"May Morning"

May Morning (1970) is an Italian made story about the hypocrisy at Oxford in 1970. It was originally titled Alba pagana or May Morning in Oxford. The title refers to a tradition so old that nobody knows where or when it originated. On the morning of May first, a hymn is sung in the gardens. The night before is an Oxford Commons ball, where al of the students get drunk dancing to really bad rock, then screw in the grass. This is the setting for our story. Note that I am writing a complete spoiler, in the hopes of convincing all of you not only to never watch this film, but to be highly suspicious of anyone who has.


The story centers on Valerio Manelli, an Italian underclassman who just doesn't fit in, which is a serious problem at Oxford. He does well with the ladies, and is an excellent oarsman. He is given a chance to row on the main Oxford crew, which would make him a "blueman" and pretty much stop all the harassment. However, the daughter of his tutor, and girlfriend of one of the most important upperclassmen, Jane Birkin, tries to seduce him. Her mother is caught watching them. Manelli tries to apologize to the upperclassman, who becomes offended at the conversation as bad form. The upperclassman baits him into saying the wrong thing at the dining hall, and challenges him to drink two quarts of beer in 30 seconds. When Manelli refuses, he is booed out of the hall, and finds he has lost his place on the crew.

Going back to the upperclassman to try and work things out, he ends up beating him up, and is "rusticated," or kicked out. He has until the next evening to pack and leave. It is probably important at this point to mention that Birkin's mother is a voyeur and has a thing for young girls, and that her father is either gay or a cross-dresser or both. Manelli convinces Birkin and the upperclassman that he is going to go screw her mother. They follow him, and find her mother undressing and caressing an inebriated young girl Manelli brought along for the purpose. Birkin runs out, heading back to the Commons and Manelli follows.

Then the film gets strange. Manelli helps restrain Birkin while the band gang rapes her, then makes love to her. The two leave arm in arm, heading for a punt boat so he can take her home. She pushed him into the river, and she and the band members beat him to death with oars.

End Spoilers

Birkin shows breasts in the seduction scene and again in the rape scene. 8 IMDb reads have this at 5.0 of 10. Not a very good vote turnout for a 35 year old film. The phhotography is very nicely done, and the film was shot in and around Oxford. The English dubbing is laughable, the sound track appalling. This is a D-.

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    Mr Wroe's Virgins:

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    Shot beautifully in northern England, it examines life in a closed religious cult in the 1830s. The cult is led by prophet John Wroe, an intense, powerful man, who asks his congregation to give him seven virgins to look after his needs. This story -- of life within Wroe's house, of the women who live there and the life-changing events that occur -- is told from the viewpoint of four of the women, each with a different perspective

    From the U.K., this was originally shown as a mini-series on television in 1993, or as they call it there "the lorry." (Dave Barry's joke, not mine. I know full well that they actually call television "the loo.") Some interesting facts:

    (1) It was directed by Danny Boyle , the guy who did Trainspotting.

    (2) It starred Minnie Driver and Kerry Fox as two of the women.

    (3) Minnie Driver showed the goodies.


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