Tuesday


TV Recap

Alice Hunter provided the too-brief nudity in this week's House of Lies (s3e5)




  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

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4:44 Last Day on Earth

1920x1080

2011

Shanyn Leigh














Scorned

(2013)

Johnny's comments:

Now for some B-grade fun.

Scorned is a revenge thriller where Sadie (AnnaLynne McCord) is about to join her older playboy lover Kevin (Billy Zane) for the weekend at his house on the lake. Things are going great, hell she even tells him that she's pregnant and he's happy, then Sadie drugs Kevin and ties him to the bed. Then she text messages her best friend Jennifer (Viva Bianca) on Kevin's phone and invites her over under the pretense that they are going to be together. Sadie then handcuffs Jennifer, washes her in a bath then forces Kevin to go down on her. Then, the torture starts. Did I forget to mention Sadie is completely insane? Meanwhile, a murderer escapes from prison and is in the area. What could he want?

Regulars will know that I love a sleazy Billy Zane genre movie and regularly cap them and this one may have topped the lot of them. But not because of Billy, nope, this is all about AnnaLynne McCord who plays Sadie with such glee and has a number of bizarre moments, whether it's vomiting at the result of her torturous activity, making out with Jennifer while driving a car at high speed, threatening to cook Jennifer's dog, inviting the neighbour in to help cook dinner in the middle of the torture or just fucking an escaped murderer because... why not? Yes, Scorned is utterly silly, there's a ridiculously high number of mentions of the word 'scorned', but it never takes itself seriously and is all the more enjoyable for it. Plus, how can you hate a movie where the insult 'flat-chested whore' is used.


AnnaLynne McCord 1080hd film clip (collages below)




Viva Bianca 1080hd film clip (collages below)












TV/Film Clips

The women of The Hungover Games (2014). Yup, it's just what it sounds like - a spoof of both The Hunger Games and Hangover. Surprisingly, it isn't bad. The performances are good, the impersonations are not bad, there is some visual appeal, and some of the jokes work. There is some odd casting in the minor roles, but that actually works quite well. In these clips you'll spot performances by Jonathan Silverman and Bruce Jenner.

Kayden Kross, Sophie Dee (Kirsty Hill) and Ania Spiering. Kayden is the blonde; Sophie the big-busted brunette; Ania is blue. Sophie uses the name Sophie Dee when she's in porn and Kirsty Hill when appearing in other films.


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Barbara Perrin Rivemar in Here Comes the Devil (2012) in 1080p



Stefanie Stappenbeck in Niemand ist eine Insel (2011) in 720p



Alexandra Schalaudek and Sophie Rogall in Zweier ohne (2008) in 720p




Pics/Collages

Micaela Schaefer



Miley Cyrus



Alexandra Maria Lara in Rush (2013)



Natalie Dormer, also in Rush


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a few from Celebrity Bottoms

Conor Leslie in the first episode of Klondike



Ekaterina Vilkova in Tiski



Erica Stevens in an episode of Naked News



Natasha Olenski in an episode of Naked News



Peyton Priestley in an episode of Naked News



Rachelle Wilde in an episode of Naked News



Hannah New in the latest episode of Black Sails



Ingrid Pitt in The Vampire Lovers



Katie Keene in Lost Lake



Pam Grier in Coffy