It's another one of those days when you'll need to call in sick. Lots to see. Tons of TV nudity. Dracula in 1080p. Tons of new HD French clips. Asian Beauties. Lots more. Well more than 2 GIG of new clips.

TV Round-Up

There's a boatload of TV nudity to report on. You can see the French material down in Defoe's French Nudity section. Here's the rest.

House of Lies, s2e9

Nia Long flashed her large breasts very briefly, but you can't really see much.

Dawn Olivieri was topless in a swimming pool.

, s2e10

Shiri Appleby got involved in another awkward sex scene (topless)

, s3e9

Emma Greenwell flashed briefly

and Shanola Hampton went topless in an offbeat sex scene

The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour

(aka The Client List)

Jennifer Love Hewitt did her usual sexy tease without any nudity

, "Schwarzer Afghane"

Margrit Sartorious topless

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.


"True Blood"

Aesthete's current series: seasons four and five in 1920x1080

Today: s4e4

Lindsay Pulsipher


Asian Beauties


Brainscan's comments:

Clips and caps of a strip and wiggle tour de farce entitled Asian Beauties, notable for the presence of four women who faithful readers of the Funhouse might recognize. One is former Hefmate and former Penthouse Pet, Lynn (Linn) Thomas and another is a gal of some B-movie fame, Linda O'Neil. And by fame I mean she showed up in a few movies entirely as eye candy because she might have had after-market equipment above the belly button but she also had one mah-velous caboose (which this video did not show often enough). The other two, Francine Dee and Linda Tran, are or were popular in the online nekkid modeling scene. Francine is a Filipina, which usually bodes well for viewing pleasure because the combination of genes on those islands makes for some delightful looking women.  Francine decided, however, to cut a basketball in half and stuff the two hemispheres under her skin and above her ribs, somewhere in the vicinity of her breasts.  So sad.  So very sad.  Now, about Ms Tran: someone of the name, Linda Tran, had some bit parts in several movies and TV shows but the name appears to be very popular in Hollywood and so I haven't a clue if the woman in this video is the same Linda Tran.  That's my story.


Scoop's note: correction from yesterday. (I loaded the text, forgot the pic!)


episode 2.7

Marie-Evelyne Lessard: breasts having sex. Look out for her in "Les Maneges Humains" aka  "Fair Sex" which has very strong sexual content.


Aline Stinus in a recent Groland in 1080hd

Stephanie "Soko" Sokolinski in Augustine (2012) in 1080p

and the women of Q (2011) in 1080p

Margot Heurtematte

Margot Heurtematte and Noemie Leroux

Helene Zimmer


Film Clips

Asia Argento in Dracula (2013) in 1080p

Miriam Giovanelli in Dracula (2013) in 1080p

Melissa Johnston and Tawnie Brown in Casting Couch (2013)

Jennifer Ulrich in "Kommissar Stolberg: Die falsche Frau" (2009)