|One Fish, Two Fish|
|More brand spankin' new
vidcaps from the master of the b-movies. He made it to
the 700 mark. Congratulations, Helcrom. (He was our
first-ever "branded" contributor, back when the
internet was just me, Helcrom, 12 Swiss Physicists, and
our founder, Al Gore. That was so long ago that Helcrom
had to do a whole different kind of movie, because Gore
had not yet invented the automatic car wash.)
Maria Conchita Alonso in "Blackheart". What happened to this girl? wasn't she in real movies at one time? Kim Basinger, "9 /12 Weeks" Jennifer Bergeron. "Hidden Beauties - The Awakening" Kim Dawson , "The Sexperiment" Laura Dern, "Ramblin' Rose" Stacey deSimone, "Hidden Beauties - The Awakening" Nikki Fritz, "Hidden Beauties - The Awakening" Michelle Hall, "Hidden Beauties - The Awakening" Leslie Harter, "The Sexperiment" Nichole Italiano-Zaza in "The Sexperiment". Actually, she goes by J. Nichole to distinguish her from the many others in the fine lineage of Nichole Italiano-Zaza's. Tracy Keijser, "Hidden Beauties - The Awakening" Kimberly Kelly, "Night Eyes 4" Moira Kelly, "Daybreak" Catalina Larranaga, "Hidden Beauties - The Awakening"
Demi Moore, The Scarlet Letter" .Actually, there is no automatic car wash in this movie. The frugal puritan community insisted on washing their Buicks by hand. Gotta love that puritan work ethic.
Katie O'Rourke,"The Sexperiment". Me and Katie O'Rourke, we would trip the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York. What is the deal with this Kate, Katie, Caitlin thing? My first wife was christened Sheila Riordan, making her the only Irish woman in history not named Katie. However, for reasons only now becoming clear to me, and apparently related to a little-known clause in the Irish constitution, her nickname was and is - you guessed it - Katie. I'm not kidding.
|Yesterday was Karen, 22,
from Rotherham. (#1,
Gold is Stephanie Marrian, 8 March, 1975.
|+||Ever wonder what the
Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when
not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does.
Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue,
"Frodo", specializes in "outing" the
harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. His
"Yup, that was Kerri Kendall in yesterday's Fun House. Apparently, she now thinks the tattoo was a mistake, and covers it up in most modeling sessions. Here's more."
|Varela||A bunch of the Chilean beauty playing Cleopatra, from Schmutzfink and Johnny Web (the Johnny web caps previously appeared in the members' edition). The pictorial contains no actual nudity, but some kinda-sorta see-throughs and possibly a partial look at an aureola. The pictorial also includes some incredibly silly pictures of Billy Zane.||Snowblind Presents||If Crow is The king of the
Ring, Snowy is probably the #1 contender. He only did one
of these, i think, but he rounded up the rest. Here's
some of Miss Kitty, and she seems to have forgotten her
bra in the first two.
|FR||I guess it's Francesca Neri day. Tuna did some DVD caps of "Outrage" in the members' area, and here's "Live Flesh" From fr|
The usual grade-z erotic entertainment, featuring the impressive body of Athena Massey.
"Outrage", from Tuna
This is the Banderas movie where the thugs brtually rape Francesca Neri. Unfortunately for them: They do not kill her. She is a professional circus sharpshooter She knows who they are
So there's a tip for you ambitious criminal youngsters - of a crime scenario you might want to avoid. Since she can shoot a balloon out of a clown's mouth from a moving horse 100 yards away, a couple of auto mechanics don't represent a real challenge for her. She wastes them like the pond scum they are. Unfortunately, the police don't think this is the proper way to dispose of this case, and come after her. Banderas is a sympathetic reporter. In those days, before Hollywood set his jaw into that one unmoveable facial expression, he was a promising young actor of great sensitivity. It's a decent movie, but the dubbing is terrible, so if you speak Spanish, get the original. Even subtitles would be better than this dubbing. Francesca Neri is one of the great mature beauties, and she gets naked from several angles, as seen here.
"10", from Johnny Web
Come into my mind and journey with me back to an innocent time. Certain things seem incomprehensible to us when we look from the light of the modern free world back into the darkest ages of mankind's past. The Mongol Hordes sweeping over Europe, the Spanish Inquisition, the Roman Empire in the time of Caligula, the time when pong was the best video game. Could they all really have been real? Or, stranger still is the fact that there was a time in the age of man, not so very long ago, when people thought Dudley Moore was funny. Oh, I know you young guys think I am just kidding, but it's true. It was a crazy deluded time, and I guess my generation was trapped somewhere between the moon and New York City.
I rewatched "10" again. Actually, I guess I should write it as ""10"", because the actual name of the movie is "10", including the quote marks! Be that as it may, I found out that my memory was wrong on several counts. First, Bo isn't naked very much, and never up close in good light! Second, I thought the movie was really superficial and unrealistic when I saw it the first time. I was a young man then. Now that I am a geezer, I realize what it was trying to say about growing old, and it does strike some resonant chords.
That doesn't redeem Dudley Moore, however, who hasn't gotten any funnier with perspective. How did we miss him in that worst actor survey? His only acting is a drunk schtick, period, and even that is less subtle than Foster Brooks'. He makes Pauly Shore seem as dignified and subtle as Paul Schofield. Bo Derek (#1, #2) Dee Wallace (#1) Julie Andrews pokiosity(#1) Dudley Moore's telescope bimbos (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6)
"Scoop- benefit of living in the mofo'n Apple. Some more Natalie Portman scans from London papers."