"Buñuel y la mesa del rey Salomón"
Buñuel y la mesa del rey Salomón (2001), or Bunuel and King Soloman's Table, is decidedly odd. Basically Luis Buñuel is talking about the making of a film where he as a young man, Salvadire Dali, and Federico Garcia Lorca are in 1930s Toledo searching for the King Soloman's Table, a religious artifact said to give you the ability to see everything, past, present and future.
The entire film is a work of surrealism, and was nearly as incomprehensible to me as are Dali's paintings. We have full frontal from two women, Italian Valeria Marini nude and Spanish Varolina Lapausa. IMSb readers have this at 5.5 of 10. Unfortunately the DVD transfer is not at all good. That is a shame, as the visuals are all the film has going for it. It is in Spanish, with optional sub-titles, and is only available on Region 2 PAL. This is a C-, interesting, but, for me, a very long watch.
"One Million Heels B.C."
One Million Heels B.C. (1993) is basically an excuse to show three women naked. Cierra Knight is watering her garden, then turns the hose on herself, takes off her top, goes into the house, strips, puts on new panties, and works out. Meanwhile, a cave girl, Michelle Bauer, show sup. The two end up in the shower, then Jerica Fox arrives to practice strip routines with Knight. Then all three end up in the bath, soaping each other, etc. When they aren't wet and.or naked, they are putting on lingerie.
The story is awful, the acting is ridiculous, and the DVD quality is not at all good, but the exposure is first rate. This is a C-.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
- There are 12 updated volumes in the Encyclopedia in the H's, and
J's. (21 yesterday in Volumes A, B, and C.)
The Gift (2000):
This was the best nude
scene of its year, and the only real exposure from Katie
Holmes's marvelous chest. Here are the
comments. We both
liked it. Or maybe I should say "we like both of them".
Baseball Fans Overwhelmingly Want Mandatory Steroid Testing
- Four short videos from
SPICE TV RAW!
- Dalene Curtis was the playmate
of the month in June of 2001. Here is her free, nude
Playmate gallery, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
- The cycle is complete.
Preseason No. 1 UConn downs Georgia Tech 82-73 to win national
President Bush agrees that he will debate Kerry, but only on the
subject of whether Posh and Becks should split.
The Principality of Freedonia
- Whose words are these?
"Let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are
somehow good for the United States. Jimmy Carter? Ralph Nader?
A member of the Saudi royal family? You're not even close.
The DVD Clinic Movie Review of Wild Things DVD. Bad news,
guys: no more skin in the "unrated" DVD, at least nothing obvious.
I'll look at it soon.
A review of Nora Ephron's screenplay for "Bewitched"
APOD: Category 1 Hurricane off the Brazilian coast. Largest
storm ever recorded in South Atlantic?
Mel's passion kicks butt in Asia, Latin America, not so much in
- Let's skip all the political
bantering and accusations of racism concerning Jim Bunning's
comments that his Senate opponent looks like one of Saddam's sons.
What we want to know is the Other Crap. Does Dr. Dan look like
Saddam's sons, or doesn't he? Can you tell
which twin has the Toni?
As is common in the world, war is brewing again - this time
between ... Canada and Denmark, those warmongering bastards.
Without reading the article, you just know that must have
something to do with herring. Hell, I didn't even know Denmark had
On the 10th anniversary of his death, RollingStone.com remembers
Cobain with his fans. In honor of their fallen leader, the
Nirvana heads commemorated the anniversary by killing themselves
after marrying a crazy blond skank. That made it a long day of
marriage proposals for Sondra Locke, who eventually just left her
phone off the hook.
As if Courtney Love didn't have enough problems - new book
suggests Cobain didn't commit suicide.
The Traffic Cone Preservation Society
Bobby Brown is shooting a new reality TV series co-starring
The lone holdout juror in the case was named campaign manager for
Ralph Nader" He praised her as "a first-class spoiler". But
Mr. Nader’s announcement may have been overshadowed by the bizarre
actions of defendant Kozlowski who, moments after the judge’s
declaration of a mistrial, leapt to his feet and started chanting,
“Toga, Toga, Toga!” (One of Borowitz's best columns.)
The strange things people believe about history. -- The Battle
of the Bulge did not exist, but King Arthur did. Here's the really
scary one: More than 60% thought the Battle of Helms Deep (in the
Lord of the Rings trilogy) actually took place.
- Here's the trailer for Jim
Coffee and Cigarettes
Britney Spears bosom popped out of her skimpy top in a semi-public
performance. It was a wardrobe malfunction, chuckles the
insider source. But unlike Janet Jackson's, no one was saying it
was intentional. "The flashbulbs really went off." Spears rep
didn't return calls for comment.
