Wednesday


The Rite of Spring

2022, 1080hd

Ruth Bosser and Valeria Sorolla

Bosser

Sorolla






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Shameless

s11e7, 1920x1080

Elise Eberle






Bad Influence

1990, 1920x1080

Charisse Glenn, Adrienne Leigh, Palmer Lee Todd and Lisa Zane

Glenn and Leigh

Zane

Todd





Do the Right Thing

1989

Do the Right Thing has a nice view of Rosie Perez’s breasts on show.




101 Acts of Love

1971

All the videos from this film

The last of the Eric Jeffrey Haims movies in this batch is title 101 Acts of Love.  Now, here we have to deal with a little fact: all his films are rated X, but this is the only one I've seen with contact between genitals.  You know?  Insertion and all sort of thing?  101 Acts pretends to be a lesson in sexology as wives played by

Susan Wescott,



Luanne Roberts



and Diane Clark

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go to some therapist for help in something.  The beginning and end of the movie reveal these three women in non-explicit mating behaviors, whereas the middle chunk has a series of randomly inter-cut explicit scenes from a bunch of folks.

Annette Michael is part of this middle group but her scenes are shot and cut to be less than fully pornographic, if you catch my drift.



It is possible that Mr. Haims other movies - Clock Work Blue and Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio - also exist in a form that had them earn their X rating.  That the movies are peopled with pornstars makes it not only possible but also likely they had been hardcore productions once upon a time.  So, maybe the disks I bought were edited, toned-down versions, meant for folks who like their sex soft.  That would explain the under-use of Rene Bond in Jekyll and Hyde, and the really odd editing of most scenes in Clock Work Blue - the hard stuff got chopped out.  If that were so, we might have one of the few examples in which the hardcore version of a movie is the superior product.








Emily Ratajkowski

Fletcher

Latto

Miley



Tuna Retrospective



Many of you remember Tuna, who was the most prolific contributor of images, and the second-most prolific wordsmith during the first 15 years of the Fun House. For those who are not acquainted with him, it's high time you met. Although he passed away before the Blu-Ray age, his DVD captures and collages still hold up as some of the best work that has ever appeared on the internet. Enjoy!

There's no nudity, but it's Elizabeth Taylor! (in Butterfield 8.)