I Am Curious Blue (1968) is the same story as the Yellow version, and shot at the same time, but was cut to focus on different things. This film takes on the state church, prison reform, lesbian sex, sex education, birth control, impotence, and is very much about relationships. The basic premise is that Lena is searching for her mother. We have full frontal from three women, Lena Nyman, Bim Warne and Sonja Lindgren. The film is slightly less boring than the Yellow version, because there is less emphasis on politics. IMDB readers have it at 5.8 of 10. I will give this Blue version a C- for more nudity and a little less boring story.

Other crap:

• various celebrities speak out on screen nudity
• some runway nudity
• Ashcroft links The Iron Sheik to al-Qaeda
• women with antlers (Hey, I don't get it either, but I still thought it was cool)
• you have to see this (non-nude) image of Josie Maran
• unsolved mysteries of the Transformers
• One of the Fun House faves,  Bob Uecker,  makes it to the Baseball Hall of Fame!! Uke is one of the last reminders that baseball is supposed to be fun.  Milwaukee's new Miller Park has seats up in the top balcony with obstructed views - they are called the Uecker Seats, and cost a buck.

Mail bag:

On Wednesday, March 12th episode of "One Life to Live", the actress Kassie Depavia was scantily cad in lingerie, then there was a nip slip! Did anyone catch any 'caps of this?

What're the odds?

75th Academy Awards: Best Actor in a Supporting Role

This is kinda cool, unless you're Chris Cooper, who really deserves the Oscar. Just about a week ago, Cooper was the odds-on favorite for the best supporting actor Oscar. As of this minute, the Cult of Walken is causing a major shift in the odds, and they are now almost co-favorites.

• Kate Capshaw and Elle Macpherson, both ladies are briefly topless and kissing in a lesbian scene from "A Girl Thing".

• Beth Bates, full frontal, rear nudity and even a gyno-view in scenes from "The Attic Expeditions".

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

"Married People Single Sex: The Return". Okay, this was a big mistake. On several different levels.

Let me count the ways:
1) Meant to rent a movie with a similar title, one with a Hefmate prancing 'round all nekkid, but picked up this one instead;
2) Tuna had already capped the bejeebers out of this movie and so anything I might add is as the proverbial drop in the proverbial ocean;
3) Tuna warned us at the time that the mofo was hard to cap 'cuz there was so much motion blur. Brother Tuna, were you ever right;
4) Rented it from Blockbuster. I never rent things from Blockbuster. Ever. Well, okay... once. This movie, to be exact. Why? Because you know the version BB rents is all cut up, with the good parts lying the floor;
5) the movie flat out, plainly and simply, sucks donkey balls. You wanna make a talkie movie, with lots and lots of dialogue? Okay by me, but that puppy had better be clever, intelligent, witty. The Lion in Winter comes to mind. Or Snatch. Dogma, even. This movie is to Dogma as Bush is to Lincoln. Or Jefferson. Or Rutherford B. Hayes, for that matter. Stupid, simple (in all its negative conotations), slow-witted, humorless and oh so terribly predictable.

It was appalling. It was atrocious. It had four naked babes.... I loved it.

In some order or another, those babes are:

Beverly Lynne, current most-active B movie cutie in two sport-humpin scenes. First four collages show her consorting with a fella as her hubbies watches from outside. Turns out he likes to see his wife boffin other guys. Yep, that one's way up on all our lists, right fellas? Last three collages have her doing a girlfriend, played by Dawn Arellano.

• Beverly Lynne (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

Speaking of Dawn, she shows up in three scenes and five collages. First she does her own hubby, then she does Beverly and finally she does Beverly's hubby. Dawn is a bit of okay, although her nose could use a little work... then she'd be a sure-enough hottie.

• Dawn Arellano (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

A tall drink of water by the name of Robyn Dale does the only creditable job in the movie. She shows some bum in a thong and mini-hooties whilst cavorting with him her husband.

• Robyn Dale (1, 2)

And last up is Josie Pearl, who plays what is euphemistically called an escort. Here she escorts most of clothes off, revealing a nice set of lingerie (collages 1, 4 and 5) and a superior caboose (collages 2 and 3). But just as the top is coming off, the scene fades to black. You gotta figure there is another version of this movie that keeps going because this babe looks as though she's taken off her clothes in front of a camera once of twice before. So convinced was I of that I asked The Gimp to search the web for images of her. The last collage shows what he found. Seems she had her own website, has done appearances for a couple of mags and has been on the hefmag show. When I'm right I'm really, really right.

• Josie Pearl (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

The old time machine takes us back to 1970 and a rather obscure film "The Devil's Garden".

Sandy Carey is not a well known name, but then again she is if like me you are a fan of seventies soft core, sexploitation or whatever you want to call it. Sandy made lots of movies in that genre.

Here we see Sandy showing the boobs and by cap #4 becoming my favorite a "Babe in Bondage" and while tied up even gets to suck a little toe. In the finale she is having sex with a native.

• Sandy Carey (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

Tomei in great shape and also in undies.

McDONALD'S OFFERS McARABIA SANDWICH
From The Idea Men In New York - Stung by a drop in profits and anti-Americanism, McDonald's franchises in the Middle East are trying to show they're really locally-owned by introducing a new sandwich: the McArabia. It's grilled chicken, lettuce and tomato on Arab bread with something called "Arab Sauce."