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| Tuna
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"All Ladies Do It"
All Ladies Do It (1992) is a Tinto Brass soft core that was covered by Scoopy a few weeks ago. In it, he focuses on buns, and rear gyno shots, although he includes enough breast shots for everyone. Claudia Koll is happily married, and works in a lingerie shop. She excites her husband with fantasies about her with other men. When a aunt dies, and leaves her a penthouse in Venice, she does actually cheat on her husband. He spots a hickey, and becomes insanely jealous. Even though the little head is really into this, the big head (and the ego) can't cope, and he leaves. As a reaction, Koll has a night on the town with the girls. Finally hubby realizes that this time, the little head has the right idea.
Koll shows everything, and dozens of unidentified women expose one or more of our favorite body parts. The dubbing on this film was atrocious, and it was clearly mastered from a well worn distribution print, as it was faded, and lacked contrast, and had a lot of lint near the edges. Tinto obviously admires derrieres, and this film is an ass man's delight. Although the plot is very simple, there is is sense of fun from beginning to end, and the film does not take itself that seriously. Although it is not a typical soft core, it is an adequate one. C.
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"The Story of O: Episode 5"
The Story of O - Episode 5 (1992 TV) is moving more slowly now, with some recycled footage from previous episodes as flashbacks. It can't have been easy to stretch this story to nearly ten hours. This time, O spends more time with Sir Stephen, then learns that she is his, not Rene's. She is asked to masturbate by Sir Stephen, which she had refused him on their first meeting. This time she agrees. She is also told to seduce Jacqueline, and convince her to be trained in the Chateau. We get our first exposure from Gabriela Alves as Jacqueline, as O imagines her chained and being whipped at the chateau. This time, we only see her bush. We have the usual 3 Bs from Claudia Cepeda, this time mostly in good light.
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| Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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Scoop is taking a little time off to spend with the family. But for now....
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded
into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined
there might be something of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or
Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.
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| Hankster
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Scoop,
Another day in the adventures of Daneen Boone in "Justine:In The Heat Of Passion". Once again Daneen is captured, tied up, topless and rescued by her professor. Of course it was all just a dream.
- Daneen Boone
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We'll start today with the Britt Ekland 'caps that disapeared into cyberspace several times before actually landing safely in the scoopy mailbag.
- Britt Ekland, topless in "The Wickerman"
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Next up... A few collages made with a little help from Tuna.
- Martine Grimoud full-frontal and everything in a real nice movie for nekkid babes, "Levres de Sang".
- Michelle McCormickin a thong and showing some serious cleavage in "Sweet Justice".
- Nancy O'Neil, boobs and bush, in "Scandal on the Other Side".
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Then there is this batch of scans, all of them done by PETScan of the lovely Brandy Ledford (nee Sanders). PET really likes this woman and who can blame him. First up is a two-fer, as in two fer the price of one, 'cuz these are of two Pets, Brandy (in the days before hooter enhancement) and Racquel Darian. These are the most explicit things these eyes have seen of Brandy in action.
- Brandy Sanders and Racquel Darian
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Finally today, a half-dozen-plus-one scans of Brandy post-augmentation showing all three B's
- Brandy Sanders
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| Variety
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Carmen Electra
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Posing topless for Interviu magazine. Link #2 trades boobs for bum exposure, and link #5 keeps nipples, and pubes just out of sight.
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| Pat Reeder The Comedy Wire
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Pat's comments in yellow...
"E.T." FAN CLOSING IN ON 800 VIEWINGS
S.T., Go Home! - Sian Thurkettle, 25, of Rugby, England, has seen the movie "E.T." 773 times, so when it was re-released, she bought a one-month unlimited theater pass to watch it over and over. Her expert opinion is that the new cut is better because of the improved effects. She told The Sun that people think she's mad, but she can't get enough of "E.T." and "I bawl my eyes out every time I see it." She also has a house full of "E.T." memorabilia and has forced her husband George to watch it 100 times.
- He figures it could be worse: her sister's favorite movie is "Beaches."
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