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Red Sparrow

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Jennifer Lawrence





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"Vikings"

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Ida Marie Nielsen





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"Charmed"


Charmed is a TV show based on the adventures of three sisters, The Charmed Ones. There were four main women from a sex appeal point of view, Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan. Kaley Cuoco spiced things up in the eighth and final season. There was no nudity but plenty that was very easy on the eye. This last set of caps are from the eighth season and were made in 2006.

Episode 17 Generation Hex


Alyssa Milano



Kaley Cuoco



Marnette Patterson



Rose McGowan



Episode 18 The Torn Identity


Alyssa Milano


Episode 19 The Jung and the Restless


Alyssa Milano



Rose McGowan



"Little Odessa"

1994

Moira Kelly film clip (sample below)






Freida Pinto in Blunt Force Trauma (2015, 720p)

Sissy Spacek in Prime Cut (1972, 1080hd)


As the opening credits roll, there is a long prologue which demonstrates the entire process of making sausage, starting with a parade of live cows, proceeding until the meat is stuffed inside the sausage casings. During that industrial sequence, there is a moment of surrealism - a human shoe on one of the assembly lines, casually ignored by a mechanical process untended by humans. What does it all mean? Be patient.

The film begins in earnest with a tough guy named Nick (Lee Marvin) trying to enjoy a quiet drink in a Chicago watering hole. He is approached by a colleague. From their conversation we can deduce that a Kansas City mobster owes the long green, some five hundred large, to the Irish division of the Chicago mob. The Chicago boys had previously sent some of their men in to collect the accounts, but those men were killed, processed in meat grinders, and sent back to Chicago as sausages. Aha! Now we understand the shoe in the meat-packing plant. At any rate, the time has obviously come to call on the greatest mob enforcer of them all - Nick the Mick. A reluctant Nick takes the job because the pay is sweet and because he already has a personal score to settle with the Kansas City guy (Gene Hackman). Something about a girlfriend. Isn't it always?

That scene in the bar goes on much too long, but compared to the rest of this movie, it seems as hectic as the intro to Roger Rabbit.

In order to take on the Kansas City boys, the Chicago mobsters can't just hop on a plane with their tommy guns, so they crowd into a black limo and drive to Missouri - in real time. Or at least it seems like it. We see fields of waving wheat, highway signs that say "Kansas City", and more wheat. This is truly one of the great wheat-oriented films. Then the director takes a bold step to break the beige monotony of wheat. We see some fields of sunflowers! Whoa! My heart nearly skipped a beat at the excitement. Then we look out the window of the limo into the nighttime city skyline  - of St Louis. Oh, hell, still only in St Louis? Are we almost there yet?

They do finally get out of the car, but things don't speed up much. The rest of the movie basically consists of shoot-outs in barns, shoot-outs in wheat fields, shoot-outs at county fairs, and shoot-outs in sunflower fields. All of those shoot-outs pitted Lee Marvin and his fellow Chicago mobsters against a bunch of rifle-totin', tow-headed farm boys in overalls. I wish to God I was making this up, but that's really what happened.

The early 70s represented a time of great experimentation in filmmaking. The smell of cultural revolution was in the air to begin with, and an anti-establishment atmosphere pervaded the film business, which always seems to act as a barometer of the country's changing attitudes. The general climate of anti-authoritarianism was magnified by a parallel development in the American film industry. The restrictive Hayes Code, a set of rules and regulations regarding the portrayal of sex and violence on film, had been replaced by version 1.0 of the MPAA rating system. The old proscriptions had been lifted and almost any kind of content was fair game as long as it was properly labeled. As in any period marking the end of a long suppression, people were keen on exercising the freedom just because it was suddenly there, after having been pent-up for more than three decades. Although superficially a mobster film, Prime Cut provided the basics required by the new cultural standards: it provided plenty of violence, plenty of female flesh, and plenty of thumbed noses to the establishment.

Since Prime Cut is filled with daring ideas, you can assume that some of them worked. Law of averages. The film has some interesting aspects:

There is some visual imagination. Sissy Spacek (in her first credited role) literally runs away from the reaper - no, not the Grim Reaper, but the McCormick Reaper.  Just she is about to be overtaken by a gigantic combine in a wheat field, the other Chicago mobsters show up and ram their black limo into the reaper, thus disabling the gigantic machine. The scenes in wide-open fields are stunning in the panoramic expanse of their scope. These scenes have never seemed very impressive on video tape, with a claustrophobic 4:3 aspect ratio, but the DVD presents the film in its original 2.35:1 aspect ratio, and that allows the impressive cinematography to strut its stuff, displaying the beautiful choreography between the combine, the limo, and the pedestrians as they maneuver around the wheat field. Shot from eye level, the limo can barely be seen as it barrels through the wheat, a shark fin barely visible above water. Shot from a higher altitude, the limo leaves a clear trail of damaged stalks behind it.

