"Alien Terminator"

Alien Terminator (1996) is a pretty ambitious title. Alien, and The Terminator were certainly milestone movies. Alien Terminator isn't. It is an ultra low budget snooze-fest that doesn't even have an alien. Six scientists have been deep in an underground lab for years, supposedly as an experiment to study the effects of isolation on people. One of them, however, is actually working on a biological weapon, designed to infect our soldiers, making them strong, ruthless, and without morals. With the help of a nose full of crystal meth, he sort of succeeds, with a minor problem. He forgot to engineer it such that it didn't need a host organism. Voila, one bad ass monster.

Lets see, we have a small cast, a small space easily handled by two or three sets, a badass monster, what more do we need? I know, tits. Well, dummy, that is why we have Lisa Boyle in the cast. You certainly didn't think she looked or talked like a scientist did you? The cast members then play a deadly game of tag with the monster. Who will be left standing? Maria Ford is also in the cast, but must have been worrying about sunburn underground like that, as she kept her clothes on. Boyle shows breasts in a very tame sex scene. Later, there is a shower scene where she shows breasts and a little bush. I am reasonably sure that the shower scene is recycled footage from some other film. The color palette is completely wrong, and it is crudely inserted. If anyone recognizes the frames, let me know and I will include that information.

IMDb readers have this at 3.5 of 10. You need to be a genre fanatic to put up with this one. D+.

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    Jr's Polls
    The most recent poll for Best Oscar Winning Nude Performance wasn't even close.

    To put it simply...Halle Berry kicked some ass. Look for the official poll results and comments in tomorrow's update.

    Here are the results of our most recent other polls...
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    The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s

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    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Some assorted video clips from the Ghost today. Zipped .wmvs as usual.

    • Karen Allen baring breasts, bum and a hint of bush in #4 in scenes from the 1984 movie "Until September" (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • A very young Sherilyn Fenn, briefly baring a breast as she takes off her bathing suit and makes out with Charlie Sheen in a scene from the very lame 80's flick "The Wraith".

    • Vickie Benson, also briefly topless in another scene from "The Wraith".

    • Nancy Travis baring breasts and bum in scenes from "Married to the Mob" (1988), starring Alec Baldwin, Michelle Pfeiffer, Dean Stockwell and Matthew Modine. (1, 2)

    • Skinemax favorite Jacqueline Lovell bares all in a couple of slow moving love scenes from a "Red Shoe Diaries" episode. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) Look for Lovell on the big screen in a non-Skinemax movie later this year! She has a small role in "The Pink Panther" starring Steve Martin, Kevin Kline, Jean Reno, Beyoncé Knowles and Emily Mortimer.

    First up from LC today...scenes from the not yet on DVD movie "Fascination" (2004). In this small budget flick we see UK actress Alice Evans topless in a love scene. Yanks may recognize her from the Disney movie "102 Dalmatians".

    Next up, scenes from another movie not yet available on home video, "Sexual Life" (2004).

    Anne Hathaway Here is the star of "The Princess Diaries" wearing a dress that shows off most of a breast while out in public. A very special thanks to Squiddy for this excellent high quality image. Still no word about if or when "Havoc" will be released, but this teaser view should hold us over for a bit.

    Anna Mouglalis
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)

    Finn 'caps of the French actress baring all in scenes from "Novo" (2002).
    Here's the breakdown:
    Toplessness only...links 1 and 2
    Breasts and Bush...links 3, 5-15
    Breasts and #4
    Rear #16 #17

    Marlee Matlin Topless in the tub in a scene from the decent direct-to-vid movie "Hear No Evil" (1993), starring D.B. Sweeney, Martin Sheen and John C. McGinley.

    Jane March
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Mr. Nude Celeb 'caps of the winner of our Best Nude Debut, the 90's poll. Here is a very young and gorgeous March baring everything (and possibly gettin' it on for real) in scenes from "The Lover".

    Claire Danes
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Señor Skin 'caps of Danes topless in scenes from the indie costume/period movie "Stage Beauty" (2004).

    Pat Reeder
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    Revoke It For Speeding! - Michael Jackson's case got even more bizarre Thursday, when he was late for court because he was reportedly being treated for back pain. The furious judge threatened to revoke his bail and arrest him. Michael's Dodge Esplanade sped to the courthouse at 90 mph, and he came to court in his pajama bottoms.

  • The tops were being worn as a nightshirt by some five-year-old.
  • I didn't know they made adult-size Teletubby pajamas.
  • He came into court, lit candles, passed out little cookies and milk...It was charming!

    "Next Wife" Farm Team - The New York Post reports that Donald Trump wants to buy the Miss America pageant, and rather than turn it into a reality show, he'll just dump the talent contest and focus on looks. An insider said nobody wants to see some girl tap dance or play the violin, and Trump will just raise their high heels and shrink their swimsuits.

  • How about if they tap dance in sting bikinis?
  • He should just buy the Miss Nude America pageant.
  • Instead of naming the five finalists, he'll come out and fire the other 45.

    Sandra Buttock - Sandra Bullock told Britain's Evening Standard that she keeps looking young at 40 by using hemorrhoid cream on her face. She learned the trick while making the beauty pageant comedy "Miss Congeniality." She said, "It was the most pertinent secret I learned in this job. Bottom cream really does help against wrinkles."

  • Although it does give her this strange urge to blot her lipstick with toilet paper.
  • She uses Preparation H...The "H" is for "Hollywood!"
  • She's one of the few Hollywood stars for whom butt cream on their head isn't perfectly appropriate.