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The Ballad of Cable Hogue (1970)

Total spoilers

In 1969 and 1971, Sam Peckinpah made the two films which are generally considered his masterworks: The Wild Bunch (1969) and Straw Dogs (1971). In between them, he made The Ballad of Cable Hogue, a film which has been largely forgotten over the years, but which Peckinpah always considered his own favorite film. If you are familiar with this movie and with Peckinpah's career, you might be surprised to hear of his preference for it, because it is quite dissimilar to his other films. Oh, it is a Western; it features many members of his usual character actor repertory; and it covers some of Peckinpah's familiar territory: the end of the Wild West era of rugged individualism; but the similarities to his other films stop there. The most salient point can probably be summed up in the first adjective that comes to mind when I think of this film: "charming." Many positive adjectives have been used to characterize Peckinpah's work, but "charming" is not among them. That epithet is generally reserved for movies starring Cary Grant, or Maurice Chevalier, or Audrey Hepburn, yet it is the right word to summarize The Ballad of Cable Hogue.

You see, Hogue is a romantic comedy, and the lead characters even sing to one another! You could call it a musical without fear of angry rebuttal, because in addition to the sweet duet, it includes a lush musical score by Jerry Goldsmith, with a long vocal for the beginning and ending theme music. It is even edited like a musical, montage-style. You know how the characters in a musical often continue to sing the same song as they go from location to location and situation to situation? This film uses that same editing trick, except with conversations rather than songs. One character may ask another a question while they are unloading lumber to build a house, but the other answers from the rooftop as the house is nearly built, then back to the other as they apply the final touches to the completed house.

Yeah, I know that the concept of a Sam Peckinpah musical romance sounds like the premise for a Monty Python skin, but that's what this is and it's a damned entertaining and sometimes surprisingly tender movie. In fact, I agree with Peckinpah's judgment of it. I don't know that I would call this his "best" movie, but it's my favorite. Frankly, I don't even know how to measure whether one movie is better than another, and I plan to stray away from that discussion until somebody gives me a set of working criteria that can help me evaluate whether Pulp Fiction is "better" than Fantasia. For the record, the best available objective criterion (IMDb rating) places Cable Hogue somewhere in the middle of Peckinpah's filmography.

  1. (8.09) - The Wild Bunch (1969)
  2. (7.59) - Straw Dogs (1971)
  3. (7.58) - Ride the High Country (1962)
  4. (7.39) - Cross of Iron (1977)
  5. (7.39) - The Getaway (1972)
  6. (7.38) - Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (1974)
  7. (7.28) - The Ballad of Cable Hogue (1970)
  8. (7.09) - Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid (1973)
  9. (6.70) - Junior Bonner (1972)
  10. (6.61) - Major Dundee (1965)
  11. (6.42) - The Deadly Companions (1961)
  12. (5.96) - The Killer Elite (1975)
  13. (5.83) - The Osterman Weekend (1983)
  14. (5.82) - Convoy (1978)
  15. (4.59) - Jinxed! (1982)

In the beginning of the film, the prospector Cable Hogue (Jason Robards) is abandoned by his partners to die in the desert. He swears that if he ever gets out, he will hunt down the double-crossers and kill them. Pretty familiar Peckinpah territory so far. Now comes the severe right turn. Cable wanders through the desert for days until he stumbles upon a water hole. Turns out his discovery is quite close to a stagecoach line,  and is the only water in a forty mile stretch of desert. Since Cable is an entrepreneur at heart, he buys the tiny tract of land and turns it into a rest stop for weary travelers. In the process of establishing his business, he treats everyone fairly, and 95% of them are fair to him. With the exception of one wayward baddie who truly needs killin', Cable doesn't have to do anything violent or ruthless to establish his claim to the land, to get financing from the bank, or to build his business in the wilderness. The lawless old West is basically gone, replaced by men and women who work out their differences rationally.

Cable falls in love with the fanciest fancy-lady (Stella Stevens) in the closest town, and they share many tender moments, but she is determined to make a better life for herself than Cable can offer her in his ramshackle desert home, so she wanders off to San Francisco to marry a rich man. Cable's heart is broken, but he's not the kind of guy to dwell on such matters. He gets back to work, and continues to wait for news of the two men who betrayed him.

The two men finally arrive, but Cable does not kill them immediately. He gives them a chance to walk away peacefully, but sets a trap to lure them back with the promise of buried riches. If they had not come back to rob him, Cable would have let them go. When they do come back to rob him, Cable does finally kill one, but ends up forgiving the other because the guy is a weakling who had always been under the thumb of the tough guy. In fact, Cable not only forgives him, but actually gives his way-station to the partner-turned-enemy-turned-partner, because the love of his life returns from San Francisco as a rich widow with ... an automobile! (Set the symbolism meter to .... changing of the West.)

