TV Round-Up

The climate changes. Alliances shift. Lovers part. But one thing in this world stays constant. You can rely on Spartacus for violence and nudity. The latest episode (s2e9) just about reached the series peak in violence and male nudity. I regret to say that it did not do the same for female nudity, but it still offered us a brief glimpse of breasts from three women.

Viva Bianca

Hannah Mangan Lawrence. I reckon we will not see her again.

Cynthia Addai-Robinson.

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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The Weight of Water


1080p film clips

Elizabeth Hurley

This week: the films of 2005. Part 3 of 3

7 Seconds

Some nice bum exposure by Georgina Rylance in 7 Seconds (2005) along with a bit of side boobage.

Aeon Flux

No visible nudity in Aeon Flux (2005). Charlize Theron is topless but is facing the wrong way.

Assault On Precinct 13

Assault On Precinct 13 (2005) has Maria Bello showing some very nice cleavage and an upskirt.


No visible nudity in Boogeyman (2005).

Tory Mussett is supposed to be naked in a bath but I am not sure what you can see.

Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo

Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo (2005) has some nice breasts exposed, especially in the DVD extras.

Topless women are Astrid Knoop,

Monika Kuczowska

Monika Kuczowska in the DVD extras

and a few not identified.

and yet a few more from the DVD extras.

They had a competition in London to see who would get wet cleaning a window. It was won by Katie Downes.

one more of Katie in the DVD extras

Other women who are in various stages of undress or showing some cleavage are:

Chantal Janzen

one more of Chantal in the extras

Dana Goodman

Elisabetta Canalis

one more of Elisabetta Canalis in the DVD extras

Hanna Verboom

one more of Hanna Verboom in the DVD extras

Julia Lea Wolov

Kelly Brook

Nikkala Stott (DVD extras only)

Rebecca Rule (DVD extras only)


Doll Graveyard

No nudity in the horror Doll Graveyard (2005). Gabrielle Lynn

and Kristyn Green look good.


Keira Knightley is topless in Domino (2005)

as is an unidentified stripper.

In Her Shoes

No nudity in In Her Shoes (2005).

Cameron Diaz is in her underwear

and some minor pokies by Toni Collette.

Rebecca Loos pleasures a pig.

I reported this story a number of years ago but it could be a lot worse. She could have been filmed jerking off soccer star David Beckham. (She is the model who allegedly came between the Beckhams.)

Here's the original story

Cenizas del Cielo


Johnny's notes:

Cenizas Del Cielo is a Spanish drama about a Scottish travel writer who settles in a small Spanish town. There he meets the folks including Federico, a crusty old man obsessed with getting rid of the power station which is polluting the area. There also Tati (Beatriz Rico) and Mario who are desperate to have a baby and Cristina (Clara Segura), who is a struggling single mother/farmer. The writer falls in love with the place, it's people and with Cristina and it's going to take a lot for him to leave. OK little slice of life drama more about the characters than about anything in particular. And the characters are fun, particularly feisty Federico who is very passionate in everything he does. The ending is a bit trite, but the film is pleasant enough.

Scoop's notes:

I don't know anything about this director, but he is certainly our kind of guy. Hell, he might be Russ Meyer's kind of guy. All three women have big breasts, and I think they are all natural. Clara Segura has particularly enormous breasts.



Laura Ramsey in Kill the Irishman (2011) in 1080p

and Laura Ramsey once again, in Somewhere (2010), also in 1080p

Leandra Leal in Boca do Lixo (2010)

Charlotte Lucas in an episode of Midsomer Murders (s11e1-2008) in 1080p

Lauren Cohan in Van Wilder 2 (2006) in 720p. This rises to the front burner based on Lauren's current role in The Walking Dead.

Tonya Qualls in Champagne (mid 1990s) - VHS quality. Tonya is an obscure B-movie starlet from the 90s, and you may not remember her at all, but to my knowledge, my two clips (one today, one more tomorrow) are her only hardcore exposure. In this one she pleasures herself with a champagne bottle, and almost never uses her hands. (Enormous download, probably not worth it for most people, but you may be interested in her or this particular fetish.)

Today's Italian exploitation classic features two familiar faces (and other body parts)


Morena Baccarin in Death in Love (2009). There's a brief flash of crotch in the middle one.

Vanessa Kai in Death in Love (2009)