Tuesday

Tuna
"School Spirit"

School Spirit (1985) is a teensploitation comedy/tittyflick. Tom Nolan has the hottest girl on campus in the dean's office, and she is willing, but he has to go out for a rubber. He has an accident on the way back, and dies. God sends his uncle to collect him, but the uncle chases a nurse, and he escapes. Of course, being a ghost has advantages, such as sneaking into sorority house showers. Meanwhile, the hot chick, Elizabeth Foxx, is kissing up to the dean hoping for a fellowship, and is to greet the old bat who is going to give a huge endowment to the school at the airport.

All of this happens on Hog Day, the school go crazy event. The old bag at the airport turns out to be stunning and young, and Nolan changes his target, but not his purpose. Meanwhile his uncle is trying to get him back to walk towards the light while chasing every skirt in sight.

We have major pokiosity from Elizabeth Foxx, Marta Kober and Toni Hudson, breasts and buns from Pamela Ward and Marlene Janssen, and breasts from Leslee Bremmer and Becky LeBeau, and breasts from several unknowns. Several of the actresses have enough credits that this film doesn't appear in their top three at IMDB, and Jansen had a staple through her navel as heffer of the month, November 1982

IMDB readers have this at 3.5 of 10. It is puerile during its best moments, and just silly the rest of the time. The boob watching is pretty good, however. I suppose this is a barely acceptable example of the genre, and therefor a very low C-.

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  • Becky LeBeau (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Elizabeth Foxx (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Leslee Bremmer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Marlene Janssen (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Marta Kober (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Pamela Ward (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Toni Hudson (1, 2)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26)

    "Molly"

    Molly (1999) is a remake of Rain Man, but with Elisabeth Shue in the Dustin Hoffman role. Tom Cruise is played by Aaron Eckhart. They varied the plot a little, with Molly (Shue) getting a miracle cure, having her brother accept her, then reverting to her former state. It had some bright moments near the beginning, before the Miracle cure. Molly had the body of Elisabeth Shue, but the restraint of a three year old. Eckhart had to take her to work. He left her with the receptionist so he could make an important presentation. She got hot in the waiting room, so she stripped and walked into the presentation nude. We see buns, and a partial breast. He gets his assistant to dress her and buy her a pizza. When the assistant returns with the pizza, she is dancing in the fountain outside the building.

    In act two, she is given a special genetic brain implant, and her condition reverses itself completely. The problem now is that she has the intelligence and hormones of a woman, but the emotional maturity of a teenager. Act three turns into a three hanky affair, with her immune system attacking the genetic implant, and she recedes slowly into her former severe retardation.

    IMDb readers say 5.4 of 10. It grossed $15.6k against a budget of $21M. It is such an obvious tear jerker that it didn't even score in the chick flick department, with almost no differential. It scored a whopping 6% positive at Rotten Tomatoes. Shue was excellent in the role, but that is not reason enough to watch it. It is beautifully photographed, and makes a good point about her being a person worthy of respect and love even in her retarded state, but it is ultimately way too depressing to be called entertainment, and doesn't cover enough new ground to teach us anything. D.

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  • Elisabeth Shue (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

     

    The L-Word

    Shiloh continues to stay on top of the cable carpet-munchers. Clips from Sunday's episode. Great stuff this week.

    • Mia Kirshner and Erin Daniels. Long scene. Both women take off their tops in good light. Daniels' first nudity in the series. (.avi version,  .wmv version)

    • Katherine Moenning and Rosanna Arquette. No nudity, but a charming sex scene (.avi version,  .wmv version).

    • Jade Robertson and Michaela Mann get it on in the opening credits. Toplessness. In good light. Standing up. (.avi version, .wmv version)

     

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Graphic Response
    • Rosanna Arquette baring her breasts in scenes from the 1988 Luc Besson movie, "Le Grand bleu".

    • Mathilda May, gorgeous toplessness plus pube and rear views from the French actress in scenes from one of her first movies, "Lifeforce" (1985).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

    Crimson Ghost
    First up from the Ghost today...'caps and vids from the Kari Wuhrer movie "Vivid" aka "Luscious" (1997).
    • Kari Wuhrer, the long time Fun House favorite bares all. (1, 2, 3)
    • .wmvs of Kari full frontal, topless and covered in paint. (1, 2, 3, 4)


    Next up, a few more vids...

