One Fish, Two Fish
A change. Tuna is now our colleague on the page, and will be a regular daily contributor to the member's edition. Every day (or almost every day), the members' edition will feature additional material from Tuna, with nudity.

Tuna's contribution to this page today is Debby Harry in the ultra-strange "Videodrome". I've watched this movie two or three times, and I still don't know what's going on in some scenes. It doesn't matter that much, though. In the Cronenberg ride, strangeness is an integral part of the complete experience. The movie does have a creepy ambiance that makes for pretty effective audience mood manipulation, so you can feel what he wants you to feel even if you don't understand wht he's saying.

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A variety today. The pictures of Dana Douglas all have clear see-throughs or complete nipple-escapes. The Claudia is really sexy, and maybe a smidgen of aureola showing. The other three are basically non-nude.

Dana Douglas (#1 #2 #3 #4 Claudia Christina Kruse Chrystele St Louis Augustin Charlotte Connoley

RDO went crazy this week, with all of these caps from the mindless exploitation film, "I Spit on Your Grave". This no-budget flick was basically put together with a bunch of amateurs who never worked again, and deservedly so. I think the star, Camille Keaton, is the only one who had even the remote semblance of a career. She isn't bad, actually, but the rest of the cast would be laughable if teh subject matter weren't so graphic. One member of the gang is kinda slow, and he portrays his character with all the subtlety of Moose in the Archie comics. This movie was banned in several countries for brutal rape scenes, explicit nudity, and extreme violence. And I think some countries with good taste banned it just because it sucked. Basically, it's the female equivalent of Deliverance - city girl is repeatedly raped by hayseeds. They make the mistake of leaving her alive, and she returns to extract brutal revenge on them. RDO wrote, and I agree, that this movie exerts a certain hold on the audience. It's just so ugly that you have a hard time pulling away from it. Well, you long-termers know that RDO leaves no stone unturned. There's a ton of nudity, and he got all the essentials.

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new vidcap collages from Schmutzfink.

Jessica Stockmann-Stich in "Wie angelt man sich seinen Chef?" Jessica Stockmann-Stich in "Wie angelt man sich seinen Chef?" Sophie Schuett in "Wie angelt man sich seinen Chef?" Nicole Ansari in "One Man, Two Women, a baby , the good, the bad, the ugly, the restless, the cook, the thief, his wife, .... " Judy Deimling in "Gomez- Kopf oder Zahl" Katja Giamonna in "Die Wache" Sonja Kirchberger in "The True History of Men and Women" Stephanie Schmid in "School's Out" Sonja Kirchberger in "The True History of Men and Women" Laura Schuhrk in "The Elephant in my Bed"

Jenna Persaud, from Penthouse April, 1987 (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)

WhyScans presents a Page Three report each day. Yesterday: Alex, 20, from Merseyside. (#1, #2, #3, #4)

Gold is Debbie Linden, from 27 September, 1980

+ Ever wonder what the Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo", specializes in "outing" the harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. Frodo's comments:

"Joanne Choo has appeared as Miss August on one website. She even claims to be Miss Singapore. Since she sometimes works as Joanne Singapore on her own website ,, that would technically make her Miss Singapore. (scoop's note: well, unless that's her married name). You might guess that some of these pictures are not from her site"

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Jeebs must have come pretty close to scanning the entire edition of German GQ. Anderton is naked. Bundchen #3 is a nude. Auermann's bikini top is almost non-existent. Salma shows the side of her hip (that's pretty darned sexy). The others are teases. Courteney Cox looks a little odd trying to be sexy.
  • Courteney Cox
  • Zeta
  • Anderton
  • Auermann
  • Elsa Benitez
  • Bundchen
  • Bundchen
  • Bundchen
  • Sabrina Ferilli
  • Pam Anderson
  • Salma
  • Heidi Klum
  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Kylie Minogue
  • Courteney Cox


    Members Bonuses

    a "Trick", from Johnny Web

    Here's "Trick" again, featuring the healthy chest of Lorri Bagley. I did this last week with VHS. These are DVD caps, and the girl has some serious hooters. (#1, #2, #3)

    "Jacob's Ladder", from Tuna

    When Lawdog was holding the election for best drama of the 90's, I may have voted for this. How good is it? Well, I'll tell you. First, you must realize that it has a trick ending. But second, after I knew the surprise ending, I enjoyed the second viewing even more because I understood how much care went in to keeping the surprise consistent with all the scenes and details. You just keep saying "Now I get it!". It is really richly layered, beautifully acted by Tim Robbins and others, especially Danny Aiello, and moodily directed by Adrian Lyme. I think Lyme is brilliant. He is so good that even Macaulay Culkin is good under his direction. I really like this movie. I can't think of any other movie with a gimmicky ending that is just as good or better if you already know the gimmick.

    Elizabeth Pena provided the nudity.

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    "Never Talk to Strangers", from Tuna

    I haven't seen this movie, but Tuna said that (1) It's a good movie with a surprise ending (2) Antonio Banderas and DeMornay are sizzling (3) It's a film about Dissociative Personality Disorder (4) The DVD is quite poor quality

    (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10)

    Peta Wilson and SI MPGs from PicHound and Crow

    all of these .mpg's are 1.5 meg or less Peta Wilson in Mercy, part 1, Pic Hound version. Peta Wilson in Mercy, part 2, Pic Hound version. Peta Wilson in Mercy, part 1, Crow version. Peta Wilson in Mercy, part 2, Crow version. Stacey Williams in the making of the swimsuit edition, part 1, Pic Hound. Stacey Williams in the making of the swimsuit edition, part 2, Pic Hound. Stacey Williams in the making of the swimsuit edition, part 3, Pic Hound.

    Members Bonus

    Pet roundup is back to December 1999, with Jacqueline Phillips (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17)

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