"The Godson"

The Godson (1972) is a Harry Novak production written and directed by Bill Rotsler. Rotsler worked for Harry for about 15 years, and performed just about every task both in front of, and behind the camera. It is no accident that Something Weird was able to present such a clean DVD transfer. Harry Novak started film preservation long before the majors, and has every negative from every film he ever made in a climate controlled room. Of all of the exploitation giants, he had the least trouble of any selling his films throughout the US, and overseas. When asked why, he mentioned that he never made cheaters (not delivering what the advertising promised), shot everything on 35 mm Eastman stock, always shot synch sound, did not do any hard core, and frequently used union players and crew, who would work with him to supplement their income. A shorter answer would be that he made quality exploitation that always delivered. Most of the Something Weird releases feature some sort of commentary, and this is no exception, but I must admit that Novak is not the best of the bunch when it comes to doing commentary.

Tonight, I have covered Uschi Digard. Covering her is no easy task, and she was completely naked in this film, and had a lengthy three way where we clearly see her rubbing the goodies on a mans testicles doing a reverse cowgirl position. Tomorrow night, the rest of the images.

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  • Uschi Digard (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    Lost and Delirious (2001)

    If you guys have been reading the page for a while, you know that I rarely have anything good to say about films which feature suicidal teenage girls. Lost and Delirious is not really an exception, but I cut it some slack since they are attractive naked lesbian suicidal teenage girls.

    From all the movies I watch, I have concluded that lesbians commit suicide in overwrought and hyper-dramatic ways - jumping off a building in front of all her classmates, with a falcon on her arms, is the excellent method Perabo used in this film, but the preferred method of lesbian suicide is to walk into an English river with pockets full of heavy rocks. You could have seen that one in two high-budget movies last year: The Hours and Possession.

    The hyperlink above goes to the scoopy.com page, which has both my review and Tuna's. Neither of us liked it, but Roger Ebert wrote an eloquent defense of his three and a half star rating. I still think the movie sucks, but his review is beautiful.

    • Jessica Paré (1, 2, 3, 4)
    • Piper Perabo (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)


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    What're the odds?



    NBA Draft 2003: Team to draft LeBron James   Closing Date: Apr 15, 2003 12:00

    Bet Selections Win Odds
    Cleveland Cavaliers 2/1
    Denver Nuggets 3/1
    Toronto Raptors 5/1
    Memphis Grizzles 5/1
    Atlanta Hawks 6/1
    Chicago Bulls 7/1
    Miami Heat 8/1
    Los Angeles Clippers 9/1
    Seattle Supersonics 16/1
    New York Knicks 17/1
    Golden State Warriors 22/1
    Milwaukee Bucks 25/1
    Washington Wizards 30/1
    Los Angeles Lakers 50/1
    Houston Rockets 50/1
    Minnesota Timberwolves 50/1
    Philadelphia 76ers 50/1
    Orlando Magic 50/1
    New Orleans Hornets 50/1

    I'll bet that Jordan will stay another year if the Wizards get LeBron, unlikely though that may be.

    Tiger Woods Special Propositions 2003  Closing Date: Apr 10, 2003 08:00

    Bet Selections Win Odds
    Woods wins the US Masters 7/4
    Woods wins the US Open 2/1
    Woods wins British Open 5/2
    Woods wins US PGA 5/2
    Woods wins all 4 Titles 40/1




    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Marsie's latest look back at an Issue of the French Photo magazine. These great scans from the December 1993 issue.
    • Cindy Crawford, topless and rear nudity as she lies in the sand.

    • Helena Christensen. #1 is a gorgeous close up head shot. In #2 she's wet and nude, but covering the goodies. (1, 2)

    • Kate Moss, topless. (1, 2)

    • Simone, topless black and white scans (1, 2)

    Anna Maria Rizzoli
    (1, 2)

    The Italian actress topless, showing some leg, and wearing a soaking wet outfit in scenes from the movie "La Compagna di viaggio" (1980).

    Carmen Villani Topless in the 1976 Italian movie "Passi furtivi in una notte boia".

    Laura Morante
    (1, 2, 3)

    Another Italian actress, but this time in a Spanish movie. Morante shows breasts bum and bush in scenes from "La Mirada del otro" (1998).

    Ornella Muti The long time star of Italian cinema nude in her prime! Breasts and bush views in scenes from "L'Ultima donna" (1976).

    Sabrina Siani Toplessness and a thong view from the Italian movie "Incontro nell'ultimo paradiso" (1982).

    Serena Grandi Tons of cleavage and some see-thru bush from "La Compagna di viaggio" (1980).

    Valentina Cervi Beautiful toplessness from "Artemisia" (1997).

    Diane Lane
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Showing breasts, legs and an upskirt view in her very sexy performacne from "Unfaithful" (2002). 'Caps by Titi.

    Marianne Boyer
    Renée Soutendijk
    Saskia Ten Batenburg

    Dann takes a look at the Dutch film "Spetters" (1980), directed by Paul Verhoeven. All 3 ladies are topless and Soutendijk and Ten Batenburg both can be seen holding on to a dude's 3rd leg.

    Joanne Guest
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

    The British TV babe posing topless and showing off her bum in these scans from one of her calendars.

    Carmen Electra Partial breast exposure while she's out on the town.

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Oh, Behave! - Mike Myers has signed a deal with Dreamworks to make a series of new movies in which he'll use cutting-edge CGI effects to insert himself as various comic characters into classic movies such as "The Sound of Music." Myers compares it to what rappers do with other people's records, and calls it "film sampling." Myers said, "Think of me as the Puff Daddy of film, or 'M. Diddy' or 'M & M' or just 'M.'"

  • "M" as in "Make him stop!"
  • At last, we could have a James Bond movie with "M" in it!
  • I can already imagine the review: "'To Kill A Mockingbird' has never been so funny!"
  • How did we ever enjoy "The Sound of Music" without Fat Bastard singing "My Favorite Things" to a dessert cart?

    You've Been Warned!! - Britain's The People newspaper reports that Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham has invited the other four ex-Spice Girls to a lavish dinner, their first full reunion in five years, in hopes that they're ready to bury the hatchet and do a comeback tour that could earn them $70 million.

  • I'd pay that much to see them bury hatchets in each other.
  • Posh will bury the hatchet in anyone who doesn't agree to do it.
  • $70 million is good money, but they get free insurance coverage at Burger King.
  • It could be sponsored by Old Spice.
  • We don't need them anymore: if we want to see a bunch of hot chicks singing off-key, we can watch "American Idol."

    And She Would Be Shaken, Not Stirred - Experts at London's Science Museum say they have worked out the mathematical formula for the perfect Bond Girl. After studying 20 007 films, they said Bond has had 21 brunettes, 12 blondes, five black-haired women and three redheads. Averaging them all, the perfect Bond Girl would be a 5-foot-7 British brunette with brown eyes whose measurements are 35-23-34. No one woman has fit every category, but Diana Rigg in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" came the closest.

  • The farthest from the perfect formula: Dame Judi Dench.
  • We all know who James Bond would pick: Octopussy.
  • The average Bond Girl would also have an IQ of 80, but that's just Denise Richards throwing off the curve.
  • This study is the closest the guys at the Science Museum have ever come to having a sex life.