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Reese Witherspoon in "Best Laid Plans". Sex scene, but no nudity. Stylish noir, and a near-miss, but I don't recommend it. An artificial overacted performance from Josh Brolin really destroys the mood and rhythm of a movie which requires mood and rhythm to work. One of those multiple doublecross things, told out of sequence with plenty of saxophone music and despair. I didn't figure out all the tricks from the beginning, so I guess that's a decent reason to see it if you enjoy the genre. Witherspoon and her boyfriend plot a complicated heist to get out of the world's most dead-end town. Things go very wrong. I very much enjoyed the town they lived in and the plant he worked at. People from there go to Gotham City for the airy, cheery atmosphere. Nice to see Witherspoon take some chances on some offbeat stuff in parallel with her mainstream stardom.

Reese Witherspoon in "Best Laid Plans". This is the one to see. No nudity but excellent pokitude!

Lisa Wolf in "Watch Me". Cheapozoid softcore flick. I've done the other stars earlier. Wolf would have a beautiful body of not for those damn implants. Lisa Wolf in "Watch Me". Lisa Wolf in "Watch Me". Lisa Wolf in "Watch Me". "Watch Me". Assorted babes. "Watch Me". Assorted babes. "Watch Me". Assorted babes.

"Vroom". Weird short film about a magical motorcycle which comes to life and becomes a sex partner. Doofy movie, but these minimalist symbolic scenes in the desert are quite well photographed. I don't know the woman's name. "Vroom". More of the same.

Alexandra Paul in "Millions". Kind of a film version of "Dynasty" about sleazy relatives scrambling to fill a power vacuum caused by an accident to the head of a rich and powerful family. Actually a "spaghetti drama" filmed in Italy in multiple languages, and apparently shot on video tape rather than film. Features yet another silly over-the-top performance from Billy Zane as ... a younger version of Gordon Gecko! Deplorable.

Lorraine Bracco in "Someone to Watch Over Me". This movie would be great fun if Bracco and Mimi Rogers had gotten naked a lot. They didn't get naked at all, dammit! Mimi is a rich babe who has witnessed a murder, Tom Berenger is the cop assigned as her night bodyguard, Bracco is Berenger's wife. Berenger and Mimi initiate a relationship, but realize it can't ever work out. Very stylish direction from the genius of Ridley Scott (Alien, Blade Runner, Thelma and Louise) serves to make the film watchable, even though the script is virtually non-existent. Scott does a great job at portraying the disparity between haves and have-nots, and finding humanity in both worlds. The scene in the Guggenheim Museaum is very impressive. As I said, with a bunch of nudity I would have loved it, but such was not to be. Given the lack of nudity, I wouldn't rent it now, if I were you, because it seems really dated, even though it's only about a dozen years old.

Hetty Baynes in The Insatiable Mrs Kirsch". At one time Ken Russell used to be an interesting director who could at least shock and entertain. This little film, however, made just a couple years ago, is a complete waste of the 5 minutes it takes to watch it in fast forward, except for this fleeting glimpse of a nipple from the obscure Hetty Baynes, once Russell's wife. At least the images are clear!

"My Tutor", from Tuna

I discussed this at some length last week. Tuna really covered the picture from beginning to end.

Caren Kaye (nudity in every one except the first two; many different scenes) (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13) Graem McGavin (nudity in all but the first one, but it's all one long scene continued from collage to collage) (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10) Amber Denyse Austin (She didn't get naked) (#1, #2) Jewel Shepard (nudity in #2) (#1, #2, #3) Kitten Natividad (nudity in every one) (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7)