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• Netscape 6..2.1 is available free for download or on CD.
• MSIE 6.0 is available free.

Story of O, the Series (1992 TV series) is supposedly a faithful retelling of the book, broken into 10 episodes. Tonight, we have episode one, featuring full frontal from the title character played by Claudia Cepeda. In this episode, O meets and falls in love with Rene, and is taken to the chateau. It ends with her first whipping. I don't know if I will get through all 10 or not,The approach is not new to this familiar material, the sets are nowhere near as impressive as the original, and there is much less nudity. To top it off, the transfer could be better. So far, C-.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

I am writing this on Feb 5, 2002. Some theologians and psychic Jeanne Dixon revealed that it is the Antichrist's 40th birthday. I looked in the IMDb database, and Jennifer Jason Leigh was born on Feb 5, 2002. 

Although if she found out her father was Satan, she might consider that an upgrade from Vic Morrow.

MOVIES:

Summer Catch (new to DVD) is a truly awful baseball movie starring that esteemed member of the Shakespeare Youth, Freddie Prinze Jr. And Lord Prinze was one of the better actors in the movie.

• Jessica Biel - non nude - but what a beautiful figure she has (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Susan Gardner - buns in a thong - a somewhat larger figure than Biel

Sand (new to DVD) is a truly awful non-baseball movie. Kind of a grade-g Tarantino movie

• Kari Wuhrer - what is the deal with keeping HER clothes on. Soon Anna Nicole Smith will be doing movies fully dressed.

Soul of the Game is a really good baseball movie, typically classy HBO biopic about the era of baseball integration, but no nudity

Dinner With Friends is a talky Pulitzer-winning, four character play which was adapted to the screen. HBO did a great job, hiring Norman Jewison to direct, and paying four pretty good performers to play the roles. It's intelligent, but so static and cerebral. Guaranteed action-free. No nudity.

The following are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined there might be something of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Selma Blair topless in the much talked about, but hardly seen movie "Storytelling" (2001). The nudity is far off, and the quality is not very good bootleg, but it's still the first we've seen!

• Selma Blair

Next...bootleg images from "Not Another Teen Movie" with topless and rear nudity.

• Cerina Vincent (1, 2)

• Hudson Leick
• Shawnee Free Jones

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

In today's "Babes in Bondage" images, we continue to follow the misadventures of Francesca Le and K.C. Dylan in "Abducted!".

• Francesca Le, more of her impressive robo-boobs, plus gyno-cam views in links 4, 5, 6 and 7. *FAIR WARNING*...links 6 and 7 have some pretty f'd up things going on.
  (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

• K.C. Dylan. Breasts in both, freaky gyno-action in #1. (1, 2)

• Francesca Le and K.C. Dylan, nude and tied up in both, plus being whipped in #2. (1, 2)

"Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits."

Speaking of her of her jumbo jacks...she does have a pretty bad silly-cone addiction and keeps getting larger and larger robo-hooters. Currently, it looks as if she's stuffed a couple of soccer balls under her skin.

Links #1, 6, and 7 show some nipple.
Links #1 and #2 have some thong views.
Link #2 is also a great example of how big and fake her big'uns are.

Thanks to Proteus for these scans from her spread in the Feb '02 issue of Loaded.

Jennifer Lopez has delighted the readers of men's magazine FHM by agreeing to her most revealing photo spread ever. The sexy star has posed in soaked, skimpy outfits on Miami Beach, Florida for photographer Tony Duran as a thank you for being voted the magazine's Sexiest Woman in the World for two successive years. Lopez admits she has been waiting for years to show off her body in a sexy spread. She says, "Any woman who says she doesn't like being called sexy... it's so not true. It's the most flattering thing in the world. I really want to make it a triple this year." FHM bosses, in turn, have rewarded Lopez for her double honor by presenting her with a bronze Jaguar XKR 3.8. She adds, "There are only two in the world with the same color and specs as mine."

More on the Tiffany Bunny mag spread. She got her breasts augmented?! I never would've guessed from that preview shot.

Pop Singer Tiffany Glitters in Playboy

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Former teen pop idol Tiffany is back in the spotlight, this time entertaining the readers of Playboy rather than screaming teenyboppers.

The 1980s singer, now a suburban mom, will appear in the magazine's April issue, which is scheduled to hit newsstands on March 4, a Playboy spokesman said on Tuesday. The current issue offers a sneak peak of the redhead, who underwent breast augmentation surgery, her publicist said.

The spread was designed to shake the world from its belief that Tiffany is still a 15-year-old performer, rather than a 30-year-old wife and mother, she said on her Web site (http://www.tiffanymusic.com).

"I have grown significantly, both personally and professionally, after nearly a decade of raising a family and exploring my craft," Tiffany said. "I view my appearance in Playboy as the first step in presenting myself to the world as I am."

Tiffany's spokesman, Jay Marose, said the photo shoot took place last month after Playboy approached her. He declined to discuss the content of the shots or reveal how much she was paid, as did a Playboy spokesman.

Marose described Tiffany as "a very religious person," but said she had no moral problems with doing the spread. He said she will embark on a major TV and radio promotion for Playboy later this month.

Tiffany, whose full name is Tiffany Renee Darwisch, struck it big in 1987 after playing to excited youngsters during a tour of America's shopping malls. Her self-titled debut album reached No. 1 on the charts that year as did its first two singles, "I Think We're Alone Now" and "Could've Been." A third single, "I Saw Him Standing There," peaked at No. 7.

Her fickle fans deserted her for New Kids on the Block within a few years, and Tiffany found herself relegated to lounge gigs and concerts in Asia, where she is still popular.

She emerged from obscurity in 2000 to release her first U.S. album in 10 years, "The Color Of Silence." Despite gushing reviews in Billboard magazine, which compared it to Alanis Morissette's Grammy-winning "Jagged Little Pill," the self-distributed album did not resurrect her career.