Blinky's Runway Snaps
Caroline de Maigret (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6) Scoop's comments: Pokies in #2. Not much of a see-through in #4, but a beautiful picture. #3 is a more distant version of #4. The rest - no flesh
  • Gisele Bundchen
  • Erin O'Connar
  • Frankie Rader
  • Ana Claudia
  • Laura McDaniel
  • Maggie Rizer
  • Blinky's comments: I found these six beautiful pictures of some popular models, very undressed, in a magazine called Visionaire. Scoop's comments - I think you probably want all of these!!
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    A NEW GIRL YESTERDAY. About friggin' time! Victoria, 21, from Thurrock. Sweet. (#1, #2, #3, #4)
    Page Three Gold: Rita Pennington, 16 March 1978.
    Requested: Laura Frankland. Here's one more of Laura.
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    Kim and Kira (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) Frodo's comments: Kim Dawson and Kira Reed entertaining each other again
    Kate Vernon in "Dangerous Touch"
    Monique Parent in "Dangerous Touch"
    words and pictures by Mongoose
    Vampyros Lesbos

    Jess Franco's 1970 classic lesbian vampire movie, Vampyros Lesbos, stars Soledad Miranda as the vampire gal and Ewa Stromberg as the object of her lesbian advances. For some reason, the vampire Soledad works as a nude performer in a nightclub. Here are some caps of her act.

    Her act consists of slowly taking off her clothes and using them to dress the unknown actress who pretends to be a naked mannequin. She does this same act night after night and the same people come and watch.

    Soledad and Ewa Stromberg laying out naked on the beach.

    Soledad and Ewa Stromberg have their first lesbian encounter and we get to watch! Ewa's naked.

    Ewa wakes up nude and alone and confused.

    More pics of Ewa's naked parts.

    Soledad and Jess Franco grew very close during the time she was making movies with him. She often used the name Susann Korda in the original releases. Shortly after finishing "The Devil Came From Akasava" (also in 1970), Soledad and her husband were driving around in her new convertible and were involved in an accident. After a few days in the hospital, Soledad died. Jess would claim to talk to her in his dreams and she would give him advice on the movie that he was working on at the time. Franco would always do whatever the dreamworld Soledad would advise. He claimed to be visited by her until he met his next "star" and future wife Lina Romay. Soledad looks to me as if she could be Salma Hayek's aunt or something.

    Ewa Stromberg is exploring Soledad's body with her eyes and mouth.

    More exploring.

    Another scene of Soledad's nightclub act. Since the scene is set in a nightclub, the lighting keeps changing.

    Boobs, butt and bush (a little).

    If anyone knows who the unknown actress is, please let me know. She is very attractive. You can reach me at

    Heidrun Kussin is in a mental ward because she is Soledad's former lesbian lover. She's topless and gives us a pube flash.

    The end of the movie has Soledad dead. Her eye is poked out which is rather nasty but she is full frontal naked so don't look at the eye. Yet another strangely lighted scene.

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    Calista Flockhart (1 2 3) Mr Skin's comments: Calista and her woefully skinny shanks from 1999's "Midsummer Night's Dream". No nudity, but ... close.
    Tara Reid (1, 2, 3, 4) Her nude scenes in "BodyShots". Video out March 28th. Please note: Mr Skin actually sent me six RealVideo clips, but it wasn't performance-realistic for me to post six video clips of an unreleased nude scene on this page, since that would result in about 200,000 massive downloads, so I snapped some simple thumbnails and put the video clips on the members' page. Kudos to Mr Skin on this excellent find.
    El Kabong
    Nelly Vickers 1983 Penthouse spread. She is also known as Vicky Vickers and Raven
    Nelly Vickers 1983 Penthouse spread. She is also known as Vicky Vickers and Raven
    Nelly Vickers 1983 Penthouse spread. She is also known as Vicky Vickers and Raven
    Nelly Vickers 1983 Penthouse spread. She is also known as Vicky Vickers and Raven
    Sophie Anderton topless in FHM
    (Kate Ashfield) vidcaps from "Love in the 21st Century"
    Tennis action shots, non-nude, from Tennis Mag
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  • Jaselyn Hewitt
  • Hingis
  • Serena
  • RDO
    Janice Renney (1, 2, 3) vidcaps from Crimes of Passion. Excellent as always
    Kathleen Turner (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) vidcaps from Crimes of Passion
    I put this one last on purpose. Schmutzfink came up with the post of the day. How can I say that? After all, Mr Skin has new nude scenes from Tara Reid, Mongoose has his usual brilliant imaging and commentary, Blinky has six models showing their privates, and the whizzes like RDO and Scanman have their always outstanding and prolific stuff, so what's the big deal. OK, let me 'splain it to ya - Laetitia Casta, topless, on the beach, never seen by these eyes before. Any more questions? Oh, yeah, a bunch of other naked French chicks as well. Class dismissed.
    Casta Topless, on the beach, made me feel young again, if only for an instant. I vote for Casta in every poll - most beautiful, most impressive date, best chest, and all-around winner of the genetic lottery. I think I even voted for her as best actress in that "Asterix" thing which I haven't seen, and wouldn't understand a word even if I did see it. You have to see these things in perspective. What do you want out of women in the movies? You want them to recite perfect iambic pentameter, or exactly duplicate the sound of someone speaking Bantu with a Basque accent? Fine, vote for Streep. I just have different criteria.
    Casta She's dressed this time, but breasts overflowing from her top. Man, this can't be good for my heart.
    Casta more flesh and near-flesh. How do I get a tape of this show?
    Casta this one is the highly-dreaded "crossing the arms over the breasts" trick, so no real flesh, but some great looks at her face, which ain't so gard on the eyes either
    Emmanuele Beart naked in "Manon of the Spring"
    Elodie Bouchez topless in "Clubbed to Death", but dark and hard to see
    Elodie Bouchez nude in "Flammen im Paradies", clearly visible, although dark
    Julie Delpy never seen this one before either. Julie Delpy topless in "The Thousand Wonders of the Universe"
    Julie Delpy topless in "Killing Zoe"
    Judith Godreche topless in "La fille de quinze ans"
    Stephanie Lagarde topless in "Angelique"
    Alexia Portal topless in "Madame le proviseur"
    Pascale Rocard naked in "L'indic"
    Pascale Rocard I can't make this one out very well. Vidcaps from "Le petit voleur"
    Julie-Anne Roth very naked in "Le sang du renard"
    Pascale Rocard naked in "L'indic"

