Tuna's vidcap collages
Catherine Zeta-Jones (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14) 14 non-nude vidcaps from from "The Bone Collector". No nudity, unfortunately, but you will see her in black bikini underwear in collages six through 10. the rest are essentially just beauty shots
Blinky's Runway Snaps
Fernanda Tavares (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7) Scoop's recommendations: Glam only today. #2 is a bikini, but no flesh
Frodo's Page Three PLUS
Linda O'Neil (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22) Frodo's Comments: "Before the Silicone. Before her first Playboy BOL appearance as Angel O'Neil, Linda had a modeling career. If you want to see something a little different, she can be found on the FM Concepts website as Marie Casares, doing a little fetish work."
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This is the latest Aniston This one is from the very talented and detail-minded Maelstrom's Eye. He's also removed the text, so it is worth a look even if you've seen the others.
Esther Canadas on the runway with one breast out completely

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A brief overview of new DVD and Video releases that Tuna and I covered this week.

"Desperate but not Serious" (VHS). No nudity. I thought it was pretty lame, but my 13 year old daughter laughed a lot at it, if that tells you anything. Two girls have a night on the town in LA. Claudia Schiffer is the third lead - a punk singer that they keep running into. Claudia isn't as bad an actress as you might think, but she is uglied up here. If you want to hire someone who is kinda ugly and anti-establishment, you can hire Janeane Garofalo. Why hire one of the world's 25 most beautiful women, with limited acting ability, and give her a role that requires some acting and no beauty? Claudia's strange combination of accents - California Bim with only a slight hint of German - like a German exchange student in a Valley high school - always cracks me up. "Like, totally in ordnung, mein dude"

"Dogtown" (VHS). No nudity. Indie movie about an aspiring actor who returns to his home town 10-15 years after high school, and sees how people's lives have changed. Depressing and aspires to naturalistic heights, but really covers no new ground.

"Prophecy III: The Ascent". I was really surprised to see that this is a good genre movie, with dynamite performances and some good dialogue, spoiled by a really silly ending. Lucifer is gone from the angel war in this one, but Gabriel is back with several other new players. Christopher Walken turns in one of his very best performances as Gabriel, the angel who has been in human form so long that he's fallen in love with the idea of humanity. He is weary and ironic and compassionate and joyful and has become so human that the arrogant angels have complete contempt for him. I loved the scene where he blows his horn (along with the car radio) - it's worth watching just for that. Vincent Spano is also appropriately intense as Zophiel. Nudity only from the extras. (see below)

"Outside Providence" is a blue collar coming-of-age movie. Kind of the 1970's trailer-trash version of American Pie. The movie is based on a novel written by one of the Farrelly brothers before they hit the big time. It is an OK watch, but don't expect much of the raucous nihilistic humor of "Something about Mary" or "Kingpin". There is some humor in evidence (the star's stoner friends are pretty funny), but the movie is much closer to the heart than their other works. No nudity, which disqualifies it as a worthy coming of age movie in my book. Features a surprising performance by former tough-glamour-boy Alec Baldwin as a fat slob beer-swilling dad with a Rhode Island accent and much more depth than he's willing to admit.

"The Color of Money". Sequel to "The Hustler" just released on DVD features a young Tom Cruise. More to the point, it features some nudity from Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. See below.

"Emmanuelle 5" and "Emmanuelle 6" (both below): according to Tuna (who did these two), Emmanuelle 5 is a lifeless addition to the saga, but Emmanuelle 6 might be worth a look. Here are his comments: "Emmanuelle 6 is much better than Emmanuelle In Space or Emmanuelle 5 (of course that is not a real challenge). We return to lust exotic settings, exotic women, and some sensual moments. Emmanuelle has an unexplained role leading a group of models into the Amazon to model jewelry, clothes and skin for a rich plantation owner. The jewels come with an insurance company rent-a-cop attached. They are all double-crossed, and the women are to sold into slavery. This entire story is told in flashback as amnesiac Emmanuelle recalls what happened."

"Emmanuelle: First Contact" is a complete rip-off. It is a DVD version of 1994's "Emmanuelle: Queen of the Galaxy", with Krista Allen. I don't know why, but it has been cut to shreds (and it wasn't that good to begin with). Half of the characters in the credits aren't even in this print, and Krista Allen, as Emmanuelle, has almost been cut down to an extra's role. Avoid this like the plague. I'll have some caps tomorrow.

"Blue Juice". I didn't see it. Tuna capped it, and it can be found above in the non-member stuff. Catherine Zeta Jones flick with no nudity, although Tuna got some good bikini underwear shots. "The Bone Collector". No nudity. Tuna's caps appeared yesterday.

"The Color of Money", from Johnny Web

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)

"Prophecy III", from Johnny Web

Assorted (#1, #1)

"Emmanuelle 5", from Tuna

NEW FEATURE. If you love Tuna's work but are daunted by the quantity of his output, this might help. Click here for a thumbnail index of all of Tuna's pics from this film. Study the index first, the download the ones you want Monique Gabrielle (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8) Harem Girls (#1, #2, #3)

"Emmanuelle 6", from Tuna

NEW FEATURE. If you love Tuna's work but are daunted by the quantity of his output, this might help. Click here for a thumbnail index of all of Tuna's pics from this film. Study the index first, the download the ones you want Nathalie Uher (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11) Miscellaneous (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18, #19, #20)

"Sexual Malice", from GR

Diana Barton

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