Mother of Tears: The Third Mother


In 1977 and 1980, Dario Argento, the Italian master of horror, wrote and directed the first two-thirds of a horror trilogy about ancient witch covens.  The first of the two, Suspiria, is often regarded as Argento's masterpiece, and Inferno is also one of the fine genre films from Argento's Golden Age in the 1975-1982 period. Argento never finished the trilogy - until now, 27 years later.

The relocation of some ancient graves unearths a mysterious urn, which is shipped to the Museum of Ancient Art in Rome. Two of the museum's employees open the urn, to their eternal regret, since the act of doing so unleashes potent ancient witchcraft - the last remaining sister of the three great witches from the 13th century: the mother of sighs, the mother of fuckers, and the mother of tears.

Maybe I forgot one or two of their names.

At any rate, if movies have taught us nothing else over the years, it is that mankind cannot combat ancient superstitions with knowledge and science. Only one thing is effective for such a purpose - other ancient superstitions. Bearing that in mind, it is quite convenient for mankind that one of the two museum employees who open the evil urn, Asia Argento (Dario's daughter), is the only remaining descendant of the ancient good witches who have battled the ancient evil witches throughout eight long centuries of history. It goes without saying that she is not aware that she is mankind's last and greatest hope or that she has great hidden reserves of magic. Fortunately, her dead mother is still around to advise her from time to time in the form of an Obi-Wan Kenobi style of apparition and/or "voice in her head." The part of Obi-Mom is played by Daria Argento, Asia's real biological mother.

Use the force, Asia!

Well, actually, now that I think about it, it wasn't really that convenient that Asia was the one who opened the urn, because even though our girl stands alone against the unlimited minions of the sorceress, she never actually uses any of those untapped magical powers she is supposed to have, except to elude the policemen who are pursuing her as a murder suspect, apparently in another movie being filmed nearby. When Asia finally meets Weepin' Mommy face-to-face, she easily runs the witch through with an old spike, even though the witch is protected by her infinite mystical powers and is surrounded by hundreds of her lackeys.

It just goes to show that ancient evil isn't really all it's cracked up to be. It's about as effective as ancient television programming. Just think of the 13th century as the Dumont Network of evil.

I guess you're not supposed to pay attention to the inconsistent plot, the bad acting, the silly dialogue, or the incredibly bad CGI in this film, but rather to concentrate on the things that Dario did well in the film, like the spooky cinematic tours of the haunted nocturnal urban streets, or Asia's crawl through the hidden world of catacombs and sewers beneath the city. That was indeed very atmospheric, but man does not live on atmosphere alone.

He needs nudity as well.

There is plenty of that. The Red-hot Sobbin' Momma does full frontal nudity, complete with shaved crotch and breast implants, features which were mandatory in the 13th century. Asia Argento shows her chest in a completely unnecessary shower scene. Silvia Rubino shows her chest when she is killed by some ancient evil dude for no particular reason other than that she is the lesbian lover of another woman who tries to help Asia escape. Now that I consider it, I guess that's all the justification really required by the minions of unspeakable ancient evil. Various and assorted other women show their breasts and occasional flashes of more in Ancient Evil Orgies, Ancient Evil Killing Sprees, and Ancient Evil Anonymous meetings (for those trying to kick their dependence on ancient evil).

Unlike many Dario Argento fans, I have liked some of his recent efforts, like Sleepless, Jenifer, and Do You Like Hitchcock?, but I just didn't find enough good elements in this one to compensate for all its glaring problems. Despite some plusses, it's a weak effort overall.

Film clips caps or collages
Asia Argento
Moran Atias (and others)
Silvia Rubino





  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Eden Quest

These clips are from a videotape entitled Pamela Anderson: Edenquest. That they came off a videotape means the clips are not exactly crystal clear and wonderful. Nope, they sure aren't. But they do include not only Pammy but four or five other women you might know. There is Leeann Tweeden showing more skin than usual, Alexandra Kabi (who was a bikini model of some fame back in the 90's), Raquel Gardner of Species II fame (in that movie she is in the middle of boffing a male mamber of the Species when he reverted to his true form) and Rosie Tennison, model and identical twin of former Hefmate Rene Tennison. A couple other gals show up but show little. So the clips are better than nothing and the gals are sorta semi-famous. Worth a look, I figured.

Today's featured women:









Malibu Spring Break


This is a really bad Movie. Don't waste your time seeing this.

It does, however, have a few topless babes.

Charity Rahmer shows off her tits.

Iva Singer shows off her "Big Un's". Caps and a clip.

Boobs from Kristen Novak.

Kristen Novak & Charity Rahmer get together in the pool and on the beach. Caps and a clip.








Notes and collages

Death Game


Sondra Locke


Colleen Camp



Locke and Camp








Eros Therapy

Some breast exposure by Isabelle Carre in the French movie Eros Therapy aka Je suis votre homme (2004).



Mr Average

Another French movie is Mr Average aka Comme tout le monde (2006). No nudity, just pokies by Caroline Dhavernas.




The Spring

The telemovie The Spring (2000) has Alison Eastwood showing a bit of nipple.




The Making of a Hollywood Madam

Another telemovie is The Making of a Hollywood Madam (1996), yet another movie about the Fleiss family.

Some unidentified ladies are sunbathing topless.




Survivors Club

The nudity in a third telemovie called Survivors Club (2004) comes from a brief look at Melanie Pitts' butt.

Julie Johnson

and Roma Downey are down to their underwear.




High Spirits

No nudity in High Spirits (1988) just a lot of cleavage and underwear shots of well known actresses, including

Jennifer Tilly

Beverly D'Angelo

Connie Booth

and Daryl Hannah.




Placido Rizzotto

From Italy comes Placido Rizzotto (2000) with some brief bush by Gioia Spaziani.




The Hero

From Angola there is The Hero aka O Herói (2004) with a brief nipple exposure by Maria Ceica.




Josie and the Pussycats

The teen flick Josie and the Pussycats (2001) has no naked flesh just pokies and cleavage by

Rachael Leigh Cook

Tara Reid

Rosario Dawson

Missi Pyle

Marnie Alton

(with Katharine Isabelle and Aeja Goldsmith.)




"Maisie Undercover"

episode: "Shadow Boxer"

Some softcore from the next episode in the Maisie Undercover series called Shadow Boxer. Plenty of nakedness shown by

Charley White


Dillan Lauren

Kylie Wyote

Marie Luv

Nicole Oring

and Priscilla Resendiz



"Married with Children"

 Series 5 Part 1


Episode 1 - We'll Follow the Sun

Christina Applegate - nice


Episode 2 -Al... with Kelly

Becky Mullen - upskirt

Pamela Anderson - cleavage


Episode 3 - Sue Casa, His Casa

Christina Applegate - lots of leg


Episode 5 - The Dance Show

Christina Applegate - lots of leg

Dorit Sauer - upskirt



Episode 6 - Kelly Bounces Back

Christina Applegate - lovely

Debbe Dunning - sexy

Joanna Goode - lovely

Tia Carrere - lovely



Episode 9 - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Christina Applegate - pokies

Teri Weigel - nice

Rhonda Shear - cleavage

Sherrie Rose - cleavage



Episode 13 - The Godfather

Christina Applegate - pokies


Episode 16 - All-Nite Security Dude

Dorit Sauer - cleavage


Episode 17 - Oldies But Young 'Uns

Christina Applegate - upskirt







Clips from two films in the Danish "Bedside" series:

From "Be at My Bedside" -

From "Bedside Romance" -


Annie Harvey in Is Harry on the Boat? (s2e5, sample below)


Laeticia Casta bikini shots.