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Yesterday: Abby, 20, from Blackpool (1, 2, 3, 4)

Gold is Maria Whittaker from January 9, 1989. Here's Maria.

Blinky's Runway snaps
Lidia "The Untattooed lady" Korneva (1, 2, 3, 4) there is decent see-through action in the first three
Karin Saby good see-through
Laura McDaniel glam
Julia Roberts from "Erin Brockovich". No nudity, but much has been written about the special bras that made Miss Roberts appear to have a more substantial bustline.
animated Hilary Swank bikini, "Dying to Belong"
Hilary Swank in "Kounterfeit"
Julia Roberts bikini top in "Runaway Bride"
Pam Anderson stolen honeymoon tape, explicit nudity
Cecilia Roth here's a paparazzi pic of the actress who gained 15 minutes of fame from her Oscar downblouse
Angelina Jolie in "Pushing Tin"

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"Undercurrent", from Johnny Web

This movie is a very good effort for a b movie. You won't find any great originality here, but the setting (mostly Old San Juan) is gorgeous, the Latin score is coolly appropriate, the acting is competent, the photography is clear and focused, the lighting is good, and the plot offers some minimal challenge. Don't get me wrong. This isn't Body Heat, so don't go out and buy a copy. But it's a decent grade-b variation on the Body Heat theme, and you may want to rent it some day, because it's worth a watch when there's nothing else to do. Five different women get topless or better.

Brenda Strong (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) Christianne Gout (1, 2, 3) Lorissa McComas (1, 2, 3) Nichole Italiano (I think Frodo pointed out that Miss Italiano, aka J. Nichole Italiano-Zaza, is most commonly known as Nikki Nova.) unknown to me. Does anyone recognize this woman?

"The Night Porter", from Tuna

I've discussed this film before. Arty psychological study of a former concentration camp victim who spots one of her former captors working in a menial job in Vienna. Instead of turning him in, she resumes her former submissive sexual relationship with him, until the relationship destroys them both, for various reasons. The ethereal and oddly sexy performance from the skeletal but beautiful Charlotte Rampling sealed her status as an international film presence. Tuna's thumbnails for this movie Charlotte Rampling (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

"Dead Calm", from Tuna

I've also discussed this one before. This is the first of the "Billy Zane on a sinking ship" trilogy (Cleopatra and Titanic, if you're wondering). Three people alone on the ocean. Sam Neill and Nicole Kidman are a couple mourning the recent loss of their baby. Billy Zane is ... well, he's Billy Zane - some kind of over-the-top psychopath who crosses their path after he slaughters every last living person on another ship. A movie with a few decent moments of suspense, partially scuttled by some absolutely impossible plot twists. I don't mind at all when the plot fools me. In fact, I prefer it. But not when they have to either defy logic or bring in random unexplained events to create the surprising plot twists. As I recall, Zane goes from mere psychopath to immortal being, like that hockey mask dude in those Friday the 13th movies. Oh, well. Main points of interest are that (1) Kidman removes her clothing, and (2) clothed or naked, the Kidman of a decade ago almost seems like a completely different person. Her body is much harder and thinner now, but even her face looks different. Tuna's thumbnails for this movie Kidman (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

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