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"At Close Range" (1986)
 
Slam (1998) is an Indie, co-authored by the principle cast. It is set in 
the Washington DC inner city. Saul Williams plays Ray Joshua, small time 
marijuana dealer and talented "slammer." (Slamming is a half rap half 
poetry performance art). When his best friend is shot shortly after handing 
him half a lid, he runs, and is arrested and held on possession. He is told 
that he has three choices: he can cop a plea and get two years, take his 
chances in court and probably get 10 years, or rat out his friends and get 
off. None of the three appeal to him. During a very eventful few days in 
jail, he meets an English teacher named Lauren Bell who works with 
prisoners (Sonja Sohn), is nearly killed by rival gangs, and discovers that 
there is another way to deal with the violence, poverty and unrest around 
him with his art, and that true freedom is something you have inside you, 
not something under the control of others. 
A fellow prisoner arranges bail for him, and he convinces his shot friend, 
who survived, that retaliation for the shooting is not the answer, and 
actually plays into the establishments hands. He then finds and beds Sonja. 
Sonja is very hot in the sex scene, mainly do to facial expression. The 
rest of the film concerns Ray's relationship with Sonja, and how he 
struggles to face his upcoming court date. Much of the cast was amateur, 
and included real poets, but both Sonja and Williams were very strong. The 
"Slamming" was powerful and expressive, and the camera work was top notch, 
using a perfect mix of static shots and hand held, and included many more 
artistic shots than you would expect in a film about the inner city. 
The film won numerous awards including Sundance and Cannes. The critics 
can't agree. Ebert says 2 1/2, Berardinelli says 3, and Maltin awards 3 
1/2. Apollo says 88/100, and Apollo readers give a whopping 90/100. IMDB 
readers say 7.2/10. Made for $1m, it grossed just under that in theatrical 
release. Sonja shows glimpses of breasts during the one sex scene, and 
pokes through a white t-shirt for over half the film. She has been getting 
steady work since her appearance in this film. I give it somewhere between 
three and three and 1/2 stars. It was a very pleasant surprise visually, 
the performances were far better than I expected, and they managed to 
present a good picture of ghetto life and the prison experience without 
being too depressing. 
 
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       I looked at Oliver Stone's Heaven
        & Earth in far more depth.  I eventually went back and listened to all Stone's commentary and watched all the deleted scenes. Some powerful stuff. I still think the film has a lot of structural problems, but it is often very beautiful, consistently educational. For me to spend 6 hours on a DVD, I think there must be something special there. I know a lot of you guys don't like Oliver Stone or his politics, but I don't care about who he votes for, or if he alters a fact to improve a story. 
I look at it this way. If there was an incident where Hitler or Nixon was kind to a dog, and Stone retells the incident with them kicking the dog, I figure that is a case where the facts
  get in the way of the truth. 
 .... and are also insufficiently entertaining.
If you want the facts, read the World Almanac, don't watch an Oliver Stone movie. I think Stone can be irritatingly pedantic and indefensibly pretentious. (God save us from Indian Shamans, mud-worshipping villagers, and other primitive people whose ignorance isn't really ignorance, but a special relationship to nature!) But to me his faults are the faults of a man too passionate about what he believes it. Is that such a terrible thiung? If so, he joins those other terrible guys, Thomas Paine, Voltaire, and Churchill? We need those guys, warts and all. Stone is also one of the very few men in the world with both the skill and the sensitivity to demonstrate what a glowing and poetic medium film might be, what a key it can be to unlock the mysteries of the human soul, if only we can keep it from being completely dominated by adolescents and money changers. 
Two thumbs up, quite enthusiastically, from me and Tuna.
 Hiep Thi Le
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Charlie's site is updated. Mammoth update this week.
 
Encyclopedia Volume D, part 6, is uploaded. There are many in the update that never appeared in the Fun House
      
