Zandalee (1991) is listed at IMDB as an R rated drama/thriller that never had a theatrical release and is rated 3.6 of 10. The version IMDB scores has some pluses and minuses, but the score is fair. On the plus side, there is New Orleans French Quarter ambiance (scenery and music), talented performers (Judge Reinhold, Nicolas Cage, Steve Boscemi, Aaron Neville, and the lovely Erika Anderson), and very nice photography and set design. Unfortunately, this love triangle drama is more like a porn paperback than a film script, the characters are rather one-dimensional, and the film has a suitable biblical retribution ending to punish the sinners.

The version I watched is the original Unrated version, which would properly be categorized as a soft core sex film. In this genre, Zandalee stands up much better, which is probably why I have always enjoyed the film. Anderson shows all three Bs frequently through the film, and has some very steamy sex with Cage. There is far more plot than is usual in soft core, and the production values are also very good for this genre, as well as the talent of the cast. In addition to Anderson's exposure, three different strippers show breasts and buns. As the strippers are already in my archives, I ignored them this time. Viewed as softcore, Zandalee is a rather good one, and suitable for couples, so the proper score is C+.

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  • Erika Anderson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48)


    Wildcats (1986) is a cliched sports story. Underdog coach Goldie Hawn accepts the varsity head coaching job at a ghetto school. He acceptance of the job is seen as a threat by male cocahes, and the team is a disaster. At the same time, Goldie is trying to raise her two daughters, and stop her ex from taking the kids from her.From there, anyone who has seen the underdog coach inspires underdog team genre can predict the plot.

    What makes this film for me is Goldie Hawn, and the fact that she shows her breasts in the bath, but the supporting cast is wonderful, and includes Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes, Nipsey Russell and James Keach. While the film is not a laugh a minute, and Goldie plays the part straight, I found myself laughing out loud several times during this film. This is a C+.

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    "The Erotic Adventures of Candy" revisited

    A follow up note to yesterday's case some of you don't remember the discussion a few months back, Carol Connors, star of "The Erotic Adventures of Candy", is the mother of Thora Birch.

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    Secretary (2002)

    I found Secretary to be a very satisfying film, although it is determined to be as strange as possible, and I don't often take to films when they are laboring to be offbeat. With magnificent art direction, quirky performances, and tone shifts in zig-zags, Secretary is an odd one, kind of a "When The Marquis de Sade Met Sally" kind of thing, except if that film were made with Tom Hanks as the Marquis. Follow the link for details.

    Absolutely beautiful nudity. This finished as the seventh-best nude scene of the year in our poll, but it should have been in the top three. It finished lower because the movie is obscure and Gyllenhaal, although nominated for a Golden Globe, is/was virtually an unknown

    Swept Away (2002)

    The Sun reports on the nudity in the Swept Away DVD. You long-timers know this story is fundamentally inaccurate. The scene shown in the article was in the original theatrical release, as I captured myself, originally from a "cammed" bootleg. You'll find my earliest, pre-video, pre-screener, pre-DVD report in the October 27, 2002 edition. My favorite scene in the DVD is the one where Madonna spreads her legs (non-nude, but really damned sexy as she pops out on both sides of the fabric). The article says that the DVD will come out in May. It is a U.K. newspaper, referring to the release date in England. The DVD is already available in Region 1. It has 16 brief deleted scenes, but no additional nudity.

    Here is our review/info page on Swept Away

    Here is a complete summary of all the nudity on the DVD, in the order in which it appears in the film: No collages, raw frames only.




    • Updated volumes: Emmanuelle Beart


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    What're the odds?


    Wimbledon 2003: Odds to win the Women's Single Title

    From the All England Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club in London, England - June 23 to July 5.

    Bet Selections Win Odds
    Serena Williams 4/5
    Venus Williams 7/4
    Kim Clijsters 11/2
    Jennifer Capriati 8/1
    Lindsay Davenport 12/1
    Martina Hingis 12/1
    Justine Henin 18/1
    Amelie Mauresmo 33/1
    Daniela Hantuchova 35/1
    Monica Seles 45/1
    Jelena Dokic 50/1
    Elena Dementieva 66/1
    Mary Pierce 80/1



    Here are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Graphic Response
    • Kelly Lynch, topless and rear nudity in scenes from the Fun House favorite "Road House".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Today we return to that all porn star flick "Sinful Deeds".

