Underworld

1996, 1080hd

Johnny's comments:

90s update once more. Sigh, if Mad Dog Time (it was called Trigger Happy in Australia) wasn't bad enough, Larry Bishop got another script made and the result is Underworld, an incredibly annoying movie with so much talking about annoying minutiae, corny jokes (especially everyone saying can I be Frank to a character named Frank, Jesus Christ...) and when there wasn't any more talking, someone would shoot up the place or just shoot someone who turns up, usually for no reason including someone who was in a vegetative state for years. Oh and a scene that goes on for hours about show tunes, fucking hell.

Larry Bishop was an incredibly low rent Tarantino knock-off who used his father's name to get his piss poor scripts made and to rub salt into that wound, Tarantino used his pull to get made the utterly forgettable Hell Ride for him.

Apparently he has another movie in the works, heaven help us all...

Heidi Schanz film clip (sample below)

Tracey Mannen film clip (sample below)