    • Hunter Tylo, the supermodel/actress topless and full frontal in scenes from her first movie, "The Initiation" (1984). (1, 2)

    • Blair Brown topless in scenes from the 1980 Ken Russell movie "Altered States". (1, 2, 3)

    Dann
    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "Uncovered"
    This slow-moving 1994 mystery tells of an art restorer who uncovers a hdden message while restoring an old painting. The message gives clues to the killer who commited a centuries-old murder. While trying to figure out this ancient whodunit, people around the restorer suddenly start to be murdered, making the solution more urgent.

    The movie is very slow to develop, and often plods through its plot, but fans of tricky mysteries may still consider this worth watching. I enjoyed it even though I was annoyed by the slow pace. Some nice nudity by Kate Beckinsale made it a lot more enjoyable. :-)

    Variety
    Kari Wuhrer
    (1, 2)

    		Wow! Very cool topless poses that I don't recall seeing before. According to the email these were published some time back in '94.

    Scarlett Johansson
    (1, 2)

    		Another Wow! The "Lost in Translation" star all dolled up for a recent guest appearance on stage with the Pussycat Dolls...the LA cabaret act featuring celebrities like Carmen Electra and Christina Applegate.

    Janet Jackson
    (1, 2)

    		This appears to be legit, but we don't have confirmation, so enjoy at your own risk. This is supposed to be an explicit 'missing pic' from the recent batch of Janet nude sunbathing images. Both links are the same with #2 edited to reveal a gyno-view.

    Kim Maddox
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Kira Eggers
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    		Señor Skin takes a look at the straight-to-video flick "More Mercy" aka "Bad Bizness" (2003). Maddox bares breasts and bum playing the demanding role of "Hot tub girl". Eggers (who was a former Danish Big Brother contestant before making her film debut in this movie) also goes topless and shows a thong view in link #6.

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    STUDENTS GETTING WORTHLESS "CSI" DEGREES
    To Helgenberger And Back - A British government panel warned that college students are wasting their time and money on "sexy" low-grade science degrees that won't land them jobs. Because of hot shows like "CSI," students are skipping basic chemistry, physics and biology to take any class with the word "Forensic" in it. A spokesman said schools need to warn students that forensic police need a solid grounding in basic science; they do dull, painstaking work; and there's nothing glamorous about working in a lab or showing up at a cold, early-morning, urban crime scene.

  • Hey! It's not cold in Las Vegas OR Miami!
  • Sure there is, if you've spent three hours in Hair and Makeup first.
  • They're taking Forensics when what they really want is Acting 101.
  • If you enjoy "CSI" that much, go to a nice, cheap trade school and learn to be a butcher.


    KYLIE SAYS THONGS ARE KAPUT
    Giant Underpants!! - We won't be seeing as much of Kylie Minogue's famous caboose. Minogue, who has her own lingerie line, told Blender magazine that "Big knickers are back." She said, "Women want comfort again. And I don't mean the sort of underwear our grandmothers wore. It'll be more French and sexy, but definitely bigger. The G-string is last year's thing. The thong is gone! The flossing has finished!"

  • The Visible Panty Line has returned!
  • Is that really the fashion trend, or did she just pull this out of her ass?
  • It's good news for Kylie: she won't have to spend so much time getting her butt made up.


    MUSIC STARS MAY BE FINED FOR CURSING
    $10,000 Won't Cover His Intro - After getting complaints about a 50 Cent concert, officials in St. Petersburg, Florida, have proposed fining performers $500 for every swear word they say on stage. They'd have to put up a $10,000 bond, and if they go over that, the concert promoter would be banned for 18 months. One theater owner said it's unfair to blame the promoter because he can't prevent 50 Cent from saying the F-word. He said he doesn't even know if Neil Diamond is going to suddenly say the F-word.

  • 30,000 times?
  • Neil's got this filthy new tune called "Song Sung Really Blue."
  • The big question is, does 50 Cent ever say anything BESIDES the F-word?
  • In a related story, John Kerry just canceled a speech in St. Petersburg.


    JUDGE ISSUES BUTT SEARCH WARRANT
    His Rectum Is A Crack Pipe - Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel columnist Jim Stingl reports that a 22-year-old man in police custody was caught in a pat-down with something in the back of his pants. Moments later, in the presence of officers but before they could see that it was a bag of 18 rocks of crack, he shoved it up his own rectum. Police had to rouse a judge at 1 a.m. to get a search warrant for his rear end. The man told police, "I didn't want to get caught with that dope...You would've done the same thing."

  • Maybe I would have if I'd just smoked crack.
  • Why do you think they call it "crack"?
  • The judge would've liked to tell him what he could do with his crack, but he'd already done it.