demonlover (2003) is a landmark film. It is so pretentious and unintelligible that even the French thought it was too arty, booing it at Cannes. Most complain that it is nearly impossible to follow this film in any detail, and advise that the viewer not try. Scoopy outlined the main plot in his review, but admitted that he was not real sure of what side some of the minor characters were on. The film was partly in French, English and Japanese. Two people would be speaking alone to each other in French, then switch to English for no apparent reason. Many scenes were overly dark, especially action scenes, further adding to the confusion.

The filmmaker had no idea where the story would go when he started the film, and I submit that he still doesn't have an idea where the story goes. The first several scenes were coherent, if overly long, then the film degraded into nonsense and confusion. Connie Nielson does show breasts and buns. It is hard to express how much I disliked this film. At no time did it capture my interest. It is only 5 hours since I finished it, and I don't remember how it ends. I guess there are some advantages to getting older. This is a very low C-.

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  • Connie Nielsen (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)


    Uncovered (1994) is a whodunit, but with two mysteries to unravel, a historical one, and a present day one. The key to both is a valuable painting being restored by Kate Beckinsale. The two mysteries weren't enough to hold my interest, but the characters were. It was also beautifully filmed. Scoopy wrote a rather detailed review, and I think I enjoyed it a little more than he did, but then I was contrasting it with another film I watched today.

    Kate shows breasts in two scenes, wearing only white panties in one of them. The shadow of her bush is clearly visible. I thought this film was great fun. Bekinsale was naive but loveable, and some of the supporting cast were also entertaining. This is a strong C.

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  • Kate Beckinsale (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)



    Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above, since it's sorta in real time.

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    Here are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.



    • Rachel Miner in Bully. As usual in a Larry Clark film, there is plenty of explicit sex and nudity and a cinema verite feel. This is a Larry Clark project that I actually liked. If you only see one of his films, this would be a good choice. A much better choice than Teenage Caveman.  (.avi version.wmv version).

    • Rebecca DeMornay in And God Created Woman. The movie isn't much to speak of, but the sex scenes are great, and Rebecca was tres sexy. (.avi version, .wmv version (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)). avi version includes all scenes, is a big download with six minutes of footage.

    • Rosanna Arquette, Nowhere to Run  (.avi version, .wmv version (1, 2)) The .avi version includes both the shower scene (1) and the sex scene (2).


    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Flautista takes a look at the coming-of-age flick "100 Girls" (2000).

    Click here for reviews and comments by Scoop, Tuna and "100 Girls" writer/director Michael Davis.

    Crimson Ghost
    First up from the Ghost....

    Meg Tilly...aka Jennifer Tilly's sister, topless in scenes from "The Girl in a Swing" (1988). Tilly's career started off pretty well with roles in "Fame", "The Big Chill", "Psycho II" and even an Oscar nod for "Agnes of God", but after her last made for TV movie in 1995, she seems to have retired from the biz.

    • Meg Tilly, topless. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    • .wmv's of Tilly topless and showing rear nudity in two different scenes (1, 2)

    Next up, .wmvs of "The Matrix" star Carrie-Anne Moss topless in a love scene from "The Soft Kill" (1994).

    • Carrie-Anne Moss (1, 2)

    Jennifer Garner
    (1, 2, 3)

    'Caps of the "Alias" star in scenes from the upcoming chick flick version of "Big" called "13 Going On 30" (Due in theaters on April 23, 2004). No nudity, but the cleavage in #3 is nice, and we get to see Garner grab her boobs in #2.

    Tyra Banks
    (1, 2)

    The Victoria's Secret supermodel showing a bunch of cleavage and some serious pokies during a recent appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's late night talk show.

    Heather Graham
    (1, 2, 3)

    When in doubt, you can never go wrong with 'caps of Graham topless and almost showing pubes in scenes from "Killing Me Softly".

    Angelina Jolie
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The pouty-lipped beauty topless and showing off some lovely cleavage in scenes from "Original Sin" (2001).

    Belinda Gavin
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

    The Skinemax babe goes topless, bares her bum and gets it on in scenes from "Bad Bizness" aka "More Mercy" (2003). 'Caps by the Skin-inator.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Really Dead Sea - NASA announced Tuesday that their Mars rover had found evidence suggesting that there was once a salty sea on Mars, which means there may once have been life. It might not have been an actual sea, but was a briny pool of standing water at least two inches deep.

  • I've got one of those in my basement, and I know there's stuff living in it.
  • Deep enough for...SEA MONKEYS!!!
  • I had an aquarium like that once, and I promise you, nothing could live in it.

    Real Annoying - Reuters reports that supermodels may soon be hurting for work: Glamour is the latest women's magazine to replace cover models with celebrities. The editor said readers can't relate to models, because they seem unreal: "six feet tall, 95 pounds and genetically-blessed." Despite their wealth, fame and beauty, celebrities seem more real because readers know, for instance, about Drew Barrymore's struggles with booze and her weight, or J-Lo's marital problems.

  • But we're SICK of J-Lo's marital problems!
  • Plus, thanks to PhotoShop, Drew Barrymore can look 6 feet tall and 95 pounds.
  • Besides, all the really famous supermodels are over 30 now.
  • You think models don't have problems? What, bulimia and heroin addiction aren't problems?!