Thursday

Chloe

2010

This is the new film from the intellectual Canadian auteur and all-around indie hot shot, Atom Egoyan. We have anticipated it because of nudity and sex scenes featuring Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried. Despite big stars like Julianne and Liam Neeson, it opened in a very limited run. Knowing Egoyan quite well and being a fan of his best work, I'd guess that he's managed to turn a juicy concept into a massive guilt-fest and a rueful and/or mournful lament for something or another.

It is floating around the internet, but to my knowledge the only version available is a very crappy Russian cam. Here's 31 minutes of very crappy sample video (mostly non-nude scenes of people speaking Russian), and some equally crappy caps:

 

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

TV Land

We tied nobody up and we have no nudity, so this is an all "Hankster Light" day.

Tina Fey visits "Letterman" and she is looking very hot in her short dress with a little cleavage. Caps with HD clip.

 


Then back to an older episode of "Two and a Half Men" and Jennifer Taylor looking awesome in her nightgown. Fantastic cleavage in these caps and an HD clip. the sound is just a hair out of sync, but your eyes will be glued to her boobs anyway.

 


Wrap up the day with Newsbsbe Jamie Colby of "Fox News". Jamie has really hot legs in these caps and a short HD clip.

 

 

Blind Date

1984

Part 2

Antigone Amanitis film clip (samples below)

 

Kathy Hill film clip (samples below)

 

Lana Clarkson film clip (samples below)

 

 

 

 

Paraiso Travel

(2008)

Johnny's comments: "Paraiso Travel is a heavily cliched film on the experience of illegal immigrants trying to get into America. In Colombia, a couple of teenagers skip the country to head to America, only to get separated when they get to New York as the man is evading the police. Lost and broke, he is taken in by a Colombian couple who own a restaurant and he works at the restaurant as he moves from place to place looking for a place to live, all the while trying to look for his girlfriend. It's a rather frustrating film where you can predict pretty much everything that happens and it has it's fair share of completely oddball characters just for the hell of it. Anyway, Angelica Blandon plays a pretty good cock tease who seems to love rubbing things against her crotch... And anything with Ana de la Reguera is always more watchable (well except As del Precipicio, which even with plenty of nudity from Ana is still a complete piece of shit film)."
 

Angelica Blandon film clip (collages below)

 

Ana de la Reguera film clip (collage below)

Margarita Rose de Francisco film clip

Vicky Rueda film clip

 

 

Pics

Kate Nelligan in Frankie and Johnny

Keeley Hawes in Sex and Lies

Malin Akerman in The Heartbreak Kid in HD

Kayla Kleevage in The Heartbreak Kid in HD

Kaylani Lei in Zane's Sex Chronicles

Aliana Love in Zane's Sex Chronicles

 

Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls - holy shit!!

Suzanne Pleshette

Cecilia Tijerina in Picking Up the Pieces

Tila Tequila shopping at Ralph's

 

Film Clips

Kirsten Dunst in Marie Antoinette

Mary LeGault in Life on Top

Penelope Cruz in La Nina de Tus Ojos