Uwe Boll - you magnificent bastard.
La Vida secreta de las palabras
I haven't seen it, but this is career-best nudity from Sarah Polley.
"A nurse gives up her first holiday in years and instead travels out
to an oil rig, where she cares for a man suffering from severe burns."
Variety's summary and review
Uwe Boll defends his movies.
"Let's be realistic, what is House of the Dead? A
brainless shooter, where you shoot zombies into pieces. So
what are you expecting from the movie, Schindler's List?"
. I was expecting not only Schindler's List, but the
Spanish Inquisition as well. I have vowed never to let the
Spanish Inquisition take me by surprise.
Brokeback of the Dead
Nude Figure Skating. I'd watch the Olympics if skating
worked like this.
The Great McDonald's Sign Prank
SI.com - 2006 Swimsuit Edition
Requiem For A Toy Story
Britney Spears Catches Hubby K-Fed Undressed at His Ex's
The trailer and five clips from Doing Time for Patsy Cline
- A 17-year-old country-and-western singer leaves the
outback of New South Wales to seek fame and fortune in
Sydney. En route he encounters an unscrupulous pair and
becomes entangled in a crime that alters his destiny.
Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Blue Desert, with
rare pre-Friends nudity from Courteney Cox.
The trailer for Stick It
- "The writer of the hit comedy 'Bring It On,' takes
on the world of competitive gymnastics in 'Stick It'.
Haley Graham (Missy Peregrym) is a rebellious 17
year-old who is forced to return to the regimented world
of gymnastics after a run-in with the law. A judge
sentences Haley to her ultimate nightmare -- attending
an elite gymnastics academy run by legendary hardnosed
coach Burt Vickerman (Jeff Bridges). Haley's rebellious
spirit and quick-witted banter quickly shakes things up
at the strict school � making both close friends and
bitter foes along the way. Haley surprises herself as
she discovers an unexpected ally in the form of her new
coach, and learns respect is a two-way street. Haley,
Vickerman, and a group of his elite athletes band
together to confront a major championship and prove that
loyalty, friendships and individual athletes matter more
than rules, judges or scores."
Barney Fife Dies at 81
- Cool TV trivia: only three shows have stopped
production after a year as #1 in the ratings. Can you
name them? Obviously, Knotts was in one. That and the
other two are identified in the Knotts obit
Submitter wrote: I remember wondering how Gary Busey,
could have lent himself to a Turkish anti-American
propaganda film (Valley of Wolves: Iraq). Then I saw
this, and came to the conclusion that the Turkish film
is a step up for him.
- Scoop's note: I actually fast-forwarded through The
Gingerdead Man in my usually weekly search for nudity in
all the new releases. Busey only has about a minute on
screen. After that, he is merely the voice of the tiny
murderer, ala Brad Dourif in Child's Play. Come to think
of it, Gingerdead Man is pretty much the same movie as
- The director,
Charles Band, is a B-movie legend. He has produced
and/or directed more than 200 films, beginning with the
immortal cinema classic, Last Foxtrot in Burbank.
Daily Box Office - Friday, February 24, 2006
- TYLER PERRY'S MADEA'S FAMILY REUNION completely
kicked ass. It was expected to do well, but probably not
that well - as much as the next three films added
- Running Scared and Doogal were quite weak
How would marijuana be grown by a James Bond villain?
Fantastic, heart-warming news story:
"Autistic basketball player creates mayhem at game".
This is no fluke like the kid hit an accidental basket. He
turned into Dr Fucking J out there!
Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents The Boy in Blue,
with nudity from Melody Anderson and Cynthia Dale, neither
of whom got naked very often.
BrokeBack Bowling Alley
Cheney slays 4 in Olympic biathlon
"Reconsidering Slavery- Economic Benefits of Enforced
Servitude for Excess Population Units."
H&R Block Inc filed an inaccurate tax return
Headline of the day:
"Mini-Mart Clerk Microwaves Severed Penis"
Huge anti-piracy push by MPAA against bittorrent sites and
- "In all, nine indexing sites have been targeted (Isohunt.com,
BTHub.com and TorrentBox.com all owned by one
individual.) BitTorrent: ISOHunt, TorrentSpy,
NiteShadow.com, BTHub.com and TorrentBox.com;
eDonkey2000: Ed2k-It.com; Newsgroups: NZB-Zone.com,
BinNews.com and DVDRs.net."
Sheryl Crow Undergoes Surgery for Breast Cancer, and
the prognosis for a full recovery is excellent
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
Here's Tuna's review from Naked World (2003) (pictures in
Perhaps some of you remember the documentary "Naked
States" where photographer Spencer Tunick photographed throngs of naked people
in cities in each of the 50 states. This sequel follows him on a world tour.
