Chromiumblue.com
Comments by Brainscan:
Cover Me Girls is a disc
that has three of the 13
episodes of
chromiumblue.com, a Zalman
King series that ran on
Showtime in 2002.
This show blew chunks,
industrial strength puke,
the production of which
usually requires zero
gravity or one serious
theme park ride. It
is self-consciously arty
like that scrawny white
guy we've all seen, with
Rasta hair and metal stuck
in his face who digs up a
tree stump and sprays it
with Krylon and submits it
to the local art
show. If you have to
ask what the fuck it means
you just are not worthy of
beholding its
magnificence. Zalman
King pretty much said that
at one point, when around
episode three, someone
asked him "What is this
crap?"
Now if he'd remained true
to his calling and had
gotten major hot gals to
take off their clothes and
strut their stuff, we
would ever so forgiving of
his pretensions. But
no. None of the
principal players does
anything more than wear a
bra that might have some
see-thru elements to it -
that would be former
Hefmate, Summer
Altice. All other
nekkidness if provided by
gals who show up for an
episode or two, or women
who often look just fine
but pass through,
unnamed. Of the
three episodes in this
disc, two give us some
uncoverage. The
episode that gives the
disc its title has Karla
Jensen, Melissa Manzana
(she is the apple of
someone's eye, I would
bet), Paqui Cabanilla and
Natividad Naevez (sharing
a shower; do not know who
is which) and a triplet of
unknowns.
A second episode, I Like
To Watch, has a stellar
beauty named Anastasia
Sarisibar in see-through
action, a hard-locking gal
named Alona
Thill-Miroshnychenko
showing T and A, and
another unknown.
The third episode ain't
got doodlie-squat when it
comes to logic, or a
story, or talent or
anything interesting,
including
nekkidness. Bottom
line here: the series was
awful and the three
episodes in this disc set
the standard for anything
atrocious that would ever
follow, in this of any
subsequent century.