I almost wish that the film had offered us that storybook ending filled with the reconciliation of the two men and the reunion of the lovers, but life is not so simple, and this is a movie about real, breathing characters. The ending is sad and the symbolism is a bit heavy-handed, but it's bittersweet rather than tragic. And charming, dammit, very charming! Especially Robards. I've never been a great fan of Jason Robards in general, even in films I like and admire, and I've always felt that his reputation far exceeded what he accomplished with his miniscule emotional range. That may be so, but he sure as hell nailed this role. Cable Hogue is one of the most interesting and complex characters ever to grace the screen, and Robards managed to deliver the role with a quirkiness that never stepped on the credibility. I ended up liking Cable immensely, and rooting for him every step of the way.  And even though Robards can't sing for shit, I even liked his duet with Stella Stevens, not just because she is naked at the time, but in the same sense that I liked Lee Marvin's crusty vocals in Paint Your Wagon - those two performances both seem to come from the heart of a masculine, tone-deaf character who would enjoy singing, and who would sing as well as he could if placed in exactly those situations. My dad was the same kind of guy - very manly, but loved to sing to himself, and couldn't. Robards captured that kind of guy perfectly. (His other duet, with the equally tone-deaf David Warner, is one of the worst examples of singing ever recorded on electronic media, but the two characters were supposed to be dead drunk at the time, so it's forgivable.)

The rest of the cast supports Robards soundly, and they had a good script to work from. The West of this film is filled with interesting minor characters, almost all of whom are written with enough complexity to make them believable and recognizable as people who might really have existed somewhere near these locations in the Valley of Fire, Nevada, and Apacheland at the foot of Superstition Mountain, Arizona.

Very appealing movie. I rate it as one of the 25 best Westerns ever made.

Stella Stevens

 


 

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Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.

 

 

 

L'Insegnante viene a casa (1979)

The School Teacher in the House again stars Edwige Fenech. This time, she is a piano teacher who has moved to town to be near her boyfriend. He seems less than thrilled to have her living in his small town, possibly because of his wife, and possibly because he is running for mayor on a platform of family values. Fenech, not surprisingly, is noticed by every male in town, including the doctor who owns the building she takes a room in, and his twenty-something son. While helping her move in, the son of the doorman sees her appointment book, and figures she must be a hooker, a fact that he shares with everyone.

So many people are trying to climb in her bed that Fenech, at one point, has one in the closet, and two on the balcony. Even after she learns the wannabe mayor is married, she lets him convince her that he is only waiting until after the election to divorce his wife.

IMDb readers say 4.8. The audio on this all-region DVD is not at all good, but the video quality is fine. Most of the humor is slapstick. Again, fans of Italian sex comedy, and Fenech fans will enjoy this. The rest of you may not. C-.

 

Edwige Fenech does full frontal this time, and has more nudity than in the first two Insegnante movies put together.
Ria de Simone, as the wife of the wannabe mayor, shows breasts.
 

 

 

 

 

 

Still stranded here in 1968. We have more from "The Kiss of Her Flesh." Three actresses and all show all three B's as they really were more explicit in the final movie of the "Flesh" trilogy.

Janet Banzet tiny titties.

The lovely Uta Erickson bares it all this time.

And ditto for Alice Noland.

 

 

 

 

Dann reports on Brokeback Mountain:

The question is, if this 2005 drama had been about 2 male hairdressers, or 2 male fashion designers, instead of 2 cowboys, would it have won Academy Awards and wide critical acclaim? I'm thinking no, because while it was a good movie, it was hardly a great one.

Two young cowboys are sent to a mountain to care for a herd of sheep over the summer. Despite the fact that both are (supposedly) heterosexual, they become so attracted to one another over time that they have a sexual encounter.

As the years pass and both men marry and have children, they continue to get together occasionally for "fishing trips", and their relationship blooms into love. As they grow closer, their family situations worsen until one finally ends in divorce. The occasional fishing trips continue over the years until things culminate in a surprise ending.

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Anne Hathaway Michelle Williams

 

 

 

Part 2 of the latest installment of Brainscan collages made from Tuna captures.

 

Laurie Wallace

Casey the Co-ed

Laurie Wallace

Casey the Co-ed

Laurie Wallace

Casey the Co-ed

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... Right Moves

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... Swimming Pool

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Evelyn ... Grave

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Inga

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Abigail

May Karasun

Lake Consequence

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Mummy Raider

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Playmate of the Apes

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Casey the Co-ed

Monique Dane

Casey the Co-ed

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Eat Your Heart Out

Paola Senatore

Eaten Alive

Paola Senatore

Eaten Alive

Rebecca Davis

Where Truth Lies

 
Sharon Engert

Playmate ... Apes

Tina Tyler

Sexual Predator

 

 

 

 

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