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"Story of O: Episode 4"

"Story of O - Episode 4" (1992 TV) continues the story, still following the original plot nearly point by point. Rene meets Jacqueline and is impressed, and O meets Sir Stephen for the first time, where Rene tells her that she is to be the property of both of them. She refuses Sir Stephen's request that she masturbate for him. He demands that she obey him, even though neither loves the other. She resolves to get him to care about her.

We have a new unknown, who plays a lesbian lover from O's remembered youth, and the by now familiar breasts, buns and full frontal from Claudia Cepeda.

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  • Claudia Cepeda
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  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    "Stille Nach Dem Schuss"

    Stille Nach Dem Schuss (1999) was done by scoopy and reviewed, using the English name, "The Legend of Rita". If the subject interests you, the commentary is full of background as to where the various elements of the film are from. While the characters are fictitious, the events all happened to real terrorists.

    As a quick recap of the story, young terrorists, inspired by early 70's Berkeley, where playing Robin Hood, robbing from the rich (like banks) and giving to the poor. To their socialist way of thinking, this redistribution of wealth was in the best interest of mankind. The fun went out of the game when they broke a friend out of jail, and ended up killing someone in the process. They escaped to East Berlin and the secret police, who had offered help. Most of the group chose to go to Beirut, to continue their campaign, but two young women went into a sort of witness protection program. The film is more a description of the times, the changing tide of politics, etc. Scoop, as a paid professional capitalist, covered that aspect in the review linked above. Nadja Uhl plays a close girlfriend of the main character, and is in a very clingy flannel nightshirt that doesn't stand a chance against her nipples. Bibiana Biglau shows a breast in a partly open shirt, breasts in two sex scenes, and buns stripping on the beach at night to meet her lover.

    As Scoop said, this is an interesting, and highly intelligent film, where the ideas and ideologies are more important than the characters, so is not for everyone. It doesn't fail completely as entertainment, however, with action at the beginning, a lesbian relationship, and a hetero relationship. The German sub-titles can't be turned off. C+.

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  • Bibiana Beglau (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Nadja Uhl (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Scoop is taking a little time off to spend with the family. But for now....

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined there might be something of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Graphic Response
    • Jenny Agutter, full frontal nudity in scenes from "Equus" (1977). Sci-Fi fans know her best as Jessica from "Logan's Run" (1976) and Horror fans of course know her as Nurse Alex Price in "An American Werewolf in London" (1981).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    The Night
    A fantastic batch of beautiful ladies today. Plus comments by The Night.

    Catherine McCormack
    I Did some mayor color editing to get rid of the darkness, and I must they the twins look great :) I must make a movie of it some day. Pierce Brosnan is such a lucky bastard. He was humping Catherine, Jamie Lee and Joanna in just 2 movies.

    • Catherine McCormack in "The Tailor of Panama" (1, 2)

    Jamie Lee Curtis
    There BIG even when she is lying on her back, and Brosnan is squeezing them so hard that I wonder what he was trying to do. Also had to remove the darkness from the bed scene so that's why the color is a bit weird.

    Nicole Kidman
    Ok Penelope is nice but why did he leave Nicole, just one look at her and all male's are soft as butter.

    • Nicole's brief nip slip from "Moulin Rouge" (1, 2, 3)

    Monica Bellucci
    Darn! I got the movie were they cut out almost all the nudity! Still, there was enough to make 10 collages...And what a woman! She looks great! Not that skinny look either, just normal.

    • Monica Bellucci in "Malèna". Breast exposure in links 2-8. Frontal views in link #9. Rear nudity in #10. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    Joanna Cassidy
    Another redhead, just great. Wish she did more nudity with good lighting.

    • Joanna Cassidy topless in "The Fourth Protocol" (1, 2, 3)

    Taryn Manning
    If Kirsten looks nice, Taryn looks GREAT! One look at her face and you know this lady is full of humor and tricks. As a bonus, she has a great body and can dance very well.

    • Taryn Manning in "Crazy/Beautiful" (1, 2)

    Kirsten Dunst
    I made one blowup of her nipple being slightly visible, its not much but we have to do with it until she bares it all (link #6). In #5 I tried to adjust the color so that it looks a bit normal and not the blue crap.

    • Kirsten in "Crazy/Beautiful" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Cameron Diaz
    (1, 2, 3)

    Wearing only a bikini top and panties in scenes from her new movie "The Sweetest Thing". Link #3 shows her playing with her breasts. Vidcaps by Applecot.

