Saturday

Winter of Frozen Dreams

2009 (?? Not yet released.)

This is the movie that spurred an major internet buzz about some reputed graphic full-frontal nudity from the beautiful and stacked Thora Birch.

It chronicles a real-life 1977 murder case in Madison, Wisconsin. Barbara Hoffman had a genius IQ and straight A's as a biochemistry major at UW Madison when she dropped out of school to make good money as a hooker. Not long afterwards, she concocted a scheme to kill one of her clients, a lonely and likeable old fella, for his home and his insurance money. While she was under indictment for that murder, her fiancÚ died of the same causes. She was the beneficiary of a spectacularly large life insurance policy - $750,000, The fiancÚ only made $9,000 per year as an AV techie, but Hoffman had been making the massive payments out of her hooking money. At one point she told her pimp she was going to kill her fiancÚ for the insurance money.

Doesn't sound all that much like the work of a genius, does it?

Neither of the men she allegedly killed was particularly unhappy about placing their assets in her name. They were lonely, unhappy men and she made their lives better. They may have found the whole deal suspicious, but if so, they didn't care.

The film is marred by an almost total lack of suspense, and offers no insight into the case. Hoffman was convicted of one murder, acquitted of the other, and is still serving her life sentence to this day. She has never talked to anyone about the case and remains almost a total cipher, a fact which left the screenplay with no meat on its bones. At the end of the film we know nothing about her at all. The other characters are uninteresting and underdeveloped, the dialogue is drab, and there is no action of any kind. The film essentially consists of 90 minutes of tedious low-budget exposition, followed by about a minute of anti-climactic resolution. Even if the screenwriter had written The Red Violin, however, the performances would still have turned the whole thing sour. Some of the actors are just plain incompetent, and all of the performances are so low-key as to be nearly comatose.

Winter of Frozen Dreams is just a dull, unrewarding misfire which really has nothing going for it, not even guilty pleasures. It's not even be an above-average made-for-cable offering. Perhaps not even average.

"Apart from that, how did you enjoy Our American Cousin, Mrs. Lincoln?"


Sorry. There was nothing worth capturing. The internet stir was a false rumor. There is no nudity of any kind. Birch has some sex scenes, but the most you'll see is her getting bounced around while wearing a very large granny bra. The whole project was essentially a waste of my time.

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reindeer Games

2000

The beginning of the end for Affleck.

Charlize, however, recovered and prospered.

Charlize Theron film clips.

Collages:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


TV Land

Today we feature Samantha Harris, who hosts on "Dancing with the Stars." Here she appears  on "The Insider", first by herself

and the joined by Kris Jenner.

Leg action by both ladies. Caps and an HD clip.


Then a few days later we have Samantha and Lara Spencer having a real leg duel on "The Insider". Caps and an HD Clip.

 


Speaking of leg duels from last July caps of Amy Robach and Heather Thomas on the "Today Show".
 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

"Commander in Chief"

2005 TV series

Geena Davis

 

The Red-Headed Stranger

1986

Morgan Fairchild

Don't be fooled by the thumbnails.

This is a sexy scene.

 

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2005

Maria Vovchenko

Russian-language drama. I don't know Maria, but ya gotta be impressed by her large natural breasts - especially since those are now part of a disappearing culture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

         
   

The Forgotten One

1989

Part 3 of 3

As always, Scorp is out there digging up stuff the rest of us aren't even aware of. This is yet another which never came to DVD.

Elisabeth Brooks. Sample below.

 
   
         

 

 

 

 

 

Holly Eglinton: auditions and performances on Naked News:

You can make out her pussy lips with these and almost count her hair stubbles.

 

Bonus: Holly in the background in a scene from Blade.

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

 

In case you missed Charlie's update, you don't want to miss this collage of La Binoche

Lisa Boyle in Friend of the Family

Kari Wuhrer in Do It For Uncle Manny. Beautiful bottom.

Rachel Bilson

Ludivine Sagnier in Une Adventure

 

 

Film Clips