"Prizzi's Honor"

Prizzi's Honor (1985) -- Jack Nicholson is born into the mob, and the Prizzi family godfather swears to be his second father. He is brought up in the business, and is "made" when old enough. He speciality turned out to be hit man. He is attending a wedding, and falls in love with Kathleen Turner at first sight. She has a few secrets, such as the fact that she also does hits, and that she has been scramming the Prizzi family. What follows is a dark comedy pretty much carried by Nicholson and Turner.

The plot is rather complex, but the relationship between the two leads holds the story together. Robert Loggia, Anjelica Huston and John Randolph also turn in decent performances. Turner shows breasts in one of those fast and furious sex scenes where it is hard to tell what body part belongs to whom. IMDb readers have this at 6.9 of 10, and it won an Oscar for best supporting actress (Huston). It virtually swept the Golden Globes, and won a host of other awards and nominations. Rotten Tomatoes is 85% positive. I enjoyed this film very much, but you have to pay attention to follow the plot. B-.

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    "Vivid Imagination"

    Vivid Imagination (2003?) is an episode of what is obviously a Skinemax series called Intimate Strangers. I was unable to locate this one at IMDb. The plot is minimal. Tane McClure has sex with her male friend, then he suggests a three some. She agrees to think about it. She is telling her girlfriend/partner in a tavern about it, and Brandy Davis allows as how her boyfriend has made the same request. Naturally, it is the same boyfriend, and the three end up in bed together. Both women show breasts and buns, and maybe a distant glimpse of their public area. The sex is tepid, but the photography is good, that is, it is lit and they didn't obscure the nudity with camera tricks or post production effects.

    Brandy Davis, at least for me, has a certain pixi-like appeal, making this worth the watch. C-.

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    Taking Lives (2004):

    This film is still in theaters, and I wrote about it very extensively.


    It is a thriller. Not a good one mind you, but a thriller nonetheless, and I spoiled the living shit out of one of the surprise endings. (It's yet another cheat - an ending that is surprising because it could not be true based on earlier evidence!) So don't read the comments if you object to complete spoilers.

    Comments here.

    • Angelina Jolie. (1, 2) Quality isn't that good - movie is still in theaters - but, hey, it's Angelina Jolie, and her breast is exposed.




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    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.


    Salma, and the women of The L-Word

    Celebrity Sleuth has commented that Salma Hayek is one of the five most beautiful women he has even seen up close face-to-face, and I have to agree based on having seen her last year at Sundance. Although smaller than I expected, she is much more beautiful in person than on screen, and she looks pretty good on screen to begin with. I also found her charming, energetic, and quite genuine. Pretty damned talented, as well.

    Shiloh continues to stay on top of the cable carpet munchers. Episode: "Looking Back"


    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Crimson Ghost
    Today the Ghost takes a look at the 1988 movie "Not of This Earth", a Roger Corman procuded re-make of a film Corman directed of the same name in 1957. This time Jim Wynorski took the helm, and that of course means one thing...T & A.

    One notable fact about this movie, it was Traci Lords' first real movie role. Ok, maybe not 'real' movie, but certainly her first non-adult film role.

    'Caps and comments by TomKru:


    Here are some VHS 'caps of Italian star Valeria Marini showing all 3 B's in scenes from Bigas Luna's film "Bámbola" (1996).

    'Caps and comments by Oz:

    "Halloween 5 - The Curse of Michael Myers"
    Yet another in the Halloween series of movies, we have Halloween 5 - The Curse of Michael Myers. Some nice breast exposure by Mariah O'Brien and pokies by Marianne Hagan.

    "Zebra Lounge"
    Some nice exposure by Brandy Ledford a former Penthouse Pet, although mild by her standards. Kristy Swanson spends a bit of time in her underwear. Larissa Gomes is also wearing very little.

    "The Color of Money"
    Some brief breast exposure by Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio in The Color of Money, and plenty of cleavage.

    • Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (1, 2, 3)

    "The Collector"
    The Collector is a thrilling British movie from the 1960s, which also has a sad story line. Samantha Eggar is supposed to be naked but is obviously wearing pasties to cover everything naughty.

    • Samantha Eggar (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    "The Crow"
    In The Crow we get a nice view of Bai Ling's butt and Sofia Shinas' breast. Anna Thomson, she of many names, shows lots of cleavage.

    • Bai Ling (1, 2, 3,
    • Sofia Shinas (1, 2)
    • Anna Thomson (1, 2)

    "Seduction in a Small Town"
    A shiny bra is exposed by Melissa Gilbert in the mediocre TV movie Seduction in a Small Town.

    "Someone to Watch Over Me"
    Lorraine Bracco in Someone to Watch Over Me, flashing her rear.

    "Taking Off"
    A good upskirt by Lynn Carlin in the weird Taking Off and breast exposure by a naked cellist.

    "Drugstore Cowboy"
    Some sexy caps of Kelly Lynch and Heather Graham in Drugstore Cowboy.