"Satan's School for Lust"

Satan's School for Lust (2002) is a straight to vid from the folks at Seduction Cinema. I capped it at the request of a reader who was looking for Musty Mundae from this film. Seduction Cinema are the folks who do low cost soft core with mainly girl/girl.

Mundae is packed of to a private school while her father is off in Europe on business. Just before her arrival, a student (Cherry Moonshine) is caught doing the deed with her boy friend, which, we learn, has "spoiled her," so she and the boyfriend are eliminated. Mundae is the likely duty sacrifice to Satan, played by Darian Caine. An investigative reporter (Kelli Summers) becomes suspicious about the missing girls, and investigates. She is also made short work of by the headmistress Barbara Joyce. Ruby LaRocca rounds out the cast as Mundae's Goth roommate, who is in on the Satan stuff with Joyce.

Caine's role is sort of a comedy cameo, and we only see her breasts. All of the other women show breasts and bush in rather tame girl/girl caresses. The film is billed as erotic horror, but the title image in my caps (the bloody cross) is the closest thing to horror, and it just is not that erotic. It is awaiting 5 votes at IMDB. There are two reviews listed at IMDB. One calls it abysmal, the other says it is an example of what erotic horror should be, but offers no real evidence to support the claim. Even with a running time of only 65 minutes, I thought it would never end. Maybe I am getting old, but I need some story, acting and passion to enjoy celluloid tits these days. The film is also technically very badly made. E.

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  • Barbara Joyce (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Cherry Moonshine (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Darian Caine (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Kelly Summers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Misty Mundae (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Ruby La Rocca (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Movies 'n Stuff:

    The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum (1975)

    The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum isn't really a movie at all, but a political harangue. A writer was feuding with the German newspapers in the 70s.

    • He used his soapbox to claim that they were sensationalizing their coverage of the leftist terrorist Bader-Meinhof Gang, in order to generate shameless profits and promote right-wing ideology.

    • They, in turn, used their own soapbox to claim that he was sympathetic to terrorists. Because it was in the newspapers, people believed it and harassed him. The police also came to believe it, and harassed him in their turn.

    • He fought back from his own soapbox by writing a novel about the unfair oppression of one person by a right-wing police state supported conspiratorially by a right-wing and capitalistic press. The Lost Honor of Katharine Blum was that novel.

    As you can imagine, this is not a fair and nuanced look at the situation, but the portrayal of an innocent, sincere citizen systematically oppressed by cardboard cartoon villains without a shred of humanity. The writer didn't try to present a multi-dimensional perspective. It was just his own personal, shrill, one-sided diatribe.

    The film was rightfully forgotten until last year, when its themes came back up to the front burner after Sept 11th. The United States is now facing the same issues that Germany was facing in the 70's, and may be repeating some of the same  ... um ... mistakes. Um, well ... I use the term "mistakes" loosely, since the evil repressive West German state defeated the terrorists, discredited the cause of the Bader-Meinhof Gang, caused Communism to fall in the East, and brought Germany back together as the most liberal democracy in the world.

    So I guess that harsh treatment of the terrorists didn't work out all that badly in the long run, but  ... um ... pay no attention to that.

    I'm kidding.

    Sort of.

    The point of the film is that a government needs to balance security and rights, and that topic is again fresh because many Americans now believe that the invasive anti-privacy tactics of the anti-terrorist forces can be as pernicious and as harmful to the American way of life as the actions of the terrorists themselves.

    Of course, the fact that the themes of the film are once again fresh still doesn't make it a good movie. If you like listening to the loonies orate pedantically from their soapboxes, this film is for you.

    Provided that you like the left-wing loonies.

    If you prefer the right-wing loonies, you're gonna hate this mofo.


    • Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated, featuring Monica Bellucci full frontals! Charlie's additional comments: "According to a trailer, Leonor Varela, who seems to have gained some fame in the US a while back for a Cleopatra mini series, has some great toplessness in the upcoming (March 5th) Pas Si Grave. As a matter of fact, T&A seem to be back on French big screens."