| PhD
 |  | PhD is not one of out veteran contributors, but he sent in enough material at one time to cover what he missed in the past! Here's the first installment
 |   | Theresa Russell
 | in Hotel Paradise
 |  | Stefania Sandrelli
 | in The Key
 |  | Stefania Sandrelli
 | in The Key
 |  | Anna Schneider
 | in Le Destin Des Steenfort
 |  | Ione Skye
 | in Four Rooms
 |  | Ione Skye
 | in Four Rooms
 |  | Jutta Speidel
 | a great woman, and a great watchband, in "Fleisch"
 |  | Jutta Speidel
 | in "Fleisch"
 |  | Stefanie Steppenbeck
 | in The Other Wolanski
 |  | Stefanie Steppenbeck
 | in The Other Wolanski, because you can never have too many Wolanski's
 |  | Frankie Thorn
 | in Warm Texas Rain
 |  | Tabea Tiesler
 | in Sportarzt Conny Knipper
 |  | Meg Tilly
 | in Girl in a Swing
 |  | Meg Tilly
 | in Girl in a Swing
 |  | Laura Tonke
 | in Just Married
 |  | Laura Tonke
 | in Just Married
 |  | Marie Trintignant
 | in A Summer Night in Town
 |  | Francesca VanThielen
 | in When the Light Comes
 |  | Suzanne van Borsody
 | in Liebe und weitere Katastrophen
 |  | Antje Westermann
 | in Angst
 |  | Smadi Wolfman
 | working without Abbott and Costello in Petits Desordres Amoureux
 |  | Smadi Wolfman
 | not meeting Frankenstein, but again in Petits Desordres Amoureux
 |  | Annie Wood
 | in Cellblock Sisters
 |   | Mimi Rogers
 | in "Full Body Massage"
 |   | Mimi Rogers
 | in "Full Body Massage"
 |   | Mimi Rogers
 | in "Full Body Massage"
 |   | Mimi Rogers
 | in "Full Body Massage"
 |   | Romaine Bohringer
 | in "Total Eclipse"
 |   | Romaine Bohringer
 | in "Total Eclipse"
 |   | Dame Elizabeth Berkley
 | in "Showgirls"
 |   | Dame Elizabeth Berkley
 | in "Showgirls"
 |   | Lara Flynn Boyle
 | in "The Road to Wellville"
 |   | Lara Flynn Boyle
 | in "The Road to Wellville"
 |  | Akira does more cheerleaders
 |  
I admit that I'm just thrilled that Akira did such a thorough job on "Bring it On". Because I want to see the caps? Hell, no, although he did his usual great job. But because many of you want to see them, and because of Akira I don't have to do them!
 
(Dushku, 
Sloane, 
Sloane, 
Union, 
Union)
 |  | Penman does "Arena"
 |  | 
The Pam Grier gladiatrix movie. Nice work, but massive downloads
Lucretia Love
Margaret Markov
 
 |  and ...
 |  | Danyi Deats | 
in "River's Edge", as presented by Dann.
 |  Anne Heche
 
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I think you will be impressed by Watty's collages of Ms Heche in Psycho. Nice layout. By the way, if you weren't aware of it, in a few of these frames the camera shot pretty much right up her bunghole!
 |  | The Funnies 
 |  | A dozen reasons why dogs are better than women 
 Dogs don't cry unless they have to pee. 
Dogs love it when your friends come over. 
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. 
The later you come home, the happier your dog is to see you 
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. 
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. 
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. (Although I have a labrador that gave it the college try)
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 
Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. 
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. 
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
| The Sleuth 
 |  | A few notes from our resident guru, the Maharishi of Naked Celebs, Celebrity Sleuth. 
Dear Scoop: 
Having now caught up to date on the Funhouses I missed,  I offer the following comments: 
o On 2/24, Tuna asks someone to help ID two women from "Love By Appointment": 
the "Unknown" black girl is Cathy Rosier, a French actress of the late 70s 
and early 80s. The "Madam" looks to be Francoise Fabian, but the blonde wig 
makes her almost unrecognizable, so I can't be sure... 
o I can confirm that it definitely is Andrea Thompson in "Manhattan Gigolo" 
{she often used to go by the name, "Andrea Thompson Kelly" back then...and 
claimed to be Grace Kelly's niece!}. 
o The link #10 in Blackshine's "Unknowns" is model Cecilia Nord. That's the 
only one I'm positive of {few have faces}. 
o How can one {such as I} get a copy of "Big Brother Uncut: the UK 
Version"...does Watty have it in VHS/NTSC or can it be transferred? 
o FYI Trivia: Sheila Kelley, nude in upcoming festival flick, is married to 
The West Wing's bearded Richard Schiff. 
o Now appealing to your expertise {or that of your contributors}: There are 
two great Yamila Diaz-Rahi topless shots, that are not in the Encyclopedia, 
but yours truly {the scion of Internet Incompetence} can only capture them as 
thumbnails. They're very small on this site: http://yamiladiaz.www.2.50maps.com. Perhaps you or a contact knows how to 
enlarge and capture them. They're the best ever of her... (Scoop's note - I couldn't find that site. Maybe one of you knows what he means.)
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