    • First up Angelica Sin doing a little striptease show. (1, 2)

    • Then Angelica Sin moves on to a little lesbian action with buxom blonde Adajja. (1, 2)

    • Isabella does a little strip in preparation for a love scene. (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Winding it up with the busty Adajja baring her boobs for a male friend this time. OOP'S, not a friend at all he slits her throat in the final cap. (1, 2)

    'Caps and comments by Turtle:


    Some miscellaneous goodies today...

    • The stunning beauty of Lauren Bacall in original DVD caps from "Key Largo". To quote BBC's Mark Cousins, "There's nobody today like Bacall. For a while, she stopped cinema in its tracks, made it look up at her as she looked down at it." (1, 2, 3)

    Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
    and Rie Rasmussen
    (1, 2)

    A great collage by Dann (both are the same, #1 is 1 meg #2 is smaller at 487k). We have Rie topless and making out with Rebecca. Then we see Rebecca looking very sexy in undies, and full frontal under water.

    Nicole Kidman
    (1, 2, 3)

    The recent Academy Award winning best actress in her undies, topless and gettin' it on in scenes from "Eyes Wide Shut". Vidcaps by nmd.

    Claire Keim
    (1, 2)

    The French actress topless in scenes from the Italian movie "Il Giovane Casanova" (2002). Vidcaps by Finn.

    Jennifer Love Hewit Deafbeer 'caps of JLH's possible, kinda-sorta nip slip from the Jackie Chan movie "The Tuxedo".

    Maria Bello Topless in the "Colonel Klink gets freaky" fantasy sequence from the Bob Crane bio-pic, "Auto Focus". Thanks to Elliffen.

    Kylie Bax The Kiwi model/actress wearing a completely see-thru dress at a Comedy Central Friar's Club Roast. Thanks to Squiddy.

    Kim Smith
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    No nudity, but the actress/model and Maxim favortie looks fantastic in skin tight undies in vidcaps by C2000 from the movie "Van Wilder".

    Kim Ji-Eun
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

    I've always had a thing for hot Asian babes, and this one is quite smokin'. Señor Skin 'caps from the movie "Sex of Magic".

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Elvis Only Dyed His Hair - Lisa Marie Presley broke her silence about her marriage to Michael Jackson in a Rolling Stone interview. She said she "absolutely fell in love with him," and they had sex "for a while," but it "just got really ugly at the end." At first, he drank, cursed, joked, talked in a lower voice, and told her he was nothing like his image. So she wanted to protect him and help him save children and the world. But then he began disappearing for weeks and using her for PR. His manager insisted they kiss at the MTV Awards, and the last straw came when he told TV Guide that she'd said even her dad Elvis had a nose job. She said that was "B.S." and demanded a divorce.

  • If Elvis were going to have any plastic surgery, it would've been liposuction.
  • He drank, cursed, talked in a lower voice...Is she sure she didn't marry Tito?
  • This is the only marriage that ended because the husband STOPPED drinking and cursing, and instead got interested in having children.
  • It got really ugly at the end...She saw him without his nose.
  • That's right: Michael's lifestyle was too unnatural for her, and she grew up with Elvis!

    He Sure Fooled Lisa Marie - Pollster Jeff Barge told the Wireless Flash that in his annual April Fool's Day poll, Americans chose Michael Jackson as the biggest fool in America by a whopping 80 percent, far ahead of Mike Tyson, Martha Stewart, Winona Ryder, Robert Blake and Trent Lott. Surprisingly, Barge said the least foolish person was Wendy Kaufman, the "Snapple Lady," followed by Elvis Presley and Diane Sawyer.

  • "The Snapple Lady?" But she's dead!...Ha-ha! April Fool!
  • Tell the truth: he made this poll up as a joke, didn't he?
  • Elvis Presley? The biggest fools in America are the ones who answered this poll.

    Precious Moments - The website is capturing famous news moments in a new medium: ceramic sculpture. They render your favorite news events in 3-D, and sell mass-produced miniature recreations of both the grungy mug shot of hairy terrorist Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and Michael Jackson dangling his son off a hotel balcony. The ceramic Michael statue is called the "King of Pop Baby Drop," and is $49.95 painted, or $39.95 unpainted, for crafty types who want to color it themselves.

  • You can save time by just leaving Michael's skin plaster white.
  • To make it look realistic, you'll have to use several thick coats of paint.
  • They also have a Khalid Shaikh Mohammed scented candle that smells like B.O.
  • How much for a sculpture of Michael Jackson dangling Khalid Shaikh Mohammed off a balcony?
  • Handle it with care! Ceramic babies are breakable!