• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Eye of God


Martha Plimpton film clips (captures below)




2003 is the theme for this contribution.

Anger Management

No nudity in Anger Management (2003) but Heather Graham is in her underwear.

Krista Allen and January Jones are also very sexy.

Breaking Through

Some nice pokies by Lynda Boyd in Breaking Through (2003).

Christmas Vacation 2

No visible nudity in Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure (2003).

Sung Hi Lee is supposed to be topless but is facing the wrong way.

Dana Barron looks good.

Cold Creek Manor

Also no nudity in Cold Creek Manor (2003).

Juliette Lewis

and Sharon Stone are both in their underwear.

Cold Mountain

Some lovely topless nudity in Cold Mountain (2003).

Katherine Durio,

Melora Walters

and Nicole Kidman show their breasts.

The other women, Jen Apgar,

Natalie Portman,

Renee Zellweger

and Taryn Manning, are looking good.

Down with Love

No nudity in Down with Love (2003).

Renee Zellweger


and some women not identified are looking good.

Fish Without a Bicycle

Jenna Mattison is in her underwear in Fish Without a Bicycle (2003).

Flesh for the Beast

Plenty of nakedness in the indie horror movie Flesh for the Beast (2003).

Ruby Larocca shows the lot,


as does Jane Scarlett briefly.


Barbara Joyce

and Caroline Heormann flash their breasts.

Isadora Edison shows a nice topless silhouette

and Caroline Munro shows what a Bond girl looks like now.

There are also a couple of group shots.


Most of the nudity in Gothika (2003) comes from

 some unidentified women taking a group shower - it's not as sexy as it sounds.

Andrea Sheldon shows her breast briefly.

Halle Berry,

Kathleen Mackey

and Penelope Cruz look good.

Heaven's Pond

No nudity by Tara Reid in Heaven's Pond aka Devil's Pond (2003) but some lovely pokies.


Hunger Point

Pokies by Susan May Pratt in Hunger Point (2003).

The Kiss

A bit of cleavage by Franšoise Surel in The Kiss (2003).

The Lion in Winter

Yuliya Vysotskaya is topless in The Lion in Winter (2003).

National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze

Two women flash their silicone-enhanced breasts National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze (2003)

Katie Lohmann

and Natalie Abramov, who body-doubles for Boti Bliss.

The rest are sexy in various stages of undress - Cameron Richardson,

Danielle Fishel,

Gable Carr,

Jennifer Lyons,

Marieh Delfino,

Marie Noelle Marquis

and Tatyana Ali.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Salma Hayek

and Eva Mendes are looking good in Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Out of Order

Plenty of nudity in Out of Order (2003), particularly by Kim Dickens.


Karen Holmes

and Sarah Deakins are also topless.

Felicity Huffman shows some nakedness through a shower screen, sort of.

Justine Bateman

and Christine Chatelain show some cleavage.

Pieces of April

Patricia Clarkson is supposedly topless in Pieces of April (2003) but it could be anybody.

Alison Pill

and Katie Holmes are looking good.

Returning Lilly

No nudity in Returning Lilly aka Tempted (2003) but Virginia Madsen flashes a bit of cleavage.

Sex at 24 Frames Per Second

Sex at 24 Frames Per Second (2003) is a documentary about sex in movies. There were a lot of snippets from a number of movies. Women mentioned included

Barbara Eden,

Carole Lombard,

Hedy Lamarr,

Jane Russell,

Maureen O'Sullivan (body-doubled by Josephine Kim),

Phoebe Cates,

Raquel Welch,

Sophia Loren

and Theda Bara.

A couple of other movies mentioned include Desert Hearts (with Helen Shaver and Patricia Charbonneau)

and Sign of the Cross (with Claudette Colbert).

Spinning Boris

Some cleavage by Ellora Patnaik in Spinning Boris (2003).

The Station Agent

Pokies by Patricia Clarkson in The Station Agent (2003).

A Touch of Fate

No nudity in A Touch of Fate (2003). Teri Hatcher shows some pokies and is down to her underwear.


Colpo Grosso

In the days to come are clips from Polarscan, edited by me, of the Italian TV show Colpo Grosso. No plot - women strip and seem to score points somehow but who really cares? Some passingly well-known gals, all of them more than sort of attractive. And topless.

Today: Nicci Foley



Body Melt


Body Melt is a 1994 horror comedy movie about a super drug that has been developed to improve the overall health of people, but instead just kills them, usually in the most gruesome way possible. A journalist has found out that the company distributing the drug is about to try itl on the residents of Pebbles Court and desperately tries to warn them, except he's been injected with a super amount of the drug and dies as he enters the street and cannot warn them of what is about to happen. There's also the original discoverer of the drug, who has mutated and lives with his mutant family on a farm. His brother, a shonky doctor (Ian Smith, Harold from Neighbours, who's a great laugh in this) is desperate to get the drug out. And while all this is happening, one by one, the people of Pebbles Court are dying horrifically. Body Melt is a lot of fun if you're on the level as at no stage is this film serious and the special and makeup effects are as magnificently awful as they get. And when Harold from Neighbours drops 'Fuck the police', how can anyone not like this film. Seems quite a few don't. No sense of humour, any of them.

Regina Gaigalas film clip

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Parthena film clip

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Film Clips

Michelle McLaren in Bruno (2009). This is not a porn film, but she is an adult film performer.

Nicole Rae in 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams in 1080p (2010)

Nicole Rae and Christa Campbell in 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams in 1080p

Moon Bloodgold in What Just Happened (2008) in 1080p

Michelle Maylene and Olivia Alaina May in Co-ed Confidential, season 2 (2008)

Annette Blum in a 2008 episode of Tatort (see below)

Thirsty Rabbit pays tribute to the films of Paz Vega (the naked parts, of course)

The Women of Not of this Earth (1988):

Alexandra Delli Colli in The New York Ripper (1982) in 720p



Lohan's breasts root for the Knicks (or maybe against them)