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"Voodoo Dawn"

Voodoo Dawn (1998), also known as Fait Accompli, was first released in Iceland. Not a good sign for a US made film in English. There was a US release in 2000, then it was released to budget DVD. The good news, Rosanna Arquette showing her breasts first in a very brief sex scene, then in a bath scene. She also where semi-transparent white dresses, and pokes through many of her outfits. The bad news? Everything else about the film. The plot basically concerns Michael Madsen as a boring night club owner and amateur voodoo priest sending his pet Rosanna to lure ex-con Balthazar Getty and, with him, a bag of cursed money back to The Big Easy. Before it is over, we have voodoo magic, murder, and chase scenes, but all dull as dishwater.

The DVD transfer is grim. IMDB readers say 4.0 of 10. Directed by Andrzej Sekula, he should stick to camera work, which he is brilliant at. Not only was the script weak, but he was not able to provide the kind of direction that this talented cast needed. The story comes off as muddled, and none of the characters are really brought to life. D+, only because of the nudity, and good lighting choices and shot selection, which were almost, but not quite, obscured by the terrible DVD transfer.

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    "Cave Girl"

    Cave Girl (1985) is a titty flick with some bad movie value. A High School nerd on a field trip to examine cave drawings is separated from the rest of his class, and emerges into the stone age. He meets Eba (Cynthia Thompson), falls instantly in love, and spends the rest of the film putting the make on her. Cynthia Rullo as a cave girl has a crush on him and keeps flashing her tits at him. There is also a locker room scene at the beginning of the film with a half dozen topless beauties including Michelle Bauer. Thompson eventually gets naked, but we only see breasts and buns.

    I am not sure if it was the nonsensical plot, the fart jokes, the thoroughly obnoxious characters, the fact that most of the characters are cave men who only grunt, or the complete impossibility of the premise, but IMDB readers have scored this 2.7 of 10. The only review available is eloquent in its simplicity and thoroughness, "Ugh." However, with lots of breasts, and bad movie appeal, I have to give this at least a C.

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  • Cynthia Rullo (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Michelle Bauer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    New encyclopedia volumes: Monica Bellucci, Tara Fitzgerald, Kelly McGillis

    The following are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined there might be something of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Today Dann takes a look at the women of "Mercy" and their nudity.

    "Girls on Film"
    Starting with a music clip, from 1981 it's Duran Duran's Girls on Film. I have no idea who the models are but they're mostly naked and leave little to the imagination. Yanks probably haven't seen the goodies before as I'm sure American MTV would have cut out the goodies.
    • Assorted models (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    The recently married Joan Collins in the 1971 film Revenge, No nudity, but she's only wearing her underwear.

    "Black Widow "
    A few caps of the delightful Theresa Russell in Black Widow showing she has the biggest nipples since Ali McGraw.

    • Theresa Russell rear nudity and breast exposure in links 1,4 and 5. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    "Dragon - the Bruce Lee Story"
    No visible nudity by Lauren Holly as you'd expect. Some nice caps of her in her undies though.

    • Lauren Holly (1, 2)

    Evilspeak is one of those forgettable horror films. Nudity comes from two sources. An unknown actress is topless as she is about to be sacrificed at the beginning of the film. Lynn Hancock is nude as she takes a shower and just before she is killed by a couple of rampant boars.

    Not the Sirens, but the 1999 version. Dana Delaney is topless but nothing is visible. And there's another actress having a naughty in a new car shop. It could be Shannon Barnett but I'm not sure.

    "The Muse"
    The Muse is not one of the more well-known of Sharon Stone's films and the nudity is probably a body double. Her face is intentionally and unnaturally facing away from the camera.

    • Sharon Stone (1, 2)

    "Running Mates"
    Continuing with the body doubles, we have Teri Hatcher's stunt bum.

    "Badge 373"
    You see Marina Durell's contribution to Badge 373. She plays a coked-up whore and ends up dead. Not a lot of visible nudity.

    "Map of the Human Heart"
    We get the briefest of topless nudity by Anne Parillaud in Map of the Human Heart. There's a bit more long-range nudity as she has a naughty on top of a hot air balloon.

    "Midnight 5"
    Midnight 5 was an enjoyable film set in a video shop. A few twists in the plot and you don't know what finally happens. Jennifer Lambert is topless after a bit of argy-bargy in the storeroom.

    "Rolling Thunder"
    There's a bit of nudity in Rolling Thunder, most of it by whores in a Mexican brothel. Cassie Yates is one such whore and some other unnamed women are naked. A lot of pokies by Linda Haynes.

    "Up the Academy"
    No nudity in the very mediocre Up the Academy. Barbara Bach is a gun instructor and shows some sensational cleavage. Some nice caps of Stacy Nelkin.

    "Sugar Town"
    There's some more caps of the beautiful Rosanna Arquette in Sugar Town. Some lovely cleavage and the start of a thong is visible. The topless nudity is of a pregnant Lucinda Jenny. It might be a prosthetic, but it is a very good one.

    "I Ought to be in Pictures"
    You see a topless Samantha Harper in I Ought to be in Pictures - and that's all you see of her.

    "Café Olé"
    Lala Marull is topless but there's not a lot to see in Café Olé.

    Belinda Mayne An excellent full frontal in "White Fire" (1984).

    Tammy Isbell Not nude but showing major skin after her character finally gets laid near the end of the tv series "Paradise Falls" (episodes 50 & 51).

    Gail Dahms Flashing a boob in "Silent Partner".

    Sonja Smits Some near nudity in "That's My Baby" (1984). In the third frame a breast cup is visible so she's not technically topless.But given that she's a highly respected Canadian drama actress this is almost gyno-cam.

    Joann McIntyre Shaking her booty and flashing her pubes in "That's My Baby" (1984).

    Simonetta Stefanelli (Best known from The Godfather) goes full frontal while skinny dipping in the Italian softporn "Lucrezia giovane" (1974).

    Fiona Highet Shaking her booty in "Joe's So Mean to Josephine" (1996) (buns and cleavage only).

    April Daisy White Full frontal in the exploitation flick "Violated" (1984).

    Stefania Casini Stefania Casini shows some bare butt and pokies in "Andy Warhol's Bad" (1971).

    Laura Patch The up-and-coming actress shows her butt in the recent Lexx episode "Prime Ridge".

    The Funnies
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    Pat Reeder The Comedy Wire
    As always, Pat's comments in yellow...

    Joan McDouble-D - On yesterday's "Rosie O'Donnell" show, the cameras were sweeping the crowd as they cut to a commercial, and a woman in the audience flashed her breasts. Security ejected her. It went out live to 25 cities, but was edited out in others. Rosie said, "We've been on six years, and it's never happened."

    * ..."Although I've always prayed..."

    * Viewers were just relieved that it wasn't Rosie flashing them.

    >From the London Daily Telegraph...

    'Bond girl' attacked in carjacking
    SOPHIE MARCEAU, the femme fatale in the James Bond film The World Is Not Enough, was assaulted in Paris by a gang who made off with her car, police said yesterday.

    The attack happened in the early hours of Wednesday in the underground car park beneath her apartment when the 35-year-old actress, who is several months pregnant, arrived home after attending a comedy show with other celebrities.

    Two men rushed Marceau, pulled her out of the car and stole her keys and handbag, Le Parisien newspaper said. Marceau was shocked but not seriously hurt.