Tuna's still recovering from surgery and is taking the day off. He'll be back soon with more 'caps and movie reviews.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
I watched some seriously bad films today.
Sally is a
terrible road picture with Rachel Leigh Cook. There is no nudity, but Cook
spends most of the movie in a white t-shirt and does a love scene while
wearing a towel.
is the legendary fictionalized account of the career of the late Jay
Sebring, hairdresser to the stars. I guess the movie was considered
pretty good back in 1975, but it is not good at all. The real
Sebring was a notorious seducer (obviously, he wasn't gay), and was
among the people killed by the Manson family on the same night they
killed Sharon Tate.
A Little Sex
is a dreadful romantic comedy, which is neither romantic nor funny. Not
very well acted, either. And the love scene was obscured in
post-production by adding some phoney-baloney digital candles. And the
stars are Kate Capshaw and Otter, who ain't exactly Leigh and Gable. 'Nuff
Thomas in Love
is a strange French movie about the future of cyber sex. The main
character is never seen. We watch the world through his eyes. He's
also agoraphobic, and spends his entire life on the internet, so the
entire movie basically consists of the images on his computer screen
overlaid with English subtitles. (It's in French, so we don't
understand his voice, yet his voice is all we have to identify him,
since he's never seen. That predicament makes it pretty damned hard
to relate to him, and explains why the movie never reached more than
three screens in the USA, even though it isn't a bad flick.)
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- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
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Locke, or somebody else besides me)
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- Bibí Andersen, full frontal nudity from the Pedro Almodóvar movie "Kika" (1993).
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
|The Canadian actress shows breasts and bum in the indie film "The Center of the World".
||'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Scoops, This is a re-edit collage of Tracy Shaw showing full frontal and full dorsal nudity on stage in The Blue Room.
||Emily looking good in leather, showing a bit of leg and briefly baring a breast in a bath tub love scene from the movie "Formula 51". This Samuel L. Jackson movie was recently released on DVD, but really isn't worth the price of the rental...unless of course you want to see Jackson wearing a kilt.
||Showing some pokies at the "Daredevil" premiere.
|The sexy, former "Emmanuelle" showing a bunch of cleavage on a recent episode of the FOX series "Fastlane". Vidcaps by DeadLamb.
|Very nice topless 'caps by Mr. Nude Celeb from the 1971 movie "Straw Dogs".
||The Latina pop star showing some cleavage. A great scan by IMF from the March '03 issue of Blender magazine.
||Young, topless and beautful! Excellent topless 'caps by nmd from "Dangerous Liaisons" (1988).
Rena Riffel and Elizabeth Berkley
|It's a slow news day, so here's a little hard drive clean up with a whole bunch of nudity from the immortal cinema classic "Showgirls".
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
KID WITH 40 HASH JOINTS RELEASED
Voted "Most Popular" - In Italy, selling marijuana is illegal, but having
it for personal use is not. So when a 17-year-old boy was caught on a
school field trip with 40 joints of hashish, he was not prosecuted. He
claimed he planned to share it with two other students and a teacher, and
the judge ruled that "it could easily have been consumed" during the trip,
so he was freed.
It was an all-day field trip to the Twinkie factory.
The teacher had said, "If you bring something for yourself, you have to
bring enough for everybody!"
What was this judge smoking?
He would've shared it with the bus driver, too, but he only had 40
NEVADA MAY TAX PROSTITUTION
Raise Your...Rates - Nevada needs revenue, so Assemblywoman Sheila Leslie
has proposed taxing prostitution. She wants the 7.3 percent state
amusement tax to be levied on brothels. Opponents say it could devastate
rural economies which depend on local taxes from small brothels by driving
them out of business.
Something tells me brothels will never go out of business.
That's taxes for you: even when you're getting screwed,
you're getting screwed.
Maybe the hookers could pay the politicians taxes in the form of gift
BRAZIL FACING FAKE BOOB SHORTAGE
So Mad, They Could Bust - Dr. Paulo Matsudo, head of the Brazilian Society
of Plastic Surgery, says the nation is facing a crisis: Brazil is suffering
a silicone shortage. With the carnival starting March 1, so many women
want breast implants - and now, buttock implants, too - that operations are
at record levels. They're losing sales because imports aren't sufficient
to meet the demand.
They considered using implants filled with salt water, but it might
drain the oceans.
If you want really firm breasts, they're now filling implants with
silicone tub and tile caulk.
They may have to build a transcontinental fake boob pipeline direct from
CLOONEY'S DANGEROUS MIND MELTS DOWN
What A Turkey! - George Clooney wigged out in front of a roomful of film
writers at the Berlin Film Festival after a Turkish journalist admitted
he'd found "Solaris" to be "boring." Clooney responded, "I find you
fascinating. You crack me up, man. You just wanted to get up and be a
rat, you know that? You just wanted to get up and say something rotten.
What a jerk! I mean honestly, you know, what a (expletive) thing to
say!...You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a
film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk!"
Same thing George W. Bush says when Clooney tells him how to be
He does this in front of a room full of film critics, and he says BUSH
He's insulted by the word "boring!" Why, he'll have you know it's the
strongest anesthetic since the invention of chloroform!
But it WAS boring! It was so slow that during Clooney's nude scenes,
you could actually watch the hair on his butt growing!