This time, he is working on two projects, He continues to work on what he
calls installations, the huge throngs of naked people, but is also doing
individual environmental portraits, again contrasting the naked human body
Although he shot in over 30 countries, the documentary was edited down to
New York, Montreal, London, Galloway, Paris, St. Petersburg, Tokyo, Melbourne,
Capetown, Antarctica and Sao Paulo. This documentary did a better job of
revealing his creative process. We see him searching for locations and camera
angles, and talking about what did and didn't work. He comments that being the
subject of a documentary is disastrous for an artist for two reasons. First,
you see all of his mistakes, and second, it takes away from the mystique
artists have. He pointed out that not every one of his photos has to be a work
of art or a masterpiece, as long as they contribute toward a body of work
that, together, creates the visual narrative he is after.
The cultural attitudes he encountered were also very interesting to me. The
French accept nudity in art with no problem, but very few were willing to pose
for him and the only place the crew had legal problems was in Paris. In
Melbourne, it was not at all difficult to get volunteers. In most places,
those who refused cited moral reasons, or cultural taboos as a reason for
declining, but in South Africa, they wanted money to pose. In Japan, people
feared for their jobs if they posed naked in public. In Brazil, men were very
willing to pose naked, but women were tougher to convince. One man explained
that it would be a disgrace for them to be naked in public.
IMDb readers say 6.5. If you enjoy photography, or naked bodies, this one
is worth a rental. If you are serious about photography, you will want to see
Divorce Law - The Cop, The Congressman, His Wife and Her
This episode only has one case. A congressman is suing for divorce on
grounds of adultery. His wife (Raven Burgen) had sex with a policeman who
responded to The Bearded Clam Motel, and found her masturbating with a
defective dildo. She was in the process of writing her memoirs for a
publishing company, which was a little strange, in that she didn't have many.
A woman first poses as a relative of the junior congressman, and offers one
attorney pictures of the congressman having sex with an underage boy. She
turns down the photos. The same woman (Malanie Rose), approached another
partner as the publisher, and offered him the same photos. When he accepted,
she had sex with him. Turned out to be a publishing company plot to make sure
both biographies sold well.
Burgen showed breasts, and Rose showed breasts and buns.
This was the weakest of all of the episodes.
The Love Merchant (1996)
The Love Merchant is an early Joe Sarno effort. The plot would be
considered a blatant rip-off of Indecent Proposal, except that Indecent
Proposal came out 27 years later.
Joanna Mills is a Greenwich Village painter and free spirit. She and her
sometimes boyfriend (Jim Chisholm) entertain guests from Vermont: her
conservative best friend from high school (Loraine Claire), and her equally
square new husband, advertising agency owner George Wolf. They go to an
upscale go-go club where millionaire Judson Todd decides he has to have
Claire. He offers Claire a proposal. He will get her husband out of town for
48 hours with a $200K contract in California if she will spend the time in bed
This film does show some of Sarno's fabled understanding of, and respect
for women, and does feature Sarno's trademark jazz trio score, but the pace is
languid, and even the eroticism is limited. Sarno clearly felt constrained by
the American censorship laws in 1966. It was shot entirely with New York
actresses who exposed only their breasts, and even that exposure is brief.
Sarno would later go to Europe and make more erotic films without the
ever-present fear of being prosecuted on pandering charges.
This is a C-, and then only for those interested in the history of erotic
It is too obscure for IMDb readers to have an opinion.
We have breast exposure from Joanna Mills, Loraine Claire, Annette Godette,
Cleo Nova and Penni Payton.
Dann reports on The House Where Evil
In 1971, Susan George was female lead in a movie destined to be a classic,
Straw Dogs. In 1982, she was female lead in this horror movie, which
never will. The story has promise, but the movie doesn't really fulfill
In 1840 Japan, a samurai
comes home to find his wife with another man. Not known for their sense of
humor, the samurai kills the lover, the wife, and then himself.
Switching to present day
(well, 1982, anyway), an American family moves into the house, which has
been standing vacant. They start to experience incidents of haunting, then
as things get worse, possession. This all leads to what could have been a
cool and shocking ending, except the moviemakers just didn't pull it off
all that well.
It is a decent story, but
the execution was lame and even comedic in parts, although the story was
certainly not intended to be a comedy. While I didn't hate it, I wished
they had done a better job.
"The Long Weekend" (2005)
This is a sex comedy filmed in Canada
which stretches the bounds of bad taste, as if Wedding Crashers had been
created by Tom Green. If a horse sporting a full erection is not bad
enough, the movie has dozens of home movie video blooper inserts much too
graphic for America's Funniest Home Videos: flaming farts, monkeys
jacking off, dogs humping cows, people getting killed and maimed, etc.
(1) Catherine Devine - as "naked girl"
(2) Holly Eglington - (robo-hooters)
(3) Ildiko Ferenczi - (stroking large gun)
(4) Jennifer Walther - (beavercam)
(5) Jordana Frost - (hamstercam)
(6) Nicole McKay is caught with a mouthful of
(7) Angelika Baran has some sperm dripping down
her thigh after having sex
(8) Chandra West - mega cleavage
(9) Cobie Smulders - mega cleavage
(10) Chelan Simmons - mega cleavage
(11) Deanna Smith - mega cleavage
(12) Evangeline Lilly - as an attractive corpse
(13) Agnes M. Laan, Evelina Ortynski, and
Olivia Young as topless waitresses
(14) Unknown woman losing her bikini top in a video insert