|Dana Delany's career hasn't featured all that much nudity, but she made up for it all at once in "Exit to Eden". And she picked a fine movie, too. Wait until we get to worst screen couple - Rosie and Ackroyd have to be up there. Aesthete pointed out that the original book was written by Anne Rice, although the movie pretty much ignored it.|
|Yesterday was Katie, 22,
from Manchester. (#1,
Gold is Angela Jay, 4 Sept 1978.
|+||Ever wonder what the
Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when
not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does.
Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue,
"Frodo", specializes in "outing" the
harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. His
"First, your honey from yesterday, J Nichole Italiano-Zaza, is Nikki Nova again. She has been Nichole Italiano in her Playboy NSS appearance.
Second, El Kabong's Lauryn is Taylor Moore, who is now trying to become a fitness babe or a wrestling babe or both."
Third, This is the legendary Linzi Dawn Mckenzie, who started Page Three modeling at 16. Danni Ashe featured her as soon as she turned 18. Her career seems to be taking a new direction in the last picture."
|Sharon Stone and the artist formerly
known as Vanity in "Action Jackson"
Getaway", from Tuna
I guess my theory of remakes is that you should only get a do-over with above average but not great movies, hoping that you can raise them closer to greatness the second time around.
You shouldn't remake brilliant movies or really bad movies because who the hell wants to see Tom Arnold in Casablanca or yet another version of From Hell It Came (although Arnold might improve that one if he played the walking tree).
Based upon this theory, I guess they felt the original Getaway with Steve McQueen and Ali McGraw could have been improved enough to make it good. Remaking Steve McQueen movies is rapidly replacing baseball as America's national pasttime. Well, the movie still sucks the ol' pinata de amor, but they did add plenty of flesh, and that's what really counts, isn't it?
"Watch Me", from Johnny Web
This movie is an experience I have blocked, and I can't remember having watched it. Perhaps under deep hypnosis ......
There's a photographer, and some bimbos, and some bad lighting and .... no, I just can't remember. Pretty sure nothing happened, but people took off their clothing a lot. There was a telescope, some video equipment, and a sexually frustrated woman, and a handyman who has the right tools to fix her problem, and cheesy music, and some models, and guys said "work with me baby, yeah". Oh, maybe that was the Austin Powers sequel. Sorry, I've forgotten. I think this was a straight-to-vid, at least I hope nobody paid seven bucks to see this. The bims were pretty attractive in this one. Here's one of them, and she has a very lithe and sexy body, Jennifer Burton.