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"Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me"

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) is a prequel to the popular TV series, and answers all of the questions that the TV show carefully avoided answering, or so some claim. They also say that it is made for "intelligent Twin Peaks Fans," a phrase that should have been on our list of oxymorons the other night. Three women show breasts and buns, Sheryl Lee, Moira Kelly, and Anne Gaybis. Most of the nudity takes place in a whore house or club or something that is cross lit with orange and purple, then strobed, which made for difficult captures. There wasn't one single indoor scene with neutral lighting in the entire film.

IMDB readers say 6.1 of 10, but I couldn't wait for this one to finish. As near as I can tell, the genre is Twin Peaks strange, and has no cross-over appeal. C.

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  • Anne Gaybis (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Moira Kelly (1, 2, 3)
  • Sheryl Lee (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18)


    Mosquito (1995) is either a tongue in cheek spoof of monster movies, or one of the worst attempts at this genre ever. An alien spacecraft land son earth, and mosquitos become the size of a VW due to radiation. What the stupid humans see as a merciless attack, they see as dining out. One of those who commented at IMDB put it perfectly, "Very small children might actually be frightened, so don't spoil it for them by laughing out loud." The exposure is provided by Margaret Gomoll as a camper having sex in a tent before becoming insect food.

    IMDB readers say 3.5 of 10, which is either too high, if this was intended as a serious horror film, or way to low if it was a parody. I lean toward parody, as they left no cliche unturned in making this one. Still, it does not have enough bad movie appeal to help the score. D.

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  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    Lies is a Korean sexploitation film about a man and a woman with the same obsession - whipping. Aside from their fetish, it's the usual relationship story. He's 38, she's 18. He excites her at first because he's so sophisticated and she's a virgin. Then he becomes too clingy, she matures, she dumps him. It's just the same old story as usual, except that instead of straight sex their whoopee-making activity is pretty much based upon beating each other's backsides until raw.

    I think it's probably more interesting if you are Korean, because I guess the female star is a famous fashion model who had never acted before. So for them, this would be like us seeing Heidi Klum in a medium-core specialty sex film. Stripped of that context, however, it's just a medium-core specialty sex film.


    Don't Say a Word is the latest Michael Douglas thriller about the mental patient who has a six digit number stored in her head, and Big Mike has to dig it out of there to save his own family. No nudity, but I thought I wrote kind of an interesting wide-ranging review at (below)


    The following are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined there might be something of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Brittany Murphy Brittany playing a mentally challenged girl in "Don't Say a Word". No nudity, but there is a nice "upskirt" view and we do see undies. Plus she fills out her shirt very well, and can be seen grabbing a boob.

    Cynthia Wood
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    The former Hefperson of the year (1974) in scenes from "Apocalypse Now Redux". #1 shows her in a skimpy outfit dancing for the troops. In links #2 and #3 we see her topless.

    Aurore Clément
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    Also topless in scenes from "Apocalypse Now Redux".

    Colleen Camp
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    Yup, still more toplessness from "Apocalypse Now Redux".

    Helen Hunt Non-nude, but wearing a very tight sweater in scenes from "Curse of the Jade Scorpion".


    Another look at "Species" for more toplessness from Natasha Henstridge and a "Babe in Bondage", Marliese Schneider, who is kidnapped and terrorized by Natasha.

    • Marliese Schneider (1, 2, 3)

    • Natasha Henstridge (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    A few Swimsuit Issue Highlights
    Your best bet of course is to buy the issue or check out this link. But in the meantime, here are a few to tide you over.

    Aurélie Meriel
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Very nice topless 'caps by DeVo from the Euro-movie "The Delivery". Link #5 also features some rear nudity in a very dark scene. (the 'caps have been altered to bring out the nudity).

    Janet Jackson
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    Vidcaps by Dead Lamb from her recent HBO special. Link #1 has excellent abs and undies views courtesy of the backstage cam. Link #2 has partial breast exposure, and possible nipple sighting from either Janet or a body double.

    Tara Reid
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    Wearing very little from a spread in Maxim. Scans by AC.

    Vanessa Paradis The French actress/model/singer going topless and full frontal in scenes from "Élisa" (1995).

    Nicole Appleton One of the sisters from the pop group All Saints in a topless scene from her movie debut in "Honest" (2000).

    Bjork ZonononZor 'caps the Icelandic "singer" as she appears nude in her latest video.

    Pat Reeder The Comedy Wire
    >From IMDB News. Tell the truth: you started this hotel fire, didn't you?...

    Model Escapes Burning Hotel Room In Thong

    Supermodel Molly Sims caused havoc on the latest Sports Illustrated swimwear edition shoot - by accidentally starting a fire in her hotel room. The pretty catwalk star was left running for her life wearing nothing but a thong and a loose-fitting pullover. The red-faced model says, "We had just finished shooting. We had eaten dinner, gone to bed, but I was cold because I had forgotten my sweatpants. I had this fire going in the room, I put on a sweater and this blue turquoise thong. I know, random outfit. All of a sudden, I'm like, 'Oh My God! My couch is on fire!' I bolted out of the room and people were still up from their dinner and I ran out in my cut-off sweater and blue thong. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy."

    Selma Jokes About Harrowing Nude Scene

    Selma Blair cracked jokes to help cast and crew feel comfortable after her naked rape scene in new movie Storytelling. In the harrowing scene, Blair's character is forced to yell racial slurs at black actor Robert Wisdom, while having intercourse with him. The scene was so graphic, director Todd Solondz was forced to digitally `shroud' it, in the finished film in order to avoid a dreaded adult-only rating. Blair, 29, admits she understands why the sex scene has caused such a fuss, and claims her years as a photography model helped her get naked for the part. She says, "I have no problem with nudity. I studied to be a photographer. I've posed for my friends. After the scene I was quick to put the robe on, because I didn't want other people to feel uncomfortable. People can't hug you if you're not dressed. As soon as Todd yelled, 'Cut, ' I told a joke: 'What do you call a girl run over by a truck? Patty.' Maybe that's how I felt."

    More Britney News
    By Jeannie Williams, USA TODAY

    Britney Spears didn't flash her breasts in Crossroads.

    Britney Spears didn't flash her breasts in a scene cut from her current movie, Crossroads. And she has no plans to guest on Sex and the City, though she is a fan of the steamy HBO show. According to an Internet report Tuesday, Crossroads co-star Taryn Manning said at a news conference that she, Spears and Zoe Saldana suggested the flashing scene when writers asked for ways the three pals might express their elation at winning a karaoke contest.

    That much is right. Crossroads producer Ann Carli says a montage was shot that included the three actresses "flashing" hotel guests - but they were shot from the neck up, with no nudity.

    The sequence was too long and the scene was cut.

    "The studio (Paramount) never even knew about it," says Carli.

    She added, "We're thinking of using it on the DVD. It's that innocent. It was a cute segment that didn't really work."

    Meanwhile, HBO says there's nothing to a report that Spears will guest on Sex and the City as the niece of Samantha Jones, played by Kim Cattrall, who appears in Crossroads as the mom who abandons Spears' character. Spears supposedly would have seduced Samantha's boyfriend.