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Death Ride to Osaka/Girls of the White Orchid revisited
Thanks to all of the Ann Jillian fans who caught my misidentification. The exposure is actually by Yvonne McCord. I got caught in a stealth plot twist. McCord was Jason-Leigh's roommate and best friend, until Jillian suddenly took over the part of best friend. I am reposting all of the
images, with Yvonne correctly labeled and have included a few cleavage shots of Jillian for her loyal fans.
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"Wildflower" (1999)
Jr. has been working so hard lately, I decided to do a soft-core for him. Wildflower has exactly what you would expect in a softcore -- lots of breasts, buns and some bush, simulated sex (hetero, lesbian and menage et trois), terrible acting, 4th grade level dialogue, and a convoluted excuse
for a plot. I think they filmed the nudity in this one, worked out the plot to fit the footage, then added the scenes with Angel Risin to up the breast count.
The best way to talk about the story is to introduce the characters. C.C. Costigan is seen before the opening credits screwing an old man into a fatal heart attack. The man has two sons. The first runs his multi-billion dollar company, has a pregnant wife he doesn't have sex with and who doesn't get naked, has a secretary (Angel Risin) who he does have sex with, and controls the trust funds of his sister and brother. The sister is single, wants to run the company, and also doesn't take her clothes off. The brother is a recovering alcoholic with a knockout dancer girlfriend (Tamie Sheffeld) who just wants enough cash to pay of his gambling debts so the bookies don't kill him. The whole crowd heads for a family cabin after the reading of the will, and bump into a stranded Costigan along the way, whom they invite to stay with them. Sheffeld is naked a lot after they
arrive at the cabin, and does a menage with Costigan and her boyfriend.
I will leave the plot twists for your enjoyment should you be forced to sit through this one. There is nearly no information available on the net, and even IMDB doesn't have a complete cast list. Risin shows her ample breasts, and Sheffeld and Costigan show the three Bs from every angle. This is a solid C. The photography is decent, and the transfer is good.
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"Fair Game" (1985)
Fair Game (1985) is an Australian action film. Cassandra Delaney runs a Wildlife sanctuary, and runs afoul of a group of kangaroo poachers on her way to town. This begins an ever-escalating battle between the pacifistic Delaney, and the coarse poachers who photograph her naked while she is
sleeping, try to run her off the road, hunt her, and destroy all of her buildings with their truck, the beat. Her retaliation, for the most part, is clever and tame. I especially like the part where she sneaks into their camp while they are asleep and welds their guns into a metal sculpture.
They finally go to far by shooting her horse, and she fights back in earnest. Delaney shows her breasts often, especially in one long scene where the men tie her to the front of the beast (their truck), cut off most of her clothes, and drive around with her there for awhile. The film has
some of the energy of Spielberg's Dual, except that it is not an unknown evil relentlessly pursuing her.
Apollo hated this film at 28. The few IMDB readers who have commented are more generous at 6.6/10. Delaney is probably better known as a former wife of John Denver, and mother to one of his children, than for her four film roles. I found her delightful, with enough energy to make up for the drab
Australian outback. If you like this genre, action films with naked women, this one is a decent watch. I give it a solid C.
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New to DVD
The scifi misfire, Red Planet. Or, as it's known in Hollywood, Red Ledger. Cost 75 million clams, brought in 17. I got excited when I saw
the black bars on the top and bottom of the DVD, thinking it might mean more fun stuff on the VHS version. (Actually, the shape of the image on the DVD told me it was an anamorphic widescreen projection, but one can always hope. Sadly, the VHS version was pan&scanned, and they did not to choose to pan or scan Carrie Anne Moss' ass. Look at the example to see how much of the picture is lost in the pan&scan 4:3 version of a 2.35 movie!
The not-as-bad scifi, The 6th Day, which also lost money, as I recall. Actually, I thought this one was watchable. Very similar in tone and structure to the heyday of Ahnold pictures, especially Total Recall. Big visuals, big explosions, humor, happy resolution. I guess people gave gotten tired of Arnie's formula.
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Shadow of Doubt is a b thriller with Tom Berenger and Melanie Griffith. A silly script with some well known performers and some pretty stylish art direction. Co-starring that acting legend, Sir Huey Lewis, who still thinks it's hip to be square. The beautiful Sandra Guibord was naked for the first five minutes of the film, during which there was no dialogue, no other characters, and no clothing seen at any time. She later came back in flashback for a sex scene. Now that's realism. If you're going to use flashbacks in a man's mind, it has to be a sex scene. What else in the past is worth remembering? In the case of women's flashbacks, it may not be realistic to have them think about sex all the time, but you young filmmakers out there, take a tip from your uncle,and just consider it dramatic license.
And always remember - once you have the "R" for violence and language, and I cannot stress this enough, the tits are FREE. MPAA won't give you an NC-17 just for boobs. So I recommend you have all female characters naked at pretty much all times. (In "Sirens", Tara Fitzgerald is even naked in church.)
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I linda liked Chuck's Cherubs, which I'll talk about some more manana. The only real nudity is the Drew Barrymore scene wher eshe falls out of a window, rolls down a cliff, and ends up in a suburbal backyard. Part of that is Drew, but I'm guessing most of it is a body double. More on that tomorrow. Will take some work to sift through the tiny, dark images.