- I like the part about the flashbulbs. You KNOW that has to
make the internet soon.
- Computer goes haywire -
800,000 Cards Overcharged at Wal-Marts
The Shroud of Turin is real, dude! No, really.
Becks says he's purer than the Virgin Mary. "I've never even
had sex with Posh, and my marriage is only to cover up the vow of
celibacy I took when I became a Franciscan monk. The other lads
would have a good laugh at my expense if they knew I'm a virgin."
The richest celebrities in England. Mostly Spice-related
Watch the uncut European trailer for The Girl Next Door
- What are the odds?
Injured Griffey misses opening day start with Reds. He injured
himself by the strenuous exercise of running out a grounder.
Pulitzer winners announced. Other Crap snubbed..
A fearless President Bush stands facing the North Korean border,
daring them to try something.
Alanis Morissette strips down in Canada to blast US "censorship".
And yet she was wearing a body suit, because if she had really
been naked, the Canadians would have censored her. Cue up "Isn't
The worst arcade on the planet!
- I'm pretty sure you won't be
seeing this segment on South Park.
Cartman tells a bad taste joke.
- Arena Football Cheerleaders -
the Fly Girls, cheerleaders for the Shreveport Battle Wings
Pics from the set of Batman Begins
Judge Blocks Liquor Sale Ban at Ohio Nude Clubs. A proposed
Ohio law to ban liquor sales at nude dance clubs was blocked by a
federal judge April 1.
VH1 game show will test celebs' 'Gaydar': "VH1 is putting a
21st-century twist on 'To Tell the Truth.' Instead of guessing
someone's occupation, a panel of celebrity guests will try to
figure out whether a person is gay or straight. Yep, it's called 'Gaydar.'"
Brawl breaks out at anger management conference Whoda thunk
The incredibly souped-up Penguin Smack. Hit the penguin, then
watch a movie, and come back to see your results. If the Penguin
has stopped bouncing.
Babe Ruth's bat comes out of the closet.
50 sporting things Englishmen must do before they die
The Padres' Jason Szuminski is a pretty smart relief pitcher, but
no rocket scientist. Oh, wait a minute. My mistake. He actually IS
a rocket scientist. He is the first big leaguer to graduate
from MIT, and he's also an Air Force officer in his spare time.
- A blast from the past. Carol
Imhof was the Playmate in December of 1970. Here is her free, nude
Playmate gallery, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
- Four free short videos from
Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!
Sox sux. In each of the past 11 years, the Sox have started a
different second baseman on opening day. Unfortunately, they would
have lost even if Rogers fucking Hornsby had been at second today.
CNN.com - Crossfire Transcript with Al Franken and G. Gordon Liddy
archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
Early in their nekkid film career.
Jennifer Aniston in The Good Girl. This is the first
and only time those hooters have been on camera in a movie or TV
show, and even in this scene they may have been covered with
band-aids. Well, that's what she claims, anyway. (.avi
version, .wmv version).
Jennifer Jason Leigh starts off a long career of
nudity in the teen classic, Fast Times. To be technically correct,
this was not her first screen nudity. Leigh was actually topless
briefly in an earlier film called Eyes of a Stranger, which I have
never seen. It is available on VHS, but still not on DVD. (.avi
version, .wmv version).
Joanna Page in Love, Actually, as with JJL, this was
not really her first nudity. She was topless and incredibly adorable
in From Hell. (.avi
version, .wmv version). (Here's a Tuna cap from From Hell)
Note from Shiloh: there was no nudity in The L-Word on Sunday.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmvversions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
'Caps and comments by Striplight:
Here's a vid and some 'caps that might interest you. They're from from an Italian movie called "Scent of Passion", starring Malù and a smashing blonde named Ángeles López Barea. Quite a classic as far as I'm concerned.
Malù and Barea play a couple of dancers who share a boyfriend, as well as themselves.
In the video clip we see them share some quality time together in the sauna. I like the way the director knew exactly what shots of his leading ladies he wanted :-)
This is available on DVD in the UK, but the transfer is very ropey, your US readership might be better off getting hold of one the US video versions, should they, er, want more details on how it all turns out in the end...
- Ángeles López Barea, topless with hints of the other 2 B's
- Malù, full frontal.
- Malù and Ángeles López Barea, all 3 B's and some lesbian lovin'.
- .wmv video clip, with full frontal nudity from both ladies.
First up from the Ghost...
Elizabeth Hurley and Patsy Kensit in the 1990 movie you've probably never seen, "Der Skipper" aka "Kill Cruise".