There are some wild ideas. Hackman runs some kind of meat business as a legitimate front for his drugs and prostitution racket. The most creative idea in the film is that he runs a very different kind of prostitution operation, one based on the same principles as his meat business. He kidnaps orphaned girls, raises them in seclusion from male companionship, then auctions them off as virginal slaves when they reach an appropriate level of development. Prior to the auction, he displays the girls stark naked in pens, as if they were pigs or cattle.

Such subtlety! A reaper coming for your life! People with the corporate mentality who can't distinguish between people and animals! If the symbolism were any more obvious, there would be a train entering a tunnel before every sex scene.

By the way, that wily profiteer Gene Hackman had to be running the world's stupidest racket. He was selling his human female livestock for $20,000 per head. Given the details of his plan, he ain't gonna make money at that price!

First of all, figure out the cost of raising a child for sixteen years, even if you maintain her in the squalor of Dickensian orphanhood. Including food, clothing, shelter, and medical care, it is not possible to raise a child for less than $3 day in 1972 dollars (that's the year in which Hackman sold them for $20,000). Plus, it would actually cost Hackman's racket more to raise a kid than it would cost you or me, because we can claim our kids as tax deductions, while he has to keep them off the books, and must pay their medical costs out of his pocket with no ability to add those charges as itemized deductions. At $3 per day over sixteen years, that's $17,000 per girl.
But even that sort of calculation assumes that Hackman raises the girls personally, and can watch them 24 hours a day, which of course he does not and cannot do. He has to pay his staff. To watch the girls 24 hours per day, he must cover 168 hours per week and give time off for sickness and vacation, so Hackman will require five full time employees. In 1972 that would have cost him no less than $8,000 per employee per year - total cost $40,000 per year. Yet he only had about a dozen girls being raised in his private orphanage - an average cost of $3,333 per girl per year. Over 16 years, that's $53,000 per girl.

Adding those factors together, the cost would have to be about $70,000 per girl, but those calculations exclude inflation and the cost of money. Let's not be too technical and call the cost $75,000 per girl.

So Hackman is going to spend $75,000 raising a girl, and will then sell her for $20,000. Genius! Of course what he loses on margin he makes up in volume.

Think about one more thing. Where, exactly are a bunch of Kansas City cowboys going to keep their sex slaves?

The film would like to be anti-corporate, but as I recall from my college days in the late sixties, those anti-corporate revolutionary types never seemed to take any classes in math or finance, and that shows in this script. Why is it that those who spew bilious rhetoric against the ruthless corporations never seem to be able to go through the mental discipline which is actually necessary to be ruthlessly effective? Whatever happened to "know thy enemy"?

Let's take it one step further, just for fun. Hypothetically, given those costs and that volume, what would be a realistic price for a human slave raised from early childhood? (According to the story, the girls had never even met any men, so they had to be cloistered from the time they were toddlers.)

Well, mobsters aren't going to fool around with a business that has a 20% gross profit margin. Why take the risk of criminal punishment for a lower margin than they could make honestly by running a freakin' supermarket? In fact, the Hackman Plan isn't even a good racket of he can raise the children for free!! He only seems to "graduate" one or two per year. That's a hell of a lot of trouble for $40,000 per annum! Real mobsters would want at least 60% gross profit, so if they spent $75,000 per girl, they would have needed to clear about $190,000 in 1972. Two girls per year would net them a quarter of a million bucks in 1972 dollars - maybe a million in today's dollars. Now it's starting to be worth it! If you ran the same scheme today, the equivalent minimum price tag would be about a million bucks. In that price range, Hackman would not be able to sell the girls on public auction in Missouri, as pictured in this film. The Kansas City cowboys pictured here aren't going to be able to pony up a million bucks (today's equivalent) for a sex slave. The only way to make the whole Hackman scheme work would be to get contractual advance commitments from billionaires, because the ultra-rich are the only people who can afford to own human slaves raised from early childhood in a developed country. Indeed, even if the slaves were given out as gifts, only the super-rich could afford the kind of massive self-contained real estate holdings necessary to keep such slaves a secret from the authorities. Since Hackman only seems to have a couple of girls per year come of age, even selling them for a million bucks apiece hardly seems worth the time and trouble to run his scheme. Since a million dollars is small change for a billionaire, I expect that Hackman's price per girl would actually be far, far higher than that, assuming a demand greater than his supply.

