You've
already seen
yesterday's
Spartacus in HD
2011
Television
and the
internet are
filled with
ads for
anti-depression
treatments,
but callously
ignore those
who want to
feel more
depressed. If
you can count
yourself in
that latter
group, here's
the movie for
you: extended
drug
sequences,
horrible
secrets,
failed lives,
suicides -
everything you
need to ruin
that progress
you've been
making at AA
and/or with
your
therapist.
Just one
viewing should
send you back
to you
brother-in-law's
couch for an
unshaven month
of
masturbation
after the
drunken binge
which will be
necessary to
erase this
film from your
memories.
I Melt With
You is a film
which debuted
at Sundance
last year, was
received
coldly, made
no deals, and
virtually
disappeared
until now. I
can see why it
has not
succeeded.
It's often as
annoying as it
is depressing,
but it does
feature a nude
scene with
four pretty
significant
male stars:
Tom Jane,
Jeremy Piven,
Christian
McKay, and Rob
Lowe. There's
also a bizarre
three-way sex
scene with two
guys and Sasha
Grey. Do you
remember those
scenes in
hippie-era
films which
attempted to
duplicate the
experience of
having or
trying to have
sex on acid?
Sure you do,
if you're old
enough. The
scenes would
be filled with
sitar music
and black
light posters
and trippy
camera tricks
like
exaggerated
zooms, color
distortions
and fish-eye
lens shots. If
you were
lucky, those
groovy,
far-out
effects didn't
totally ruin
the nudity for
you.
Well, if you
really miss
that kind of
action,
this
scene is for
you.
