The Godson (1972) is a Harry Novak production written and directed by Bill Rotsler. Rotsler worked for Harry for about 15 years, and performed just about every task both in front of, and behind the camera. It is no accident that Something Weird was able to present such a clean DVD transfer. Harry Novak started film preservation long before the majors, and has every negative from every film he ever made in a climate controlled room. Of all of the exploitation giants, he had the least trouble of any selling his films throughout the US, and overseas. When asked why, he mentioned that he never made cheaters (not delivering what the advertising promised), shot everything on 35 mm Eastman stock, always shot synch sound, did not do any hard core, and frequently used union players and crew, who would work with him to supplement their income. A shorter answer would be that he made quality exploitation that always delivered. Most of the Something Weird releases feature some sort of commentary, and this is no exception, but I must admit that Novak is not the best of the bunch when it comes to doing commentary.

Tonight, I have covered Uschi Digard. Covering her is no easy task, and she was completely naked in this film, and had a lengthy three way where we clearly see her rubbing the goodies on a mans testicles doing a reverse cowgirl position. Tomorrow night, the rest of the images.

Movies:

Lost and Delirious (2001)

If you guys have been reading the page for a while, you know that I rarely have anything good to say about films which feature suicidal teenage girls. Lost and Delirious is not really an exception, but I cut it some slack since they are attractive naked lesbian suicidal teenage girls.

From all the movies I watch, I have concluded that lesbians commit suicide in overwrought and hyper-dramatic ways - jumping off a building in front of all her classmates, with a falcon on her arms, is the excellent method Perabo used in this film, but the preferred method of lesbian suicide is to walk into an English river with pockets full of heavy rocks. You could have seen that one in two high-budget movies last year: The Hours and Possession.

The hyperlink above goes to the scoopy.com page, which has both my review and Tuna's. Neither of us liked it, but Roger Ebert wrote an eloquent defense of his three and a half star rating. I still think the movie sucks, but his review is beautiful.

• Jessica Paré (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Piper Perabo (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

Other crap:

What're the odds?

• Cindy Crawford, topless and rear nudity as she lies in the sand.

• Helena Christensen. #1 is a gorgeous close up head shot. In #2 she's wet and nude, but covering the goodies. (1, 2)

• Kate Moss, topless. (1, 2)

• Simone, topless black and white scans (1, 2)

AUSTIN POWERS AS JULIE ANDREWS
Oh, Behave! - Mike Myers has signed a deal with Dreamworks to make a series of new movies in which he'll use cutting-edge CGI effects to insert himself as various comic characters into classic movies such as "The Sound of Music." Myers compares it to what rappers do with other people's records, and calls it "film sampling." Myers said, "Think of me as the Puff Daddy of film, or 'M. Diddy' or 'M & M' or just 'M.'"