If I were to re-write this film for a remake, I would have Hackman fulfilling advance orders from rich oil sheiks, or auctioning the women off to the ultra-rich in an elegant setting. Given the latter premise, the Hackman character shown in the original film would really have to work on his marketing skills, because the way he presented the "products" in the original movie, keeping the girls on straw beds in livestock pens, would not impress people who spend tens of thousands on their wrist watches and expect every detail of their lives to be exquisite.

At any rate, that's enough digressions!

Now that I think about it, my fanciful proposal for a remake is not such a bad idea. This film meets the basic qualifications for a sensible remake project: pretty good movie that could have been great, interesting core of ideas that can be easily updated. On the other hand, those same criteria applied to Rollerball, and look how that turned out.

At any rate, the bottom line on the existing version of Prime Cut is that it is a very slow-paced and obvious film, and the whole human slavery angle is totally illogical, but the film has two classic macho stars, and some beautiful grains of wheat hidden among the chaff.



Mr. Skin took some captures of a new transfer of Emmanuelle (1974), and they look better than anything we had before.

As you probably know, the film consists of soft core erotica, loosely based on the diaries of Emmanelle Arsan, allegedly the bored non-working wife of a diplomat who was assigned to Thailand, got laid, and wrote about it. (The diaries were actually written by the husband. Story here.) It was the mother of a series, or more appropriately "several series," of Emmanuelle films, all of which used a basic formula consisting of beautiful exotic locations and sex scenes.

Some of the later films, Emmanuelle 2 for example, represent reasonably titillating erotica. The original does not. Some of you older guys may remember this film fondly, but you won't get anything out of it unless you can remember the context in which it first appeared. You really don't want to see this film unless you saw it back in the seventies and are nostalgic for the era. There was a time when this babbling about sexual liberation seemed profound and original, and the prevailing attitude of the time could somehow overlook a casual attitude toward rape.

So many problems:

1. In the English dubbed version, the acting is only slightly worse than the acting in the Scooby-Doo cartoons. It is actually good for a lot of laughs.

2. I can't decide whether the author is retarded or just insane. One thing is clear. He must have been institutionalized all of his life before writing this script, and never met any women. He just heard about them and imagined what they would be like. He has no idea how women talk to each other, and his conception of a woman's libido is a simplistic male masturbatory fantasy. It goes like this: only by getting sodomized by every member of the Taliban and forcibly raped by some Stone Age tribesmen can Emmanuelle truly learn the meaning of love.

And ol' Emmanuelle herself just soaks up all this wisdom. She's even taking notes during all this pseudo-intellectual sexual liberation cant. Of course, the point of this was that men should take their wives and girlfriends to the film hoping that their dates would fall for the pitch that happiness comes from yielding to any experience and becoming increasingly bolder in the sack.

This IMDb comment sums up how intelligent modern women really perceive the film:

"I can't imagine anyone finding this film erotic. The two rape scenes are heinous. And the idea that Emmanuelle's husband entrusts her to some self-centered, egotistical idiot spouting pseudo-philosophical BS about love and such, only to have her humiliated by being sexually taken by the winner of a boxing match in front of others is absolutely disgusting. I couldn't feel empathy for any of the characters in this sleazy film. The husband is an absolute fool. Mario, the old man to whom Emmanuelle is entrusted, is disgusting. Emmanuelle herself is far too confused to know what she wants and so is at the whim of everyone around her. She doesn't become "a woman" by film's end, as she declares, but a soulless sex machine who engages in sex purely to satisfy animalistic passions. Nothing loving, sensual, or enticing about this film. If couples watched this today, I could imagine the women beating the crap out of their male partners if they imagined they got off to the rape, abuse, powerlessness, and humiliation of women."

3. There essentially is no story, given that everything in the film is just a setup for the next sex scene.

4. The dialogue consists largely of extremely dull, pretentious, pseudo-enlightened blather about free love.

5. The video transfer on the DVD may have been the worst in the history of DVD's. In fact, it may be the worst in the history of images. There are cave drawings of bison which are in far better focus. Most scenes are uncontrasted, blurry, color-faded, green, and dark.

The film has some historical significance as one of the first sex films to play in the occasional suburban theater. There is some beautiful cinematography, although it appears to have been shot on cheap film stock. If there were a transfer mastered from a pristine negative, this would be a visually superlative film for its genre. The women are photographed with soft elegance, and the landscapes are composed beautifully. It may include the best photographic composition in the history of porno flicks. Unfortunately, all of that is purely hypothetical, because the DVD print looks like it was rinsed in something the color of green baby poop.

(The HD captures below seem better than the DVD I whined about.)


Christine Boisson



Jeanne Colletin



Marika Green



Sylvia Kristel