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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

Movies, Theater, and TV:


Swept Away. The retail DVD of this terrible film is now available (Street Date: Feb 11). There is no nudity in any of the 16 deleted scenes. The collages below are just my old collages refreshed with some sharper DVD images.

  • Madonna (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

.com for Murder is a high-tech homage to Hitchcock. 172 people have voted on IMDb, and 149 of them scored it the minimum1.0, including every single one of the women!

  • Julie Strain (1, 2, 3)
  • Shelley Michelle (1, 2)
  • Clara Rainbow (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • unknowns (1, 2)

If you like Uschi Digard, this is your lucky day. Note especially the genital close-ups in "I, Uschi"

Here's some more women from Below the Belt




  • Charlie's French Celebrity Nudity Site is updated

  • Please inform me if any encyclopedia volumes fail to connect, or any other such problems


Other crap


Here are the latest movie reviews available at

  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Graphic Response
  • Jennifer Lopez topless in a love scene from the 1997 Oliver Stone movie "U-Turn". An odd movie, probably best described as a very dark comedy.

  • Rosanna Arquette, topless and rear nudity from one her first movies, "The Executioner's Song" (1982).

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

A whole mess of edits of paparazzi scans for today.

  • Italian tv babes, Alba Parietti (1, 2) and Alessia Marcuzzi start off things, getting topless at the beach.

  • Anna Valle, a former Miss Italy in pictures that are suspiciously sharp and clear for paparazzi pics. But what a terrific body this woman has.

  • Breaking the Italian hegemony is Annette Barlo, Dutch TV babe, also topless at the beach.

  • Back to Italian babes with Antonella Mosetti, and yes she is topless at the beach.

  • An edit of last year's topless romp by Claudia Schiffer. So here this guy has Claudia topless and he chooses to put his feet on her back. Not since Fergy's toes got sucked by a bald American banker has a foot fetish seemed so silly.

  • Donna D'errico, former hefmate and Babewatch person, having a oh so convient nipslip.

  • Eliza Dushku, mega-babe, on the Leno show with cleavage to beat the band.

  • Emily Booth, UK actress, talking to some helmeted folk and showing serious pokies.

  • Geri Halliwell with her new body and tiny hooties partly covered up.

  • Gwen Stefani with her old body and tinier hooties all covered up.

  • Jennifer Lopez in two collages of see-thru scans. (1, 2)

  • Star Trek babes Jeri Ryan (1, 2) and Jolene Blalock. Jeri is showing off some righteous cleavage and Jolene is surfing in a very wet bikini.

  • Katie Price, aka Jordan, topless at the beach (1 and 3) and in a see-thru top (#2). Actually, the term "topless" when it come to this woman is a major oxymoron. These collages have 12 scans, multiplied by 2, multiplied by oh I guess 20 and there you go...the total weight of silicon (in pounds). (1, 2, 3)

  • Kylie Minogue, the woman of my dreams. First two collages are from ICMS scans of Kylie topless at the beach. Only sadness here is not nearly enough exposure of her el primo caboose. Last collage is of her at some award show, revealing as much cleavage as she can muster. (1, 2, 3)

  • Leelee Sobieski with a delightful scan of puffy-pokies.

  • Luma de Oliveira, Brazilian actress (e.g. Boca) in the mother of all upskirt pics.

  • Mena Suvari and Michelle Kwan, both clothed but looking so darn cute.

  • Milla Jovovich in a kick-ass nip slip.

  • Mylene Klass, singer, in outfits that show she is drop-gorgeous and drop-dead built.

  • Pamela Anderson wearing something to reveal her bountiful man-made cleavage. Of course, anything smaller than a circus tent would reveal her bountiful man-made cleavage.

  • Spanish actress, Paz Vega, taking off her top at the beach.

  • Okay, a double mea culpa on a collage of Simona Saia. One, I don't have a clue who she is. Two, only the right side of the collage is paparazzi material. I included the left side to show her face. But guys, this babe has a caboose worthy of worship.

  • Euro babe (how's that for specifics?) Veronique DeKock and her marvo-hooters on a typical Euro beach. Ahh, what a joy it must be to live in a sophisticated country.