    Leslie Hope
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Plenty of toplessness, frontal nudity, sport-humpin' and even some Hankster approved scenes with blindfolds and candle wax in scenes from the Canadian movie "Paris, France" (1993). Thanks to Nicnac.

    Emily Booth
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    The UK TV presenter showing some naughty bits on the pages of Ice Magazine. Scans by nmd.

    Pat Reeder The Comedy Wire
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    NY Post, Page Six
    JENNIFER Connelly was so subdued accepting her Best Supporting Actress Oscar last week, even critic Roger Ebert noted her joylessness in his column. It turns out her frosty mood was due to man trouble. Just before the show, Connelly broke up with "Sports Night" star Josh Charles, reports the Chicago Sun-Times. Connelly still has her 4-year-old son Kai, fathered by photog David Dugan, to keep her company.

    He Visualizes World Peace...With No Jews
    - Monday, President Bush was asked why he hasn't labeled Yasser Arafat a terrorist, and he said, "Well, Chairman Arafat has agreed to a peace process. He's agreed to the Tenet plan. He's agreed to the Mitchell plan. He has negotiated with parties as to how to achieve peace."

  • He's blown those parties up, but he's negotiated with them first.
  • He'd agree to any peace plan, as long as it doesn't end any killing.
  • He'll do anything for peace! Lob hand grenades, if necessary!...As long as the result is a lot of pieces!
  • It's official: "Subliminable" is no longer the dumbest thing Bush ever said.

    Some stuff from IMDB News. First up, the original "Charlie's Angels" will do cameos in the movie sequel. Maybe they can get Shelly Hack to do the catering...

    Original Angels To Cameo In #2
    Charlie's Angels 2 is set to enjoy a blast from the past - when the original TV Charlie's Angels make cameos on the movie sequel. Drew Barrymore, who will re-team with Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu for the flick, has joined forces with director McG - AKA Joseph McGinty Nichol - to get the original TV angels Farrah Fawcett, Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith for appearances. Barrymore says, "There are definitely some surprises on that level. Apparently Farrah met with McG and loved the movie, which made us feel very good."

    Next, bad news for the King of the Funhouse: he has to give up his castle or else the Queen will be sleeping elsewhere. Charlie should try a compromise and just offer to buy some clean sheets...

    Denise: I'll Never Live In Sheen's Bachelor Pad
    Gorgeous Bond babe Denise Richards refused to move into boyfriend Charlie Sheen's home because he'd entertained too many call-girls there. According to Britain's Daily Sport newspaper, the actress was furious when Sheen suggested the move into his huge estate in Malibu, California. Former hellraiser Sheen spent a fortune on call-girls when he was a hard-living, hard partying single. One pal says, "Denise's jaw dropped and she went mad, screaming she'd never move into the 'hooker haven'! She told him, 'That house was your bachelor pad. Nothing could ever make me live there -ever.'" Sheen clearly didn't want to upset his bride-to-be - he and Richards have now bought a plush house in fashionable Westwood, California.

    Finally, for the movie buffs. You know you've pushed the stylized special effects too far when the guy who made "The Aventures of Baron Munchhausen" starts complaining about it...

    Gilliam Slams Modern Movie Makers
    Veteran Hollywood director Terry Gilliam has laid into the modern cult of making movies which are all style and no content. The former Monty Python man and Time Bandits and Twelve Monkeys movie-maker says the industry needs to focus more on ideas and less on cute camera angles. He says, "The guys who are shooting films now are technically brilliant. But there's no content in their films. I marvel at what I see and say: 'God, I wish I could have done a shot like that.' But the shots are secondary for my films, and with some of these films, it's all about the shots. I watched Tomb Raider last night. Technically, it's brilliant, but it's just crap! Every shot is beautifully composed, the lighting is great, the sets are great. But what's the point? I'm not sure people know what points to make. I'm not sure how in touch with reality anybody is, everybody's too busy phoning each other."

  • A viewer request
    A Fun House reader issued a challenge for vidcappers that specialize in the rare and obscure....Maureen Mooney, in her role as a school teacher terrorized by students in "Hell High". The only images we have of Maureen are from her brief uncredited appearance in "The French Connection". (they can be seen in the 09/24/01 edition of the Back Issues)