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season two

today: episode nine

Ivana Milicevic



Aline Stinus

Good People


Kate Hudson



Laura Misch Owens



Friends was a comedy show that went for 11 years, from 1994 to 2004, so it must have something going for it. It must be still popular given that it is still on high rotation on TV, at least here in Australia. There’s no nudity but the women do look good, especially Jennifer Aniston. This concludes the show with these caps coming from the tenth and last series, with episodes made in 2003 and 2004.

Episode 1 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss (2003)

Aisha Tyler

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 2 The One Where Ross Is Fine (2003)

Aisha Tyler

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 3 The One with Ross's Tan (2003)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Coolidge

Episode 4 The One with the Cake (2003)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 5 The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits (2003)

Aisha Tyler

Christina Applegate

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 6 The One with Ross' Grant (2003)

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 8 The One with the Late Thanksgiving (2003)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 9 The One with the Birth Mother (2004)

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 10 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (2004)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 11 The One Where the Stripper Cries (2004)

Ellen Pompeo

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 12 The One with Phoebe's Wedding (2004)

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 13 The One Where Joey Speaks French (2004)

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 14 The One with Princess Consuela (2004)

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 15 The One Where Estelle Dies (2004)

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 16 The One with Rachel's Going Away Party (2004)

Anna Faris

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 19 The Last One/ Part 1 (2004)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Lisa Kudrow

Episode 20 The Last One/ Part 2 (2004)

Courteney Cox

Jennifer Aniston

Male Fantasy


Movie about a guy who goes on to fulfill a sex bucket list.

Bonnie Catterson: boobs falling out of black dress.

Sarah Macauley & Himari Murayama: both topless in lesbian scene.


 Bonnie Catterson: topless in an episode from The Outer Limits.

From Beneath


Low budget horror.

Lauren Watson: very nice bra and panties.

The Morning After

(2007, short)

Comedy about a couple who wake up after a one-night stand but can't remember what they did.

Sarah Smyth: brassiere, lesbian kiss.

Lauren Spring: brassiere, lesbian kiss.

Anatomy of Deception

(2014, TV movie)

Another Saw rip-off.

Miranda Frigon: partial boob after she takes off her brassiere.

 Lexi Atkins: skivvies tied up.

Blanca Blanco: brassiere in sex video.


(tv series, episode The Undoing, s2e01)

Laura Vandervoort: buns in sex scene without the use of a stunt butt.

Jordan Madley:* takes off her panties and sits on guy's face. Senor Skin made a wrong ID on his website.That's Jordan Madley tickling her clit with the guy's nose, not Kaitlyn Leeb. Leeb is not in the credits.

Genelle Williams: tight jeans tied up betting her bare belly probed.


(season 3 trailer)
Begins next Thursday on History (aka the Hitler but now the Haggling Network)
trailer: Katheryn Winnick, Alyssa Sutherland, Jessalyn Gilsig.

"Mr. D"

(tv series, episode Callaghan's Daughter, s4e04)

Lauren Hammersley plays a teacher who skirts the school's dress code on short skirts by wearing the school's schoolgirl uniform.

  Lauren Hammersley: very nice legs.

Shitt's Creek

(tv series, episode Wine and Roses, s1e06)

Germany is going to have their own version of the series called "Fucking, Austria." And the Austrailians will have "Rooting Billabong"

Annie Murphy: clingy wet white blouse revealing black brassiere underneath.

Jennifer Robertson: cleavage in leotards.


(tv series, episode Densho, s2e04)

Kyra Zagorsky: partial boob while nude under sheet.


(le English-speaking series, episode Tribe, s2e04)

Laurence Leboeuf: brassiere taking off her paintball fighting uniform.


(la French-speaking series, à la saison trois, le s3e03)

The original Quebec series is currently a year ahead of the English series.

Julie Perreault: le nue.

Louise Portal: le GILF.

Véronique Beaudet & Magalie Lépine-Blondeau: les nue lésbiennes.

Here's a list of the French actresses and their English counterparts:
Catherine Bérubé – Laurence Leboeuf
Véronique Beaudet - Mylène Dinh-Robic
Julie Perreault – Maxim Roy
Louise Portal - Jayne Heitmeyer
Magalie Lépine-Blondeau – Tattiawna Jones
Fanny Mallette - Sarah Allen

"Unité 9"

(le tv series, le s3e17)

Frédérique Dufort: very stacked and sexy.

