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"Zardoz" (1974)

Zardoz (1974) is every bit as strange as Realist said in his excellent review last night. It wouldn't be a Boorman film without breasts, and there are plenty. His typical themes such as ecology, and the superiority of ancient knowledge over modern scientific knowledge are there. For once, Maltin got it exactly right in fewer words than I could manage.

"Weird sci-fi entry, set in 2293, about technology gone wild in society run by group of eternally young intellectuals. Visually striking cult film will probably leave most viewers dissatisfied. Panavision." 2 1/2 stars.

We have eye candy and talented performers, but not much of a story.

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  • Charlotte Rampling (1, 2, 3)
  • Sally Anne Newton (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Sara Kestelman
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    We got a real catfight goin', concerning Tuna's presentation of  The Name of the Rose. Uncle Scoopy's Fun House continues to be the only porn page where we debate Proust, Rimbaud, Joyce  and other such silly matters. As for me, I feel the same way about "Name of the Rose" that I feel about "Beloved", namely

    1. The book is far more brilliant. In fact, it's probably the best novel I've ever read.

    2. So fuckin' what? I like the movie, anyway, dammit! 

    3. Both need more nude carwashes.

    I've never seen watchable adaptations of Joyce's Ulysses or Proust's "Remembrance ...". Given that, I'm just thrilled when they take a brilliant literary work and make it into a decent movie, and I don't care if they bugger up the original a bit. Moviemaking is a business, and they gotta do what they gotta do to get people to buy tickets.

    I took a look at An American Affair. Don't you do the same. I made liberal use of the FF button. Rated 3.3 at IMDb - Ed Wood territory.


    Tomcat did Anna Dymna in "Dolina Issy"

    • Dymna (1, 2)

    This week, some Austrians:

    Senta Berger Topless exposure in a bath tub scene from "Scharf aufs Leben" (2000).

    Konstanze Breitebner Full posterior views, plus far off frontal views from and episode of "Der Alte".

    Claudia Messner Breast exposure in "Tatort - Blick in den Abgrund" (1998).

    Sophie Broustal Topless and sexy black undies in scenes from "Toutes peines confondues".

    Chiara Caselli A little something for those who appreciate posterior views. Scenes from "Oui" (1996).

    Clémentine Célarié Partial breast exposure in scenes from "XY, drôle de conception" (1996).

    Bénédicte Delmas Lots of cleavage, with just a hit of nipple exposure from and episode of "Sous le soleil".

    Clotilde Courau
    (1, 2)

    Several frame of Clotilte topless, plus partial bum exposure in #2. Vidcaps from the movie "Marthe".

    Mystery Babes Two topless unknown "Franken-models".

    Amanda Lepore Topless, plus a bonus...I've never seen fruit used quite like this.

    Audrey Marnay A headshot for her fans.

    Delphine One of the best teaser nip slips I've seen in a while.

    Rawhide Kid
    Starting out Part Seven of the SI Babes is a fabulous shot of Lujan Fernandez getting ready to surf....... another buttman's dream! The second Lujan is a nice little white 2 piece with just a hint of pokitude and #3 is another nice shot, whatta a smile....don't ya just love those cheeks???
  • Lujan Fernandez (1, 2, 3)

    Here Comes Scoop's girl! Latetia Casta looking very nice wearing a teaser suit that has only strings for a top but she's hiding the goodies and Laetitia #2 has her looking very demure in a nice white 1 piece.

  • Latetia Casta (1, 2)
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    Valeria Golino
    (1, 2, 3)

    Claudia losing her top in 3 different movies...
    link #1 from "Year of the Gun"
    link #2 from "Immortal Beloved"
    link #3 from "An Occasional Hell"

    Thanks to both Hugo and Uco. Yikes! Typing that reminded me of Letterman's old "Oprah, meet Uma. Uma meet Oprah" bit.

    Nancy Allen
    (1, 2)

    Fantastic collages by ZonononZor paying tribute to Nancy in "Carrie". #1 features Pokies, as well as Nancy topless.
    #2 has offers full frontal nudity, plus a super groovy, 1970's high school gym outfit.

    Beverly D'Angelo Another terrific collage by Zon. Here's Beverly giving up the goods in scenes from "National Lampoon's Vacation".

    Jessica Lange
    (1, 2)

    A "Then and Now" comparison.

    Link #1, "Then"...Jessica in "King Kong" (1976). Absolutely gorgeous in her first screen role as the object of the giant ape's affection. Oh, and she showed a bit of tit too. I guess Kong was a "Breast Ape". Thanks to Hugo.

    Link #2 "Now"...Jessica in "Titus" (1999). Not many women, let alone actresses are confident enough to show the goods at age 50! Collage by Dann

    Bettina Zimmermann Topless scene from "Kleiner Mann sucht großes Herz", by Primal.

    Angelie Almendare Fully nude but...usually when we see the old "arms over naughty bits" pose the arms are either her own, or a dude standing behind the model. This time it's a one-eyed space mutant.

    Lara Flynn Boyle Breast exposure in scenes from "After Glow", by Old Smokey.

    Antje Schmidt Topless and partial rear nudity in scenes from "Im Innern des Bernsteins" (1995), by Scanman.

    Candy Clark Far off frontal, and up close topless views in scenes from "The Big Sleep", by Scanman.

    Tawny Kitaen Full frontal nudity caught by nmd. Vidcaps from the movie "Witchboard".

    Charlize Theron On the Pokie-Meter...this cover of Esquire comes in at around 7.6.

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