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"Eaten Alive"

Eaten Alive (1980) AKA Mangiati vivi, is a cannibal horror film from Umberto Lenzi. It has many of the elements of the genre, including cannibalism, eating and slaughtering animals, a jungle version of wild kingdom, and lots of bare breasts. This one is unique however. Normally, there is some plot (more of a pretext really) to get people in amongst the cannibals, then the story centers around the cannibals. In this film, the cannibals are more of a sub-plot, or possibly the exploitation element to sell the film. The real story is a Jamestown clone. An American heiress goes to the jungle to find her sister who went to form a purification city with a cult leader. Not all of the cult members are happy there, as some realize the leader is a fake and a perv, but the city is surrounded by cannibals. That, plus the guards employed by the leader keeps most of them in line.

Along the way, Janet Agren (the rescuing sister, hires Vietnam deserter Robert Kerman as a guide. They succeed in finding sister Paola Senatore, but escaping proves to be the real challenge. Agren shows breasts after being painted gold as part of a purification ceremony. Senatore shows breasts frequently, and has a full frontal near the end of the film. Me Me Lai (Au Pair Girls) does an extended sex scene with full frontal. Her husband has committed suicide. After his cremation, she has public sex with both of his brothers to purify and cleanse her of the marriage. (Hey, I will believe anything as long as it yields naked women).

IMDB readers have it at 4.9 of 10. The DVD is not especially good quality, and is not available on Region 1. As near as I can tell, it can only be purchased on Region 2 in the UK, although it had a Laser Disk release in the US. I found the plot a little more engaging than the usual cannibal film, and will give it a C+.

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  • Paola Senatore (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    "Hitch Hike to Hell"

    Hitch Hike to Hell (1977) is a Harry H. Novak "rough." In the town of Crescent City, CA, a slow young man and momma's boy works as a cleaners delivery driver. He picks up hitch hikers. If he finds that the are runaways, he rapes and kills them. Seems his sister ran away, with hurt his mother, and it is up to him to punish them for hurting their mothers. Afterward, he remembers nothing. Only one of the victims, Jacquelyn Posely, shows breasts.

    The IMDb has the director/producer wrong, and lists the movie as "Hitchhike to Hell" aka "Kidnapped Co-Ed". It also doesn't show up under Harry Novak at all. IMDB is full of data. Unfortunately, it is not all correct data.

    The acting is universally bad, the 4/3 transfer is far from the best I have seen from Something Weird Video. In short, I can think of no possible reason to endure this film. F.

    For those interested, here is a link to another (and decent) review. Click Here.

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    Charlie's site is updated. New pics of uberbabe Mathilda May, Eurotrash queen Asia Argento, and more.

    Hi, y'all:

    I'm taking a spring break with the kids. I'll still be around with a comment or two, but basically I won't be doing any movies this week, and I'll see ya in about a week. Not to worry. Tuna and Junior have it under control.

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined there might be something of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Just a little something today...

    Here are a few more images from the movie "The Wicker Man" (1973).

    • First up...Britt Ekland's body double, used when the camera dipped below the border. Killer arse on this woman, whoever she is.

    • Next up, Ingrid Pitt, horror queen from Hammer Studios.

    • Finally today, Lorraine Peters, nekkid and crying over a grave! Now, that's the way I want to be mourned when I go.

    Alexandra London Topless, and a very up close and personal view from the bush-cam in scenes from the French movie "Le Cri de la soie" (1996)

    Camille Japy Full frontal nudity, also from "Le Cri de la soie".

    Carole Laure
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    Breasts and bush in scenes from "Préparez vos mouchoirs", aka "Get Out Your Handkerchiefs".

    Jeanne Balibar Topless in scenes from "Va savoir" (2001).

    Julia Ormond A great single breast view from "Prime Gig". Be shure to check out Scoop's and Tuna's reviews at

    Mathilda May Topless and frontal nudity from a movie other than "Lifeforce"! Here she is in scenes from "La Passerelle" (1988).

    Michèle Mercier Setting the way-back machine to 1960 for these topless scenes from the François Truffaut film, "Tirez sur le pianiste" aka "Shoot the Piano Player".

    Natacha Régnier Breast exposure from the Belgian actress in scenes from "Les Amants criminels" aka "Criminal Lovers" (1999).


    Anohter batch from "The Gardener" aka "Garden of Evil". Today, Sara Peterson suffers the same fate as Angie Everhart (tied down, covered in flowers and menaced by Malcolm McDowell) but at least she shows a little boob.

    • Sara Peterson (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Then on to Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium doing the lusty, bikini/snake dance in "From Dusk Till Dawn". Personally this scene gets my vote as one of the sexiest scenes ever done on film. True she doesn't lose her clothes, but she is sexier than most women with their clothes off! While we're looking at the Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino collaboration, I thought I'd throw in some nude unknowns as well.

    • Salma Hayek (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
    • Unknowns (1, 2)

    Britney Spears
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    A few Britney pics for her fans.

    #1 is a paparazzi pic published by the UK tabloid, The Sun that shows her undies as she gets into a car.
    #2 is from the German premiere of "Crossroads". For the Britney Breast Size conspiracy theorists, this is a great one for your collection. She must be about a DD here.
    #3 Britney bares her tummy in one of the billions of pictures that appear daily in magazines worldwide.
    #4 Mega-cleavage from her European press tour for "Crossroads".

    Stella Stevens Excellent topless, bare bum and bikini views from the 1972, Jim Brown, blaxploitation classic, "Slaughter"!

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    Lindsay Frimodt
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    Gorgeous scans from the fashion scan master, Blackshine. A little nudity can be found in link #1 (almost frontal) and link #6 (topless).

    Shannen Doherty The Hollywood bad girl's twins are just begging to come out and play in scenes from the TV series, "Charmed". Vidcaps by nmd.

    Katharina Böhm Brand new topless 'caps from German TV, by Jedilein.

    Aussie babes
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    From the Aussie version of "Temptation Island", here is some assorted nudity (mostly toplessness) from our friends at

    Pat Reeder The Comedy Wire
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    And Then The Men Exchange Socks... - Sunday is Easter, and if you moms are sick of hiding eggs, be glad you don't live in the Czech Republic. The Wall Street Journal reports that the Czech Easter tradition is for men to chase all the women in the family around the room, whacking their legs with willow sticks and dousing them with cheap perfume or dragging them into a cold shower. They then give the women a painted egg or a shot of vodka. This supposedly helps keep women young. But many women say they dread being assaulted by drunken men. One young Prague woman said, "I hate Easter. I always get thrown into the bathtub."

    * Actually, this is pretty much like every other the Czech republic, except for the painted egg