"Mémoires Vives"

(le tv series, le s3e17)

  Catherine Renaud & Dominique Quesnel: post-coital lesbian sex scene

L'Amour au Temps de la Guerre Civile

(2014, le movie, le trailer, aka "Love in the Time of Civil War"

This movie opened up in Quebec theatres last week but if you're thinking of seeing it with your girlfriend Fifi, it's so gay that Brokeback Mountain will look like Bert & Ernie by comparison.

Catherine-Audrey Lachapelle: le nue sex scene.

Ana Christina Alva: le sexy.

More murder-porn featured on Oprah Winfrey's Oompah Loompah Network:

Motives and Murders: Cracking the Case

(tv series, episode Identifying Remains, s4e01)

Season four opened about a troupe of strippers, one whose pimp is her abusive incestuous stepfather.

Megan Hughes-Jones: sexy as stripper, bikini in lesbian scene.

Bea Santos: sexy as stripper, bikini in lesbian scene.

Carmen Corcoz: sexy as stripper.

Erica Lane: partial boob as stripper.


  Megan Hughes-Jones: 36D bikini top from her instagram account.

"Paradise Lost"

(tv series, episode Baby Snatcher, s1e03)

Heather Marie Annis: bikini top.

"Surviving Evil"

(tv series, season two)

episode: "Betrayal of Trust" (s2e01)

Kathleen Pollard: stripped down to her panties as rape victim.

episode: "The Girl in the Box" (s2e02)

  Becky shrimpton: brassiere, cleavage as rape victim.

episode: "Killer Smile" (s2e04)

Nicole Smashnuk: skivvies as rape victim, later nude but in body stocking.

Now scraping the bottom of the barrel are these comedy docu-dramas featured on Discovery's ID4 network. They're produced entirely in the United States and don't have the production values of their Canadian counterparts. All of the sex is fully clothed with bra and panties at the most revealing.

Sex Sent Me to the ER

Sex Sent Me to the Slammer



Julia is a rape revenge thriller set in New York where Julia (Ashley C. Williams from The Human Centipede) goes to a bloke's house on the assumption of a date, only to be drugged, gang-raped and left for dead. She struggles back home and struggles to cope with it all. One evening while drinking in a bar, she overhears a conversation where one girl describes that a friend had improved dramatically after going to radical therapy to get over her rape. After being laughed at by the person who told the story, she is tracked down by Sadie (Tahyna Tozzi) who gets her into intense therapy which is a combination of therapy sessions from Dr. Sgundud (Jack Noseworthy) and how to attract men lessons from Sadie. Things are going well, even more so when Julia, Sadie and members of the doctor's clandestine group ritualistically kill the man who set up her sexual assault. But, something triggers in Julia, who is now very friendly with Sadie and she castrates and murders a man. Meanwhile, Adam (Brad Koed), a reluctant member of the group that raped Julia and helped her live when left for dead, walks into the surgery where she works and attempts to make amends with her. But, Julia is too far gone and uses him to set up the rest of her revenge. Sadie tells the doctor about Julia's behaviour and he decides to end her therapy permanently. Except...

Yeah, rape revenge movies are all pretty much the same except for the level of violence in the humiliation and/or revenge. Julia is a pretty violent movie including a graphic castration scene (oh joy...), but decides to only briefly show the rape scene. But, its point of difference is probably its major downfall. The whole therapy cult thing seems way too far-fetched, particularly as it's never really elaborated on and leads to a fairly ridiculous ending. The doctor's motives are pretty batshit crazy as well. Where the film works well is in the transformation of Julia from mousy victim to unstoppable predator. The relationship between Julia and Sadie works well and both actresses are pretty good if completely glum (particularly impressed with Tozzi's flawless American accent, it probably helps that neither Julia or Sadie say all that much). Worth a look if you're into the genre, but by no means a classic. Watch out though, it's castration happy...

Ashley C Williams film clips (collages below)


Tahyna Tozzi film clip (collage below)

TV and Film Clips

Erika Marozsan and Ina Weisse in Ich Will Dich (2015)

Kat Foster in The Dramatics: a Comedy (2015)

Kim Basinger and Theresa Bischof in I am Here (2014)



Maggie Gyllenhaal in Frank (2014) in 720p

Isabelle Huppert, Nicole Wicht, and Anna Baldaccini in Every Man For Himself (1980) in 720p




Pics and Collages

Dakota Fanning in Very Good Girls


Amber Rose

Bai Ling

Charli XCX

Maitland Ward

Micaela Schafer


Rose McGowan