TV Round-Up

Californication, s4e8: Addison Timlin kept her shirt on this week, and Carla Gugino was nowhere to be seen, but some new characters provided HD nudity in sex scenes with the male leads.

Callie Thorne got it on with Hank (samples below)

and Melissa Stephens did the deed with Runkel (samples below)


Shameless, s1e8 in HD: Emmy Rossum flashed some breasts in a brief, dark scene (samples below)

And Laura Wiggins looked delectable in yet another interrupted sex scene (samples below).




Cheapjack slasher film, sort of a soft-porn version of Hansel and Gretel. When you strip away the fairy tale allegory, it's just the usual story of urban hipsters being terrorized in the sticks. In this case the hipsters are making a porn film, so we see some flesh as they film. The nudity comes from Zoe Sloane.


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Hanover Street


Lesley Anne Down film clip (captures below)




Today's theme seems to be strippers of one sort or another. Still collages, with film clips added as noted:

Alice Braga in Lower City - an odd scene of impromptu stripping in a club, with all the funky lighting that leads one to pick and choose among frames to capture. But Alice has a most recreational body and so I figured why the heck not.

The women of Charlie Wilson's War - Cyia Batten and Hilary Angelo play strippers who get into a hot tub with Congressman Wilson. They are both topless and Cyia shows her bum too. (Film clip)




Emily Blunt plays the daughter of an uptight constituent of Charlie's who winds up asleep in his arms. Although she is not nude, Ms. Blunt is the sexiest woman on the planet and looks more than sorta yummy in this scene.  (Film clip)


And Tracy Phillips - of the football Phillips family - plays a dancer who keeps her clothes on. Gal has maybe 15 credits to her name and in just about every last one of them she plays a unnamed dancer. (Film clip)


Ildiko Ferenczi in this weird-ass series called 5ive Days to Midnight. She plays, yup, a stripper and does she ever strip, yessirreee. Full frontal with a nice rear view of the goodies. Seems Ildiko has been busy - a few appearances on Smallville, for example - but she usually plays unnamed parts such as Dancer, Exotic Beauty and Hot Girl, or the ever popular, never to be forgotten Girl in Bed #1.

Jessica Blank in Bored to Death, Episode 3 - oft capped but a wonderful little scene.

Kerry Fox in Shallow Grave - again, something that has been captured and shown many times but for about three seconds it is nice to watch.

Mary Castro in Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard - back to the strippers, but this time a silicone laden example, which is probably the default condition these days among strippers. A pal o' mine says this about women with robohooters: if she gets them inflated you are going to see them sooner or later.

MIsty Rowe in Hitchhikers - a 1972 production and the source is a DVD-R of a videotape original. Allow me to translate - the images are not exactly Blu-Ray quality. Misty did a lot of work in the 70's and 80's, a fair amount of it undressed. Even played Marilyn Monroe, which would be a stretch for any woman. Here she plays an innocent who gets caught up in a gang of women lead by some hippy dippy guy and its supposed to remind us of Manson except no one is particularly threatening and nothing the gang does is all that dangerous. Misty gets nekkid a few times - yet the sum total of her exposure time is about 11 seconds. Perhaps had it been 11 minutes she might have rescued this wretched pile of doggy doo. It was Misty's first screen performance. (Film clip)

Zoe Stollery in Dread. Zoe is an oft-exposed model in the UK and here she plays an artist's model...naked. She was able to pull it off somehow.



Film Clips

Alicja Bachleda in Curus Ondine (2010; see below)

Georgie Darby in Babestation (2010; see below)

Louise Bourgoin in Blanc Comme Neige (2010; see below)

Marie Bos in Amer (2010; see below)

Diana Gomez in Eloise (2009; see below)

Olga Frycz in Wszystko co kocham (2009; 720p; see below)



Anja Rubik

Ryoko Asagi in the sensitive Oscar challenger A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn

Yumeko Sasaki in A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn

Erin Wasson

Eva Herzigova

Eniko Mihalik

Rosie Huntingdon Whiteley