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It's the end of an era....for those who have not yet heard the news, "Baywatch" has been cancelled! Of course for most folks the show ended with the departure of Pam Anderson and/or Lord Hasselhoff. Apparently moving to Hawaii and hiring Krista Allen and Mr. Miyagi were not enough to keep the boobs bouncing in slow motion on the beach.

Rest in Peace Baywatch, your contribution to television changed the world forever, you will be missed.

Last chance to vote in the Great American Football Movie Poll. Vote for your favorite football film here. For anyone who has had trouble trying to vote in Netscape, use this link.

"Black Moon Rising" (1986)

Black Moon Rising (1986) is a very ordinary action/thriller staring Tommy Lee Jones as a thief who works freelance for the government. Linda Hamilton is a car thief, and is employed by a huge car-stealing corporation. Black Moon is an experimental car that breaks land speed records and runs off of water. Jones is ordered to grab tax records of a suspect company by the feds, hides them in Black Moon, and Hamilton steals Black Moon.

In the process of getting the tape for the feds, Jones steals Black Moon back, gets beat up and beds Hamilton. Hamilton briefly exposes a breast while having boring sex with Jones. There is also a very uneventful high-speed chase. Maltin is over-generous and awards it a BOMB. IMDB readers say 5.2/10. It somehow grossed $6.83m. If you have not yet seen this one, you are smarter than I am.

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  • Linda Hamilton (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    I'll have about 50 pictures ready for tomorrow (a few movies, Celebrity Sleuth review, and TomCat), but I don't have a thing today!

    In response to your questions, how studios create the theatrical versions, how they do the mastering for videos, some thoughts on "widescreen vs full screen" for the layman. (Will explain in there somewhere why perverts like us sometimes prefer the full screen version, even if directors hate them)

    Graphic Response
  • Teresa Ann Savoy from "Caligula".

  • RDO
    Comments by RDO:
    Haven't seen DVD caps of 1981's "Montenegro yet". At least not that I recall. So here they are. Some are dimly lit and distant, but they are what they are after all.

    Susan Anspach
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    As RDO mentioned...some dim lighting that takes a bit getting used to to see the goodies. Links #4 and 5 feature full frontal nudity. Links #6 and 7 show clear, well lit breast exposure.

    Lisbeth Zachrisson
    (1, 2)

    Not so much dim lighting as it is odd lighting. Limited breast exposure here, but clear frontal nudity link #2.

    Patricia Gelin
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

    These are all well lit and with the exception of links #1 and 2, show all kinds of nudity. But that isn't really the main attraction here! What's really worth looking at is the Dildo Robot! It's like the porno version of Battlebots! Actually they just strapped a dildo to the turret of a remote control tank. But watch as Patricia "plays" with her new toy. If you're on a slower connection, or don't feel like downloading all of these...links #3,4, 11 and 12 offer the best summary of this scene.

    Patsy Kensit
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Has Patsy ever looked better? The new boobs look fantastic in these images from the March issue of Arena.
  • #1 and #2 are no holds barred, excellent topless scans.
  • #3 is better version of the image we ran yesterday.
  • #4 is a companion to 1 and 2, but with only the slightest hint of nipple.
  • The rest are less revealing images from the issue, including the cover (#7)

  • Julia Stiles
    (1, 2)

    Also from Arena, the young actress rating about 8.2 on the pokie-meter.

    Arielle Dombasle

    Daryl Hannah

    Marie Gillain

    Monica Bellucci

    Sophie Guillemin


    A collection of scans from "Le Nouveau Cinema" Featuring partial breast exposure, and cleavage.

    and ...
    Laetitia Casta No nudity in this one, but if you a Casta fan (and who isn't) this is an excellent addition for a collection. A huge tribute collage (about 412k) by SV.

    Gisele Bundchen From Beercaps, here is Gisele on Leno. Her dress offers an interesting semi-see-thru-form-fitting-semi-pokie combo.

    Angela Lindvall I see her modeling career is picking up where Milla Jovovich's left off...somewhere in Freakyland. Once you get past the weirdness, you may notice that she is wearing a very see-thru top, and the goodies under the clothes aren't too shabby.

    Claudia Michelsen From Germany...Cleavage and pokies from 1995's "Mörderische Zwillinge". Vidcaps by UC99.

    Nancy Allen Going back a few years....full frontal nudity from 1976's "Carrie", by Scanman.

    Ladies of Star Trek From Klingon, an interesting little collection of all of the babes from the world of Trek. Some images are nude, others are just sexy poses.
    The Funnies
    Reasons Why It's Great to be a Guy:

  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • Movie nudity is virtually always female.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • Monday Night Football.
  • The bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
  • When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
  • A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
  • You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
  • You understand why the movie "Stripes" is funny.
  • You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
  • If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
  • The National College Cheer leading Championship.
  • You don't have to shave below your neck.
  • If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
  • Flowers fix everything.
  • You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
  • Three pair of shoes is more than enough.
  • Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
  • Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
  • You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
  • Auto mechanics tell you the truth.
  • You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking, "He must be mad at me."
  • You get to jump up and slap stuff.
  • One mood, all the time.
  • You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
  • You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
  • You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
  • Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
  • You don't mooch off others' desserts.
  • If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
  • The remote is yours and yours alone.
  • ESPN's Sports Center.
  • Bachelor parties rule over bridal showers.
  • You don't need to pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
  • If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become life long buddies.
  • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
  • Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
  • Baywatch.
  • There is always a game on somewhere.

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