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Glenda Jackson, excellent topless scenes from the Ken Russell film, "Women in Love" (1969).
Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve, famous lesbian scene from "The Hunger".
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WCW AND WWF TO MERGE!
Rock Meets Stone Age - Ted Turner sold World Championship Wrestling to its longtime hated rival, the World Wrestling Federation. The new group will create storylines that combine the WCW and WWF stars. They started by sending out a press release claiming that Shane McMahon bought the WCW
behind the back of his furious dad, WWF owner Vince, who vowed vengeance.
Mariah Carey turned 31 yesterday.
She's the only artist to have a #1 hit single in every year of the 1990s. But non-fan Madonna noted that the same country that acquitted O.J. Simpson buys Mariah Carey records.
Excuse me, isn't that the same country that made Madonna a star, or has her new accent turned everything around.
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"Boarding School" (1978)
AKA Leidenschaftliche Blümchen, Passion Flower Hotel, Preppy School Girls and Virgin Campus. Really not a very good movie but it did feature the ultramegagoddess Nastassja Kinski. Nasty plays an American gal who is sent to boarding school (hence the title) in Switzerland in 1956. The European gals are all a bunch of virgins and want to get laid really really bad. Being American, Nasty knows all about getting laid (I know, we Americans were always taught that the euros are more sophisticated than us...but in this flick the euro girls are in awe of Nasty and her American rock'n'roll ways..."the grass is always greener..." I suppose) so she helps them hatch a scheme where they start up a brothel to serve the local boy's school. I forget how this made some sort of sense in the movie. Here are Veronique Delbourg's tits. She's holding her arm out until it gets numb so that when she twiddles her nips it feels like someone else's hand! I hope I haven't given anyone any ideas.
Veronique Delbourg, Marion Kracht, Caroline Orhner and Nastassja Kinski all frolicking together in the shower.
Nastassja in her underwear.
And naked getting screwed for money except in a romantic way. Believe it or not, this is DVD. Finally some German softcore on DVD and the quality is sub-abysmal. Guess that's why it was only 7 bucks at Best Buy.
"The Outlaw Josey Wales" (1976)
25 years old this movie is. I guess that's hard for me to believe because I probably didn't see until about 10 years later. I really dig this movie. I'm not a big Sondra Locke fan but I love the flick so I made this crappy collage. The DVD looked a whole lot better on my TV but when I moved it to the computer I could see a lot of weird artifact. I only have four Western movies in my collection: The Ramrodder on VHS (late sixties titty flick with Marsha Jordan and Bobby Beausoleil of the Manson clan fame!) Tombstone, Josey Wales and The Unforgiven on DVD. All great flicks. "Josey's" probably the best though. If I remember the story correctly, Forrest Carter sent a copy of his self published novel "Gone to Texas" to Mr. Eastwood and Clint was blown away by the book, knowing instantly that it would make a great movie. I'm working off of memory so the story could be off a bit. Apparently, Forrest Carter was also known as Asa Carter and was a KKK leader in Alabama and a speechwriter for George Wallace (this from IMDb). Anyhoo...I think that I really like this movie because it reminds me of those old Robert E Howard sword and sorcery pulps. Call me weird but that's what it reminds me of! And what's up with Clint having his real life squeeze getting all stripped down and groped up? I am told that he did the same thing (also with Ms Locke) in another movie as well. I wonder if this was even in the book or if Clint was like "we gotta work in a gang rape scene somewhere!" Weirdo.
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Yes, that's right folks...Miou-Miou, by Miaou. Topless scenes from 1982's "Josepha".
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Breast exposure in a love scene from "Le Roi des cons".
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Elise Perrier, Anne-Sophie Morillon, and Clemence Poesy from an episode of "Les Monos".
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Nice breast exposure from "Mon père, ma mère, mes frères et mes soeurs" (1999).
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The best see-thrus yet from the Oscars. Thanks to Realist.
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Cameron, plus the other Angels. But mostly Cameron, by Penman.
#1 is a must see for the Cameron fans.
#2 features all three Angels in a few of their disguises. Who said lederhosen isn't sexy!
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Two more for Scoop to add to the Elodie nudity retrospective...Here are some scenes of brief breast exposure from "Wild Reeds". Thanks again to Realist.
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I don't think Aesthete sleeps. He just stays up all night working on more great 'caps. Here are a few collages of Kristin's famous nip slip from "Sex and the City".
Link #2 does not feature anything upstairs, but I still think it's a very sexy collage. I wonder where her hand is going?
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Excellent companion 'caps to go with yesterday's offering. Here are more scenes of Yasmina stripping like a pro from the German TV series, "Die Rote Meile".
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A shower scene from the UK series "Bad Girls", by Watty. Partial bum exposure, plus a nipple here and there. The odd camera angle makes it a little difficult to see, but the goods are there.
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Great work by Aussie! For those who watched the Oscars, Danielle was sitting next to Russell Crowe. Here she is topless in scenes from the 1990 Australian movie "The Crossing".
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I've seen this see-thru before, but it seems that no one has been able verify if it is a fake, or the real deal from her modeling days. Any ideas gang?
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Comments and image by Sisyphus:
These are the first of a new series of scans that I'll be doing dedicated to photographer Matthew Rolston. I hope to finish them up by next weekend!
First up is Andie MacDowell from 1989.
Next is Lisa Bonet topless, circa 1987.
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