Tuna's still recovering from surgery and is taking the day off. He'll be back soon with more 'caps and movie reviews.

Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


I watched some seriously bad films today.

Sally is a terrible road picture with Rachel Leigh Cook. There is no nudity, but Cook spends most of the movie in a white t-shirt and does a love scene while wearing a towel.

  • Rachel Leigh Cook (1, 2, 3)

Shampoo is the legendary fictionalized account of the career of the late Jay Sebring, hairdresser to the stars. I guess the movie was considered pretty good back  in 1975, but it is not good at all. The real Sebring was a notorious seducer (obviously, he wasn't gay), and was among the people killed by the Manson family on the same night they killed Sharon Tate.

A Little Sex is a dreadful romantic comedy, which is neither romantic nor funny. Not very well acted, either. And the love scene was obscured  in post-production by adding some phoney-baloney digital candles. And the stars are Kate Capshaw and Otter, who ain't exactly Leigh and Gable. 'Nuff said.

  • Kate Capshaw. (1, 2, 3)

Thomas in Love is a strange French movie about the future of cyber sex. The main character is never seen. We watch the world through his eyes. He's also agoraphobic, and spends his entire life on the internet, so the entire movie basically consists of the images on his computer screen overlaid with English subtitles. (It's in French, so we don't  understand his voice, yet his voice is all we have to identify him, since he's never seen. That predicament makes it pretty damned hard to relate to him, and explains why the movie never reached more than three screens in the USA, even though it isn't a bad flick.)




Other crap


Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Graphic Response
  • Bibí Andersen, full frontal nudity from the Pedro Almodóvar movie "Kika" (1993).

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

Molly Parker
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

The Canadian actress shows breasts and bum in the indie film "The Center of the World".

Tracy Shaw 'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

Scoops, This is a re-edit collage of Tracy Shaw showing full frontal and full dorsal nudity on stage in The Blue Room.

Emily Mortimer Emily looking good in leather, showing a bit of leg and briefly baring a breast in a bath tub love scene from the movie "Formula 51". This Samuel L. Jackson movie was recently released on DVD, but really isn't worth the price of the rental...unless of course you want to see Jackson wearing a kilt.

Jennifer Garner Showing some pokies at the "Daredevil" premiere.

Krista Allen
(1, 2)

The sexy, former "Emmanuelle" showing a bunch of cleavage on a recent episode of the FOX series "Fastlane". Vidcaps by DeadLamb.

Susan George
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

Very nice topless 'caps by Mr. Nude Celeb from the 1971 movie "Straw Dogs".

Shakira The Latina pop star showing some cleavage. A great scan by IMF from the March '03 issue of Blender magazine.

Uma Thurman Young, topless and beautful! Excellent topless 'caps by nmd from "Dangerous Liaisons" (1988).

Gina Gershon
(1, 2)

Elizabeth Berkley
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

Bobbie Phillips

Rena Riffel
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Rena Riffel and Elizabeth Berkley
(1, 2, 3)

It's a slow news day, so here's a little hard drive clean up with a whole bunch of nudity from the immortal cinema classic "Showgirls".

Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...

Voted "Most Popular" - In Italy, selling marijuana is illegal, but having it for personal use is not. So when a 17-year-old boy was caught on a school field trip with 40 joints of hashish, he was not prosecuted. He claimed he planned to share it with two other students and a teacher, and the judge ruled that "it could easily have been consumed" during the trip, so he was freed.

  • It was an all-day field trip to the Twinkie factory.
  • The teacher had said, "If you bring something for yourself, you have to bring enough for everybody!"
  • What was this judge smoking?
  • He would've shared it with the bus driver, too, but he only had 40 joints.

    Raise Your...Rates - Nevada needs revenue, so Assemblywoman Sheila Leslie has proposed taxing prostitution. She wants the 7.3 percent state amusement tax to be levied on brothels. Opponents say it could devastate rural economies which depend on local taxes from small brothels by driving them out of business.

  • Something tells me brothels will never go out of business.
  • That's taxes for you: even when you're getting screwed, you're getting screwed.
  • Maybe the hookers could pay the politicians taxes in the form of gift certificates.

    So Mad, They Could Bust - Dr. Paulo Matsudo, head of the Brazilian Society of Plastic Surgery, says the nation is facing a crisis: Brazil is suffering a silicone shortage. With the carnival starting March 1, so many women want breast implants - and now, buttock implants, too - that operations are at record levels. They're losing sales because imports aren't sufficient to meet the demand.

  • They considered using implants filled with salt water, but it might drain the oceans.
  • If you want really firm breasts, they're now filling implants with silicone tub and tile caulk.
  • They may have to build a transcontinental fake boob pipeline direct from Los Angeles.

    What A Turkey! - George Clooney wigged out in front of a roomful of film writers at the Berlin Film Festival after a Turkish journalist admitted he'd found "Solaris" to be "boring." Clooney responded, "I find you fascinating. You crack me up, man. You just wanted to get up and be a rat, you know that? You just wanted to get up and say something rotten. What a jerk! I mean honestly, you know, what a (expletive) thing to say!...You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk!"

  • Same thing George W. Bush says when Clooney tells him how to be president.
  • He does this in front of a room full of film critics, and he says BUSH is dumb!
  • He's insulted by the word "boring!" Why, he'll have you know it's the strongest anesthetic since the invention of chloroform!
  • But it WAS boring! It was so slow that during Clooney's nude scenes, you could actually watch the hair on his butt growing!