    Other crap:



    What're the odds?

    Odds to win the 2004 Ryder Cup

    35th Ryder Cup from the Oakland Hills Country Club in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan - September 14 to 19.

    Closing Date: Sep 14, 2004 09:00

    Bet Selections Win Odds
    USA 1/2
    Europe 7/4
    Draw 10/1




    Here are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Graphic Response
    • Marie-France Pisier, topless and full frontal nudity in scenes from "The Other Side of Midnight" (1977).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    After being snowed on big time, I'm back with helping of leftovers.

    Picking up where we left off a few days ago, lets return to that modern day classic (not) "Wicked Sins".

    First up some skin from Nadia Foster and then another look at the star of this epic film Yvette Faulkner showing some goodies in love scenes with 2 different men.

    'Caps and comments by PAL:
    • Asia Argento, topless in "New Rose Hotel" (1, 2)
    • Sharon Stone topless in "Blood and Sand"
    • Claire Keim, excellent toplessness and full frontal nudity in "The Girl".
    • Ally Sheedy in "High Art"., which ment to be an art to find the only 2 frames in the movie where you can see her breast at least from the side
    • Uschi Glas plenty of cleavage in "Zur Sache Schaetzchen". She's a German actress who didn't do any nudity in her movies (as far as I know). I think, this scene is the closest ever.

    Helena Christensen Topless and wrapped in a snake. A new scan by Marsie of the supermodel posing for December '93 issue of the French Photo magazine.

    Daisy Fuentes and
    Halle Berry
    Both ladies showing some cleavage on the red carpet.

    Leslie Bega
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    A very nice find by Señor Skin. Topless, rear views and frontal nudity in scenes from "Time of Her Time" (1999)

    Rachel Roberts
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Blackshine strikes again with another awesome batch of scans. The only nudity is a nip slip in #7, but the rest are all very sexy pics. Images from the German GQ.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    And Really Didn't Need To - Last night, Fox aired what is promised to be the last prime time Michael Jackson special this week. It was Michael's rebuttal to the Martin Bashir interview. Among the "highlights": outtakes of Bashir buttering up Jackson by telling him he was a good parent and it would be a positive interview...

  • Well, he was there eight months, and he said that on the first day.

    Help Me, I'm Melting! - After saying the only plastic surgery he'd had was two nose jobs, Michael did add, "Except for what they had to do with me when I was in the Pepsi ad fire"...

  • His entire head burned up, which would explain why his nose is gone.
  • Today he'd need even more surgery after the fire, because half of his face is now made of flammable plastic implants.

    Ultimate Love Of Money - Debbie Rowe said her kids with Jackson are "the ultimate love children," she gave him the kids as a gift, and they don't call her "mom" because she doesn't want them to. She also said, "If he called me tonight and said let's have five more, I'd do it in a heartbeat.''

  • Who couldn't use an extra $500,000?
  • Just for all the incredible sex!
  • The kids must FEEL like gifts: Michael keeps them wrapped up all the time.

    Well, In THAT Case... - Michael also complained that he only dangled his baby over a railing for a second or two, and TV slowed it down to make it seem longer.

  • We all know that it takes HOURS to drop a baby off a balcony!

    Art Of The Deal - Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel are discussing their first tour since an acrimonious reunion in 1993. As of last year they weren't speaking, but a reunion could gross hundreds of millions, which is hard to resist. An insider told Britain's Evening Standard that Simon wants a bigger cut of the money because he wrote the songs, but Garfunkel wants half because he's the voice of the duo. But Art is softening as he realizes that a big chunk of a nine-figure sum is better than half of nothing.

  • He's a musician: it takes them years to comprehend basic math.
  • So they might be willing to sing all those 1960s songs about love and anti-materialism if they're just paid enough.
  • It's either this or take an offer to appear on Broadway in "Bring in Da Noize, Bring In Da Garfunkel."
  • First they brought back the VW Beetle, then war protests... Could Simon & Garfunkel be far behind?