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    "Heaven's Gate", from Tuna

    Tuna wrote the commentary, and I agree with it completely:

    Heaven's Gate, at 3 hours and 40 minutes, was a daunting project. The 1981 film by director Michael Cimino was made by United Artists giving him full artistic control and an unlimited budget. It came out at $36 Million, which was a huge amount then. The film was panned by the critics to the point that it was withdrawn from the theaters after two weeks. United Artists spent another $4 Million for Cimino to shorten it by an hour, and the shortened version also bombed. This film is credited with effectively ending Cimino's career (probably true), ruining United Artists (possible) and causing studios to exercise more control over all of their projects.

    Criticisms included the pace of the film, the length, the lack of plot, the lack of character development, and the fact that much of the dialogue was in foreign languages and hence unintelligible. It is the story of a Cattleman's Association deciding to wipe out immigrant settlers with government approval under the pretext of cattle theft. This settlers fought back, and the incident is known as the War of Johnson's County.

    So much for the background. Was this really one of the worst films of all time? No, not in my opinion. The acting was good, a stark naked Isabelle Huppert (including frontals) added spice, and the photography was wonderful. There is not a lot of plot, and very little character development, but the basic story could have made a good film. The film is painfully slow, however, and editing can't fix it. There is no single 10 minute segment that doesn't seem slow. Even the nude scenes drag. Also, there are lengthy scenes that do not accomplish anything.

    In the last analysis, what keeps this from the all-time worst list for me is the historically accurate visual montages that Cimino created.

    The film itself was probably not treated well, and the quality of the DVD release could be better, but with a lot of effort, I managed many enlarged images of Isabelle that I am happy with.

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    Derek Jarman's "The Tempest" from Johnny Web

    Derek Jarman thought of himself as a great artist, and maybe he was. He was famous for making arty underground stuff with a strong homoerotic aesthetic. This version of Shakespeare is no exception. I guess the difference between a Jarman and a Zefferelli, both of whom did Shakespearean interpretations in the 70's, is that Zefferelli thought about how Shakespeare would have done it if he were there. Jarman did it his way. He figured words were Shakespeare's bag, but he himself was a great visual artist. The title of the movie is not "William Shakespeare's The Tempest", but Derek Jarman's.

    He also edited Shakespeare. The credits read "written by: Derek Jarman, William Shakespeare". Kinda says it all doesn't it? I'm planning Uncle Scoopy's Hamlet right now, written by Uncle Scoopy, additional dialogue by Bill Shakespeare. Here's part of my re-write. "To be or not to be, that is the question (Slurping noises from Ophelia between his legs.) Oh, to be isn't so bad. Yes, definitely to be. Oh to be, to be. Oh, yes, yes, yes, oh my god, to be"

    You are going to think I made this next bit up, but every word of it is true. The finale of the movie features a musical number in which an aging female chanteuse sings the 20th century song "Stormy Weather" (It's a tempest, get it?), while a bunch of sailors prance around her in about the swishiest dance number I've ever seen. (Picture below, just because you'll never believe me without it.) Oh, brave new Shakespeare, that has such people in't.

    The movie is visually stunning, and there is a ton of nudity, but most of it is men, ala Peter Greenaway. This is the one attractive woman that got naked, Toyah Wilcox. I guess from her IMDb credits that she must be fairly recognizable in the UK, although I don't know her. Anyway, if you know who she is, here's what she looked like 20 years ago without her top. Pretty damned good, actually. Guess which font I used to type the words on these collages? Remember, it's the Tempest. Of course I used Arial.

    (1, 2, 3)

    And this is, without any question, the ugliest woman I've ever seen. You know that woman in the Dutch soap opera that FR likes to cap every once in a while? The one with the massive cleavage and the face like Bubba Smith? Well this woman makes her look like JACQUELINE Smith.

    And here is that crazy musical number that ends the movie.


    the "Body Shots" movies from Mr Skin

    These are the six video clips of Tara Reid in "Body Shots". If time is pressing, go to #5 and #6.

    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

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