Clay Pigeons (1998) is a German produced film in English. IMDb calls it a Comedy-Thriller-Drama-Crime film. I also had trouble figuring out what it was supposed to be, but black comedy seems closest. Clay Bidwell (Joaquin Phoenix) and Earl (Gregory Sporleder) are out shooting beer bottles, when Earl accuses Clay of sleeping with his wife, Georgina Cates. Rather than shooting Clay, Earl kills himself and frames Clay for a murder. Clay goes to Cates for help, and she tells him to deal with it and not bother her. He disposes of the body, and finds a new girlfriend, Nikki Arlyn. Cates kills Arlyn, and Clay is in the body hiding business again.

Things become complicated when a charming stranger befriends Clay, and they found a body floating while fishing. The stranger, it seems, is a serial killer, and, of course, the FBI suspects. Clay. Arlyn show breasts, and Cates shows breasts in a home movie within the film, and most of one nipple. IMDb readers have this at 6.4 of 10. It earned $1.79M against a $8M budget. Ebert and Berardinelli agree at 2.5 stars, and with similar comments. They both appreciated the performances, but thought there were just to many murders, and found the ending very contrived. I agree. There was not a flat performance in the film, and Janeane Garofalo as an FBI agent was wonderful, but the writer and director just didn't know how to finish it. C-.

"The Good Humor Man" (2004)

You may remember Cameron Richardson as the cutie with a charming overbite, basically the only thing of merit, in National Lampoon's Dorm Days. She shows her breasts in The Good Humor Man (one collage, and one zipped .wmv) and if people would like to see the other side, she showed a marvelous booty in GQ last year.

Here's the official synopsis of Good Humor Man:

"Set in the suburbs in ’76, it is the story of Jay Skibness – stoner, vandal, all around mischievous high school sophomore, and the crisis of conscience he must face when his lifelong best friend becomes linked to the death of a youth from another clique. As he moves through this fast paced coming of age story, he is aided by Wendy – a beautiful Jockette from the rival clique and they form a bond that will change each of them forever.

‘70’s rock legend Robin Trower’s original score and the rest of the classic rock soundtrack roll you through the ups and downs of teenage years while Kelsey Grammer anchors this bright young cast that we will see often in the years to come. "

• Cameron Richardson in "The Good Humor Man"
• Cameron Richardson video clip from ""The Good Humor Man"
• Cameron Richardson's booty in GQ

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• Conan O'Brien wants people to know he is NOT Pat O'Brien.
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MOVIE REVIEWS:

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• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

The Top 20 Best Sex Scenes

Here are the results of our most recent other polls...
The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
Best All Time Television Comedy
Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance

Email Scoopy Jr. with more nominees, comments or suggestions.

Some assorted goodies from the Ghost today.

First up...Here we see the cute co-star of the horribly lame, short-lived series "Cleopatra 2525" Jennifer Sky going topless, getting felt up, and gettin' it on in scenes from "My Little Eye".

• Jennifer Sky (zipped .wmvs). (1, 2)

The Ghost follows up with brief bum and robo-breast views of Carlton Elizabeth in scenes from the direct-to-vid 'thriller', "Pretty When You Cry" (2001).

• Carlton Elizabeth (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
• Carlton Elizabeth zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

Next up, here are vids of Kristi Ducati showing off her robo-big'uns in scenes from "Intimate Obsession" (1992). Her Skinemax 'claim to fame' was starring in both "The Bikini Carwash Company" and "The Bikini Carwash Company II".

• Kristi Ducati zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

Here is video clip of Fun House favorite Jessica Alba showing some cleavage and looking Alba-licious in a scene from her sci-fi series "Dark Angel".

• Jessica Alba

Last up...here is Adult film and Skinemax babe Chelsea Blue baring all in a couple of scenes from "Sexual Temptations" (2001). If you take a look at these images, you may think something is a little off. Can't quite place it? Well chew on this...she's a lady of late night cavle with natural breasts!

• Chelsea Blue (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)
• Chelsea Blue zipped .wmvs. #2 and #8 are quite good. In fact I wouldn't doubt it if someone told me they were really going at it. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

"Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia"
To understand the nature of this 1974 film by Sam Peckinpah, you merely have to describe the opening scene: A young pregnant but unmarried Mexican woman who is sitting beside a beautiful stream is summoned by henchman to appear before her father, a rich Mexican landowner. He demands to know the name of the father of her child, and when she refuses, she is first stripped, then tortured, then finally her arm broken. She tells.

The father of the child is Alfredo Garcia, and the scene ends with the landowner offering one million dollars to anyone who will bring him the head (only) of Alfredo Garcia. Things grow more violent as two bounty hunters searching for Garcia encounter a local piano-player who knows Garcia's girlfriend. The piano-player convinces her to team up with him to collect the million, and things spiral downward as bodies fall like flies.

This is a violent, sexy thriller typical of Peckinpah, bordering on the distasteful much of the time, and rightfully deserves to be called a classic.

• Isela Vega
• Janine Maldonado

As we've mentioned before, this movie is horribly lame, and there is only one reason for this thing to even exist...Phoebe Cates gets naked constantly! She showers naked under several different waterfalls, walks naked around the hut, swims naked near colorful coral reefs, bathes naked in lagoons, wades naked in the Mediterranean, etc.

This was Cates' film debut, and she looked absolutely gorgeous while baring all.

• Phoebe Cates (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

• Here's some assorted unknown topless girl.

• Im not sure why, but for some reason Phoebe used an unknown body double. Phoebe is constantly nude in this movie, so it's always kinda boggled my ol' brain. Perhaps the idea of even pretending to have sex with Willie Aames was simply too creepy.

NO BIG STAR CAMEOS FOR "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"
She's Too Fat! - "Desperate Housewives" is so popular that top stars are lobbying to make cameo appearances. But James Denton, who plays sexy plumber Mike Delfino, says the producer thinks that could harm the show the way it did "Friends," by taking the spotlight away from the main stars. He said that, for instance, Britney Spears' people have been trying to get her onto "Desperate Housewives," but he can promise "that will never happen."

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