TV Round-Up

More episodes of Borgia from European TV

Episode 3

Marta Gastini

Episode 4

Marta Gastini


Episode 5

Marta Gastini

Isolda Dychuk

Episode 6

Marta Gastini

Isolda Dychuk





  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Lili Simmons


"The Girls of National Lampoon's Strip Poker"

volume 4

In the next four days, four gals, three nekkid, in some disc entitled The Girls of National Lampoon's Strip Poker, Volume 4.  The four are Fawnia Mondey, Kelly Schreck, Taylor Kennedy (Fawnia is topless and the other two do some full frontal stuff) and Roneique Banks.  Fawnia is the best known of these by we of the Funhouse readership - Canadian hottie, sometime actress, sometime stripper, oft-time glamor model.  Taylor has spent a good deal of time posing topless for magazines and websites, all on the basis of her naturally large hooties.  She is not exactly my cup o' tea.  Kelly Schreck is a pretty famous fitness model has appears to have done relatively nekkid modeling but she makes up for that oversight on this disc.  And Roneique Banks is the model whose image appears on the most websites when you Google her name.  She is happy to show off her killer caboose but is loath to reveal anything else.  That is true, generally, and certainly true here.  So, okay, there was an extensive still-photo collection on the disc and those make up most of what I have sent along, plus a few collages (including an image or two cobbled together from slow pans across bodies).  In the still photos, behind the scenes variety, were two of another fitness model, Megan Devoe; she is full frontal while sunbathing. 

Today: Fawnia Mondey film clips here (images below)




Johnny's comments:

Hideaways is an Irish fairy tale about James Furlong (Harry Treadaway), a boy that was born with the devastating affliction of when he is feeling threatened, he has causes the death of any living thing within range. This has a horrific toll on his life including causing the death of his mother, father and grandmother and then pretty much everyone at the orphanage he was sent to except for Liam (Thomas Brodie-Sangster). James runs away to the forest, never to been to seen again, until... Years later, Mae-West O'Mara (Rachel Hurd-Wood) is dying from stomach cancer and runs off from the hospital she is staying. During a rainstorm, she takes shelter at a house, which is where James is now living, away from everyone else. They spend some time together and hit it off. With a search party out looking for Mae-West, she returns and is feeling much better. James decides to find Mae-West and be with her, but also at that hospital is Liam, who wants revenge for ruining his life. Can love bring the two together? Will Liam exact revenge?

Hideaways is pretty standard stuff about love curing all, but this is still a pretty solid watch nonetheless. The most bizarre thing in this film is Rachel's nippleless breasts. Should get that checked out ...

Rachel Hurd-Wood film clip (collages below)

Film Clips

More from My Awkward Sexual Adventure (2013) this time in 1080p

Marleen Maathuis in Lotgenoten (2013)

Sabrina Ouazani in Inch'Allah (2012) again, this time in 1080p

Christa Theret and Solene Rigot in Renoir (2012)

Natasa Tapuskovic in Zivot je cudo (2004)

Rare nipple exposure from Kate Mulgrew in Round Numbers (1992)

Pics and Collages

Here's the early favorite for nude scene of the year: Rosario Dawson in Trance (cam quality)