Friday

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

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Vengeance of the Zombies

(1973)

Written by the prolific horror veteran Paul Naschy, and starring him in multiple roles as usual,  Vengeance of the Zombies is about ... (wait for it) ...  zombies realizing vengeance.

I think.

Famous half-naked women are turned into zombies by evil voodoo rituals and made to kill their own family members, all of whom have some connection to India. We see the story through the eyes of Rommy, who is fascinated by a mystic named Krishna (Paul Naschy), despite the fact that his brother (also Paul Naschy) has horrible burn scars and is not very nice. She goes to visit them in the country, where the final act of revenge and deification of the leader is to take place. Scotland Yard is cold on the trail, as is Rommy's professor/author boyfriend.

The acting, especially in action scenes, is laughably bad, and the story is far less than brilliant. The film does include a fast zombie, and there's some blood-drinking and bondage for those that enjoy that sort of thing, but I found little or nothing to like.

IMDb: 4.0.

Scoop's note: Unbelievably enough, this film is available in Blu-Ray!

 

Mirta Miller, as Paul Naschy's girl friend and assistant, shows breasts.

Aurora de Alba, as a victim, shows breasts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Eastern Promises

(2007)

Tereza Srbova shows the entire front side as she is taken from behind by Viggo.

Film clip.

 

 

 

Serving Sara

(2002)

Beautiful Elizabeth Hurley failed to deliver the goods but looked sexy

Film clip.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

"Friends"

Jennifer Aniston

Episode 213

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Close Your Eyes and Hold Me

(1996)

Japanese movie. Capped it a while back but the clips are new. Weird-ass movie that stars Kumiko Takeda, former child star in Japan. Kumiko plays a transvestite ... a dude ... who does both a salaryman and his wife when each becomes obsessed with her. I mean him. I think. No matter, Ms. Takeda is lovely, so in addition to the clips I am sending along a bunch of scans done by others. Natsue Yoshimura plays the wife. She is scrawny but feminine in a way that only a Japanese woman can be.

Kumiko Takeda

(film clips)

From the film

From other sources

 

 

 

Natsue Yoshimura

(film clips)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jane Birkin in Cannabis

Two sets of film clips from ISeeYou.com: Baelyn Neff and Rosanna Arquette

Sarah Silverman in I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With

A Gisele see-through from Harper's
Jordan (Katie Price) falls out of her dress, intentionally I suppose
Lohan - no nudity, but lots of cleavage and looking healthy for a change.
Tyra Banks, stuffing a wild bikini.

Isela Vega in Muecas de Medianoche

(film clip)