Satan's School for Lust (2002) is a straight to vid from the folks at Seduction Cinema. I capped it at the request of a reader who was looking for Musty Mundae from this film. Seduction Cinema are the folks who do low cost soft core with mainly girl/girl.

Mundae is packed of to a private school while her father is off in Europe on business. Just before her arrival, a student (Cherry Moonshine) is caught doing the deed with her boy friend, which, we learn, has "spoiled her," so she and the boyfriend are eliminated. Mundae is the likely duty sacrifice to Satan, played by Darian Caine. An investigative reporter (Kelli Summers) becomes suspicious about the missing girls, and investigates. She is also made short work of by the headmistress Barbara Joyce. Ruby LaRocca rounds out the cast as Mundae's Goth roommate, who is in on the Satan stuff with Joyce.

Caine's role is sort of a comedy cameo, and we only see her breasts. All of the other women show breasts and bush in rather tame girl/girl caresses. The film is billed as erotic horror, but the title image in my caps (the bloody cross) is the closest thing to horror, and it just is not that erotic. It is awaiting 5 votes at IMDB. There are two reviews listed at IMDB. One calls it abysmal, the other says it is an example of what erotic horror should be, but offers no real evidence to support the claim. Even with a running time of only 65 minutes, I thought it would never end. Maybe I am getting old, but I need some story, acting and passion to enjoy celluloid tits these days. The film is also technically very badly made. E.

Movies 'n Stuff:

The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum (1975)

The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum isn't really a movie at all, but a political harangue. A writer was feuding with the German newspapers in the 70s.

• He used his soapbox to claim that they were sensationalizing their coverage of the leftist terrorist Bader-Meinhof Gang, in order to generate shameless profits and promote right-wing ideology.

• They, in turn, used their own soapbox to claim that he was sympathetic to terrorists. Because it was in the newspapers, people believed it and harassed him. The police also came to believe it, and harassed him in their turn.

• He fought back from his own soapbox by writing a novel about the unfair oppression of one person by a right-wing police state supported conspiratorially by a right-wing and capitalistic press. The Lost Honor of Katharine Blum was that novel.

As you can imagine, this is not a fair and nuanced look at the situation, but the portrayal of an innocent, sincere citizen systematically oppressed by cardboard cartoon villains without a shred of humanity. The writer didn't try to present a multi-dimensional perspective. It was just his own personal, shrill, one-sided diatribe.

The film was rightfully forgotten until last year, when its themes came back up to the front burner after Sept 11th. The United States is now facing the same issues that Germany was facing in the 70's, and may be repeating some of the same  ... um ... mistakes. Um, well ... I use the term "mistakes" loosely, since the evil repressive West German state defeated the terrorists, discredited the cause of the Bader-Meinhof Gang, caused Communism to fall in the East, and brought Germany back together as the most liberal democracy in the world.

So I guess that harsh treatment of the terrorists didn't work out all that badly in the long run, but  ... um ... pay no attention to that.

I'm kidding.

Sort of.

The point of the film is that a government needs to balance security and rights, and that topic is again fresh because many Americans now believe that the invasive anti-privacy tactics of the anti-terrorist forces can be as pernicious and as harmful to the American way of life as the actions of the terrorists themselves.

Of course, the fact that the themes of the film are once again fresh still doesn't make it a good movie. If you like listening to the loonies orate pedantically from their soapboxes, this film is for you.

Provided that you like the left-wing loonies.

If you prefer the right-wing loonies, you're gonna hate this mofo.

• Angela Winkler (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Some corpse

Updates

• Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated, featuring Monica Bellucci full frontals! Charlie's additional comments: "According to a trailer, Leonor Varela, who seems to have gained some fame in the US a while back for a Cleopatra mini series, has some great toplessness in the upcoming (March 5th) Pas Si Grave. As a matter of fact, T&A seem to be back on French big screens."

Other crap:

• David Hasselhof injured in motorcycle crash. We wish him a full and speedy recovery. Because of this incident, we are allowing a proper period of silent respect until we can feel comfortable making fun of him again.
• OK, that was long enough. Here's Hasselhof's legendary video for Hooked on a Feelin'
• You may not know it, but Dick Cheney's wife once wrote a trashy romance novel called "Sisters". The cover blurb says, "in the secret world of frontier wives that most men never entered ... in the revelations of the town's most notorious prostitute ... in the passionate letters written to Helen by another woman". The book has been praised by feminist and lesbian groups, even though they've most likely never read it, since it sold only 500 copies in 1981. Here is a synopsis of the Sisters review, and here is the full text of the original review of Cheney's writing career in the Chronicle of Higher Education
• The liberal response to hyperbolic, rhetorical, right-wing hate radio? Hyperbolic, rhetorical left-wing hate radio! Bert Bacharach has already written the song. "What the world needs now is hate sweet hate. That's the only thing that you can't eradicate."
• Completely offensive lunchboxes, t-shirts, and bumperstickers
• Turns out that it was not Rumsfeld who said "going to war without France is like going duck hunting without an accordion"
• Nobody can find Chicago Mobster Joey "the Clown". My guess - big, oversized, floppy concrete shoes.
• will Simon and Garfunkel sing together at the Grammy awards. Maybe.
• The Smoking Gun is amazing. Here are the minutes of the meeting that created al-Qaeda
• Jacques Chirac and Saddam Hussein - great picture and story. May people have forgotten that Chirac helped Iraq build (or try to build) a nuclear reactor in the early 1980's, one which Israel blew up during construction.
• E! ranks the funniest movies of all time. Amazingly, I find their list to be pretty good.

What're the odds?

• Marie-France Pisier, topless and full frontal nudity in scenes from "The Other Side of Midnight" (1977).

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

After being snowed on big time, I'm back with helping of leftovers.

Picking up where we left off a few days ago, lets return to that modern day classic (not) "Wicked Sins".

First up some skin from Nadia Foster and then another look at the star of this epic film Yvette Faulkner showing some goodies in love scenes with 2 different men.

• Nadia Foster (1, 2, 3)
• Yvette Faulkner (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

• Asia Argento, topless in "New Rose Hotel" (1, 2)
• Sharon Stone topless in "Blood and Sand"
• Claire Keim, excellent toplessness and full frontal nudity in "The Girl".
• Ally Sheedy in "High Art"., which ment to be an art to find the only 2 frames in the movie where you can see her breast at least from the side
• Uschi Glas plenty of cleavage in "Zur Sache Schaetzchen". She's a German actress who didn't do any nudity in her movies (as far as I know). I think, this scene is the closest ever.

MICHAEL JACKSON: THE STUFF YOU DIDN'T SEE
And Really Didn't Need To - Last night, Fox aired what is promised to be the last prime time Michael Jackson special this week. It was Michael's rebuttal to the Martin Bashir interview. Among the "highlights": outtakes of Bashir buttering up Jackson by telling him he was a good parent and it would be a positive interview...