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In your Las Vegas Bachelor Party photo, I believe the first photo is Sophia Rossi, Club Jenna girl and porn star
 

 

Some Vids:

Caroline at Midnight is an obscure straight-to-vid noir which may never make it to DVD, so I guess we had better enjoy a good VHS clip while we can.  The DVD producers have really lost interest in the minor items of the 80s and early 90s film catalogue since the TV segment started to dominate the DVD markets. This is not good for us, because 80s and early 90s films contain nudity, while TV shows seldom do, except for Dennis Franz.

Mia Sara has had strictly a grade-B career. She's not especially talented or especially pretty, and she has kind of an ugly boob job, but she will always be beloved beyond her actual accomplishments because so many guys treasure the memory of her as an adorable 18 year old in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Anyone? Anyone?

Here is the clip. (Zipped .avi)

And here are some sample captures:

 

 

Another Mia. This is a VERY sexy and economical clip from The L Word, season 3, episode 12. (Zipped .avi) Mia Kirshner gets wine poured on her nipple, followed by ... well, I think you know the rest.

An all-time favorite: Linda Hamilton in The Terminator. (Zipped .avi)

 

Other Crap:

Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.

Night Train to Terror (1985)

Night Train to Terror is a horror trilogy tied together with conversations between God and Satan on a train. God and Satan are arguing over the souls of the people in each of the stories. The train is headed for a wreck, with a band in the next car, Satan's idea of fun. Given the quality of the one song the band plays over and over, I am with Satan on this one.

The first story has been released as Marilyn Alive, or Behind Bars, or Scream Your Head Off, and is about a bogus mental hospital that kidnaps and drugs people, mostly women, then sells their body parts. A man is hypnotized into helping them recruit victims and service the female partner. When they forget his injection, he has a change of heart. Nifty little ending to this one. Score one for God.

The second section, originally titled The Death Wish Club, has a young woman led into porn by a ruthless character. When a man visits his old fraternity and sees one of her films, he must have her. He tracks her down, and wins her heart, but her keeper is loath to let her go. His solution? To get them into his favorite game, where everyone puts themselves into a near-death experience. True love wins out in the end. Score another for God.

The third tale is an excerpt from Cataclysm, which had already been re-edited into Satan's Supper and The Nightmare that Never Ends. I don't know if any of the edits of this one made a lot of sense, but this one is sketchy at best, is full of bad effects, and has no nudity. A doctor is charged with cutting out the heart of Satan's representative on earth, while her husband has started the "God is dead" movement, and somehow, Satan's representative, who never ages, was a kingpin in Nazi Germany, and is the target of an old Jewish activist. She fails, but God cheats and grants them both mercy. Three strikes, Satan, you are outta here.

In the first section, we have breast exposure from Lisa Watkins, Micki Anne Corbin and Meredith Kennedy as victims, and full frontal from an unidentified actress. Meredith Haze, as the women in the second tale, does full frontal and rear nudity. All of these women have multiple credits at IMDb, but are all actually for the same film in different incarnations.

IMDb readers have scored this 3.1, but there is no telling which version of which film anyone voted on. I feel like the shortening of each part probably helped this one, as there wasn't time for any segment to get too boring. The few reviewers who have commented on this basically like it in the bad movie sense. Based on the first 2/3, the score would have been higher, but I will give the entire thing a C- as a bad movie.

Scoop's note: Check out the IMDb page for the guy who plays Satan.

Lisa Watkins

Micki Anne Corbin

Meredith Kennedy

Meredith Haze

unknown

Randy Quaid is suing the producers of "Brokeback Mountain" for $10
million, claiming he was tricked into being underpaid for his role as the suspicious foreman of the two gay cowboys.  Quaid claims he accepted much lower pay than he normally demands because he was told the movie was a low-budget art house film that wouldn't be widely distributed and would make very little money. Instead, it opened wide and has made over $80 million so far.

*  He had no idea that the opening could be wide enough to take in so much. 

*  Turns out all the cowboys in this movie got screwed.

*  The producers say if Quaid had just asked for a piece of the back end, he would've gotten it

* Seems he has 20/20 hindsight.   

* He knew there was something funny about those producers, but he couldn't put his finger on it.


The New York Post reports that a new tell-all book called "Barbra: The
Way She Is" will spill secrets Streisand doesn't want known.  Among them: A long list of men she's allegedly had affairs with, including Richard Gere, Tommy Smothers, Steve McQueen and Prince Charles; that she's so cheap, workmen often have to put liens on her property to get her to pay bills; that everyone in her high school choir thought her half-sister was much
more talented; that she moves around a lot in concert because of fears a sniper will assassinate her; and that ex-lover Sydney Chaplin used to insult her onstage during performances of "Funny Girl" by whispering the word "Nose" into her ear.


*  Prince Charles had an affair with Barbra Streisand?  No wonder he thinks Camilla looks good.