Wednesday

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beerfest

2006

Scoop's notes: Pretty funny movie. I liked it. Tuna LOVED it. For those of you who are fans of Broken Lizard's lowbrow comedies, they have announced that their next one will be Super Troopers 2, which is tentatively slated to be released next year.

Candace Smith film clip (1920x800). Collages below.

Sarah Figoten film clip (1920x800). Collages below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Wild at Heart

1990

The time machine goes back almost two decades for boobage from both Laura Dern and Charlie Spradling. Caps and a clip.


Spradling

Scoop's note: Sprads was a mighty attractive women, don't ya think? I have no idea what happened to her. She disappeared from showbiz without a trace, somewhere around 2002. Even before that, 1998-2002, her resume was virtually empty. She was only 21 when she did Wild at Heart. David Lynch really had an eye for young talent when he made this film. Spradling did not go on to stardom, but the rest of the cast did much better. Nic Cage and Crispin Glover were 25 at the time, Laura Dern 22.

Speaking of Dern ...

 

 

TV Land

Isla Fisher visits "Letterman" and offers a quick upskirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

         
   

Hollywood Sex Fantasy

2001

Part 3 of ?

Flower Edwards

Small sample below.

 

 
   
         

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

 

Slap Shot

 1976

Melinda Dillon

  Scoop's notes: this movie is currently rated among the top fifteen sports movies of all time at IMDb, and is the #2 hockey movie (and probably should be #1)

The top 13:

Title rating # votes
Raging Bull (1980) 8.4 72203
Hoop Dreams (1994) 8.0 8206
Rocky (1976) 8.0 71430
61* (2001) (TV) 7.8 6841
Remember the Titans (2000) 7.5 40690
Miracle (2004) 7.5 13692
Hoosiers (1986) 7.5 12695
Natural, The (1984) 7.4 14687
Sandlot, The (1993) 7.4 15114
Siu lam juk kau (2001) 7.3 19324
Rudy (1993) 7.3 14960
Jerry Maguire (1996) 7.3 67249
Slap Shot (1977) 7.2 12284

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

Brooklyn Decker shows a breast (accidentally?) in an SI video

Colleen Parker in The Scratch

 

 

Film Clips

Barbara Goenaga in Los Cronocrimines

Carla Gugino in Jaded. Carla is another woman whose looks have improved with age. I think she's one red-hot mama now, but she was not particularly attractive in her youth, except for the jumbo jacks.

Here's the scene where Carla goes skinny-dipping with, then gets assaulted by, Riya Kihlstedt and Anna Levine.

A new collage/video of the best parts of Wild Things, with a remixed sound track.

Jaimee Foxworth in a porno (My Baby Got Back #29)

Warning, this is some 15 minutes of actual hard-core porn. (Sample right.) The only thing that makes it interesting to us is that Jaimee was a child TV star in 1989-1993, as Judy on Family Matters. IMDb reports: "After a few seasons her character went upstairs and never returned. Her part was discontinued because producers chose not to develop her character." (Read between the lines!!)

According to her she never saw a penny of the money she made on the show. "It was a hard adjustment, I didn't really have any friends and people seem to think you're rich because they've seen you on TV, but actually, I wasn't. I never saw a cent of the money I'd earned. When I turned 20 my family filed for bankruptcy and a judge allowed my money from my trust fund to go toward bailing the family out of debt. All of my money went to cover the bankruptcy. I couldn't believe it. In an instant I was dead broke."