  • Former Miss Sweden, former hefmate and current most-active nude model on the planet, Victoria Silvstedt in two collages. In the first she shows off her own man-mades in a fluorescent t-shirt. The second? Well, the second is the new mother of all upskirt scans. I see London, I see France, I see Vicky ain't wearing no underpants. (1, 2)

Scoops...Tuna taught me how to cap DVDs and now I've shown The Gimp how to do the same. Since his tastes run toward the hardcore the first thing he capped was Holly Sampson (as Nicolette) doing the deed for real in "Touch".

Skinemax fans know her best as the latest 'Emmanuelle', as well as staring in softcore movies like "Carnal Passion", "Castle Erotica" and guest appearances in several late night cable series, including: "The Best Sex Ever", "Lady Chatterley's Stories", "Thrills" and "Bedtime Stories".

No holds barred in these 'caps! The Gimp even 'capped the money shot, so these may not be every one's cup o' tea.

'Caps and comments by Hankster:

As promised, we move on today to the classic whipping scene with Kathy Williams in 1969's "The Ramrodder".

Kathy gets suspended and whipped by the Indian brave who has claimed her as his squaw.Not sure what the logic is for this ritual but she had lost her virginity to a white man, so maybe that's the reason. Kathy shows off those marvelous breasts.

This scene was long and I will finish it off next time.

Dominique Sanda
(1, 2)

The French actress topless and kinda showing frontal nudity in scenes from the 1976 Italian movie "L'EreditÓ Ferramonti".

Elizabeth McGovern
(1, 2)

Topless in scenes from the mulit-Oscar nominated Milos Forman movie, "Ragtime" (1981).

MÚlanie Thierry
(1, 2, 3)

The young French actress topless in scenes from "Canone inverso - making love" (2000).

Sandra Majani
(1, 2)

All three B's from her only IMDb credit, "Le Parfum d'Yvonne" (1994). #1 has a particularly nice view of her breasts.

Pat Reeder
Pat's comments in yellow...

Beyond Bad Taste - On March 9, Pay-Per-View will air a special called "The Spirit of Diana," in which several psychics who gave daily advice to Princess Di will hold a seance and try to contact her. The director said it will show people a whole new side of Diana, and possibly provide further revelations about the Royal Family through the seance. It will cost $14.95 to watch.

  • $25 if you don't want to watch it.
  • Here's my psychic prediction: "Stupid people are about to become fourteen dollars and ninety-five cents poorer."
  • Question: Did any one of these "psychics" ever tell her to fasten her seat belt?

    The Best And The Brattiest - High school senior Brian Delekta of Memphis, Tennessee, is suing his school because he only got an A and not an A+ for his work experience class. The school district doesn't even have an A+ grade, but Delekta claims not getting that little extra credit may harm his chances of being valedictorian. For his work experience class, he worked as a paralegal in his mom's law office, and she says he did it very professionally.

  • Yes, he obviously learned exactly what lawyers do.
  • He's now demanding an A++ because he deserves extra credit for filing the lawsuit.
  • Why doesn't he just threaten to sue them if they don't make him valedictorian?

    Be Our Gest! Put Our Service To The Test! - David Gest and Liza Minnelli sued VH1 for aborting their reality show, but VH1 fired back with a blistering legal response. VH1 says they can't deal with such an erratic, demanding diva...and they mean Gest. They claim he locked camera crews out when he thought he wasn't looking his best; demanded VH1 hire a stylist and two personal assistants for him; wanted VH1 to fly his hairstylist out from L.A. and get him an apartment (estimated cost: $60,000); demanded a wardrobe budget 30 times bigger than Liza's; and ordered a VH1 staffer to stick her head in his oven to make sure it was spotless.

  • By that time, the staffers were fighting for the chance to stick their heads in the oven.
  • Why does he need a wardrobe budget? Can't he wear Liza's old clothes?
  • He also demanded that they hire a Japanese gardener to prune his eyebrows.
  • Liza loves him because he makes her seem so down-to-earth. (DETAILS: at The Smoking Gun)

    The Chubette - The E! Channel announced that the first episode of the next season of Anna Nicole Smith's show will be aired live. The show will be a take-off on "The Bachelorette," with Anna Nicole putting five guys through a contest to win a date with her, and there will be no edits and no bleeping of profanity.

  • And there'll be plenty of profanity from the guy who wins.
  • No need: she'll sleep through the entire show.
  • The contest will be called "Who's The Oldest and Richest?"