- Elizabeth Hurley, briefly topless.
- Liz .wmvs. Topless in #1, having a breast sucked in #2, and gettin' it from behind in #3 (no nudity though).
- Patsy Kensit, bikini.
- Hurley and Kensit, bikinis, etc.
Next on the list, the Ghost takes a look at the 1993 movie "The Baby Doll Murders"...currently only available for home viewing as an antique (aka VHS).
- Joanne Lara, topless in a shower scene.
- .wmvs of her shower scene.
- Melanie Smith...the best nudity of this batch.
- .wmvs of her topless in the hot tub.
- Tuscany, also topless.
- .wmvs of her toplessness.
||From German TV, toplessness in scenes from "Kalter Frühling".
||The full-figured actress bares breasts and bum in scenes from an episode of the German TV series "Polizeiruf 110"
||Ripping open her shirt to reveal her breasts in a scene from "Die Spur des Bernsteinzimmers" aka "The Mystery of the Amber Room" (1992).
||More German TV toplessness. This time in a scene from "Küss mich, Kanzler!".
||Topless from an episode of the German TV series "Schwarz greift ein".
||The gorgeous actress topless on the German TV series "Nachtschicht", episode "Vatertag".
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
GATES NO LONGER WORLD'S RICHEST MAN
That's It! No More Charity! - According to the Swedish business magazine
Veckans Affarer, Bill Gates is no longer the world's richest man. Because
of Gates' charity giveaways and the dollar's slide against other
currencies, IKEA furniture founder Ingvar Kamprad, 77, is now ahead of
Gates, $53 billion to $47 billion. Kamprad lives in Switzerland and is
famous for his frugal habits, such as flying economy class instead of first
That alone saved $6 billion.
He may not even know it yet; he doesn't buy magazines.
He's so cheap, he won't even assemble his furniture before he sells it
"IDOL" LOSER WEARS OUT HIS WELCOME
He Grates! He Grates! - "American Idol" loser William "She Bangs" Hung was
a big hit earlier in the season, but he's wearing thin with the show's
producers. The New York Post reports that they think he's gone from being
funny to making a mockery of the show. When he signed to cut an album
called "Real Idol," they finally threatened to sue him. It's now called
So they sued him for using the word "American"...They've trademarked
The producers claim they invented the concept of people who can't sing
Jon Peter Lewis is still in the finals: THERE'S your mockery.
CAN JESSICA SIMPON READ?
"I Am NOT Ill!" - The New York Post reports that some fans of MTV's "The
Newlyweds" suspect Jessica Simpson may be functionally illiterate. Among
the clues: the Chicken of the Sea can reads "tuna"; she gives Nick many
gifts but never a card; when he gave her a card, she made him read it to
her; and she couldn't figure out where her hotel room was or how to use a
gas pump, even though she had written directions. Her publicist denied it,
noting that she attended private schools; but others noted that cute girls
and athletes are often sheltered from tough classes. One illiteracy group
said if it's true, they'd love to have her as a spokeswoman.
Spokeswoman for a group of illiterates? Perfect!
They'd write to her about it, but...well, you know.
Jessica denied that she is either illiterate OR functional.
On the other hand, the Chicken of the Sea label has a picture of a
mermaid, and she didn't ask if it was made out of mermaids.
MOVIES WITH SEX NOT SELLING
Live Nude Fish! - A study by the Christian Film and Television Commission
found that movies with explicit sex and nudity aren't selling anymore. An
analysis of box office figures for 1,120 films over the past four years
found that movies with no sex, such as "Finding Nemo," grossed an average
of $41.1 million, while those with sex and nudity averaged just $16.7
million. Some analysts say it shows that Hollywood needs to make more
films with wholesome characters and positive themes. Others said it's just
because family movies are more likely to make money because of all the
I don't know, I really enjoy my "9-1/2 Weeks" action figures.
Sexy movies should do merchandising tie-ins, like pop-up books.
Or it could be that out of 1,120 movies, "Finding Nemo" was the only one
that was any good.
"Finding Nemo" has nudity...The fish in it are totally naked!
Another way to make money is with movies about Jesus, but only if
they're REALLY violent.
BOBBY BROWN REALITY SHOW
More Coke Than "Miami Vice" - The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that
Bobby Brown is pitching a reality show about his life to the TV networks.
A publicist for Brown's wife Whitney Houston said she would help with the
show, but the cameras would not follow her around, and it would be about
his life, not hers.
She would watch it, though, just so she'd finally know where he is at
Whitney can't do a reality show: she has no concept of reality.
There's already a reality show starring Bobby Brown...It's called